Man, we remember a time when the worst thing the Osbournes had to deal with was 15 tiny dogs pooping on the opulent throw rugs they scattered throughout their mansion. You guys watched The Osbournes too, right? Sadly the first family of metal is going through a grueling rough patch, the hardest part of which would have to be the unpredictability of Jack Osbourne‘s newly diagnosed multiple sclerosis. “I’m learning that one minute you can be fine, and the next I went blind in my right eye,” Sharon‘s boy explained on The Talk yesterday. “It’s a completely unpredictable disease.” Says Osbourne, who has since regained 80% of his vision, “Some people are left with a blind spot, some people return a 100 percent, some people never even get anything back, so it’s hit or miss.” Aw, you guys! This is breaking our cold, dead hearts in twain.
As if that wasn’t bad enough (it was), Ozzy Osbourne was forced to cancel a concert in Germany due to health problems of his own this week. While Ozzy’s “vocal concerns” don’t seem serious, they came on so last minute that the audience only found out the concert was canceled after the opening band finished their set. Does someone have an address where we could send them each an Edible Arrangement? We know that won’t solve anything, but still…fruit shaped like a candy flower can’t hurt.
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