OK, so we don’t know llamas’ genders, nor do we know if they’re on the run from the cops for a series of bank robberies. But there is one thing for sure: this baddest duo on four legs is driving people nuts in Arizona.
The chase, which captured the attention of the local news, lasted about 20 minutes before the black llama was lassoed by a man. The other one is still on the loose. So much for loyalty.
A drunk woman’s bodily functions were so out of control at a sold-out screening of Fifty Shades of Grey, that everyone was evacuated from the theater. You know it had to be bad if fans peeled their eyes away from the screen.
Mirror UK reports that the Valentine’s Day screening in Milton Keynes, England was barely underway when the woman started vomiting and pooping before paramedics came to her aid. “We certainly didn’t expect to be gagging ourselves because of the stench,” said a moviegoer. “She lost control of everything, including all bodily fluids. The whole cinema stank.”
The raunchy nature of the BDSM film can be uncomfortable, so it’s understandable that people would want to get their buzz on before watching. But this girl went all out. Next time you booze up before a screening, remember: It can happen to you.
Maybe this is why Melanie Griffith (mother of Fifty Shades star Dakota Johnson) refuses to see it?