TV Movies: Jan. 23-30
MOVIE RATINGS
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G = General audiences
PG = Parental Guidance
PG-13 = Not recommended for preteens
R = Restricted audience
CC = Closed captioned for hearing impaired
ALPHABETICAL LISTING
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Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
’94. Jim Carrey. A bungling gumshoe uncovers more than just a simple kidnapping when he searches for the Miami Dolphins’ missing mascot. (PG-13) (2:00) CMT: Sat. 10:30 P.M.
Adam Sandler’s Eight Crazy Nights
’02. Voices of Adam Sandler. Animated. During Hanukkah, a temperamental lout drinks, gets in trouble with the law and performs community service. (PG-13) (1:20) MAX: Wed. 2:50 P.M. (CC)
Adopt a Sailor ’08. Bebe Neuwirth. A self-centered couple adopts a sailor during Fleet Week. (NR) (1:25) SHO: Sun. 10:30 A.M., Thu. 7:30 A.M. (CC)
Adopted ’09. Pauly Shore. Pauly Shore travels to Africa to try to adopt a child. (R) (1:30) SHO: Mon. 9 A.M., Thu. 5 P.M. (CC)
Adventureland
’09. Jesse Eisenberg. A college grad takes a lowly job at an amusement park after his parents refuse to fund his long-anticipated trip to Europe. (R) (1:50) SHO: Sun. 5:10 P.M., Fri. 7 P.M. (CC)
Airplane!
’80. Robert Hays. A pilot afraid to fly follows his stewardess ex-girlfriend and must take over for the poisoned crew. (PG) (2:00) AMC: Tue. 1 A.M. (CC)
Airplane II: The Sequel
’82. Robert Hays. The first commercial space shuttle has loony Ted and his former girlfriend bound for the moon. (PG) (2:00) AMC: Tue. 3 A.M. (CC)
Alien Sex Files 3: Sex Invaders ’09. Jenae Alt. Hot extraterrestrials satisfy primal urges. (NR) (1:30) MAX: Mon. 12:10 A.M. (CC)
All Hat ’07. Keith Carradine. An ex-convict tries to stop a developer from buying farmland to build a golf course. (R) (1:35) TMC: Sun. 4:40 P.M., 4:25 A.M., Wed. 2:15 P.M., 4:15 A.M.
Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel
’09. Zachary Levi. Now in the care of Dave Seville’s nephew Toby, chipmunks Alvin, Simon and Theodore enter a battle of the bands contest to save their school’s music program. (PG) (1:30) MAX: Tue. 9 A.M. (CC)
Amelia
’09. Hilary Swank. In the summer of 1937, famed aviatrix Amelia Earhart journeys into history in her attempt to become the first woman to circumnavigate the globe. (PG) (1:55) MAX: Thu. 8:35 A.M. (CC)
American Virgin ’09. Rob Schneider. A college student tries to recover a videotape of her scandalous behavior. (NR) (2:00) COMEDY: Mon. 11 A.M. (CC)
Another 48 HRS.
’90. Eddie Murphy. Slick jailbird Reggie hits the street with sloppy policeman Jack, this time to nab a drug king. (R) (2:00) AMC: Thu. 4 A.M.
Antibody ’02. Lance Henriksen. Scientists use a tiny experimental craft to navigate through a terrorist’s body to find and destroy a nuclear detonator. (R) (1:45) TMC: Thu. 9:45 A.M. (CC)
Anything but Love
’02. Isabel Rose. A cabaret singer dreams of a glamorous lifestyle, while torn between a high-school heartthrob and a pianist. (PG-13) (1:40) ENC: Thu. 7:30 A.M. (CC)
Armored
’09. Matt Dillon. Armored-truck guards turn against one another after their plan to rob their company goes terribly awry. (PG-13) (1:35) STZ: Mon. 8:45 A.M., 7:25 P.M. (CC)
The Asphalt Jungle
’50. Sterling Hayden. An ex-convict masterminds a jewel heist with assorted losers destined for a dragnet. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Thu. 6 P.M. (CC)
Assassination of a High School President ’08. Mischa Barton. A high-school reporter probes the theft of the school’s SAT exams and wrongly identifies the class president as the culprit. (R) (1:45) STZ: Thu. 1:35 P.M. (CC)
Assault on a Queen
’66. Frank Sinatra. An adventurer and her ruthless companion talk an ex-submarine officer into joining them in raising a sunken German sub. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Mon. 6 P.M.
Assault on Precinct 13
’05. Ethan Hawke. A cop must arm prisoners to help fend off an attack by gunmen who want to kill a gangster locked away in the crumbling station. (R) (2:30) FX: Wed. 4:30 P.M., Thu. 10:30 A.M.
Asylum ’08. Sarah Roemer. Six students discover that their dorm was once a hospital for lobotomizing teens. (R) (1:35) HBO: Thu. 4:25 A.M. (CC)
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
’99. Mike Myers. The secret agent travels back in time to the 1960s to rescue his stolen mojo from Dr. Evil. (PG-13) (2:00) FX: Mon. 5 P.M., Tue. 10 A.M.
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Babe: Pig in the City
’98. Magda Szubanski. A farmer’s wife and her young porker are detained in a city rooming house with a menagerie. Live action/animatronics. (G) (1:40) HBO: Sat. 6:20 A.M. (CC)
Baby Boy
’01. Tyrese Gibson. A misguided 20-year-old juggles various women while dealing with two children and his mother’s new boyfriend. (R) (2:30) BET: Wed. 8 P.M., 1 A.M.
Baby Face
’33. Barbara Stanwyck. An out-of-town working girl rises in a New York bank by using her power over men. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Sun. 3:45 A.M. (CC)
Backfire
’50. Virginia Mayo. When his friend disappears, a war veteran sets out to track him down. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Mon. 4 P.M.
Bad Boys
’95. Martin Lawrence. Undercover Miami detectives switch lives while investigating murders linked to stolen heroin. (R) (2:00) TNT: Tue. 8 P.M. (CC)
Bad Day at Black Rock
’55. Spencer Tracy. A stranger incurs the wrath of racists when he arrives with a medal for a fallen Japanese-American war hero’s family. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Sat. 8 P.M.
The Ballad of the Sad Cafe
’91. Vanessa Redgrave. Based on Carson McCullers’ Depression-era tale of a love-starved woman, her vengeful ex-husband and a strange relative. (PG-13) (2:00) TCM: Mon. midnight.
Barbershop
’02. Ice Cube. The owner of a popular barbershop considers selling the place to a loan shark who wants to convert it into a strip club. (PG-13) (2:30) SPIKE: Mon. 8 P.M., 10:30 P.M., VH1: Tue. 7 P.M., midnight.
Beethoven 2
’93. Charles Grodin. A St. Bernard’s evil owner tries to abduct her litter from a family who saved them from death. (PG) (1:30) MAX: Mon. 6:40 A.M. (CC)
Being There
’79. Peter Sellers. The president and a power broker heed the utterings of a simple gardener who likes to watch TV. (PG) (2:15) TCM: Thu. 9:45 P.M.
Below the Beltway ’10. Tate Donovan. A political operative tries to expose a decade-old sex scandal that involves a U.S. senator. (NR) (1:45) SHO: Tue. 7:30 A.M. (CC)
The Best Man
’99. Taye Diggs. A writer heads to New York to be best man at a friend’s wedding, where he meets up with an old flame. (R) (2:05) HBO: Tue. 1 A.M. (CC)
The Best of Everything
’59. Joan Crawford. A Manhattan career woman and her publishing-house colleagues have affairs with married men. (NR) (2:05) MAX: Thu. 6:30 A.M. (CC)
The Betrayed ’08. Melissa George. Kidnappers force a young mother to recover money stolen by her shady husband. (NR) (1:45) HBO: Sun. 10:15 A.M., Thu. 1:45 P.M. (CC)
Beverly Hills Cop
’84. Eddie Murphy. A hip Detroit detective drives out to Los Angeles and shows local police how to catch a killer. (R) (1:50) HBO: Sat. 4 A.M. (CC)
Bewitched
’05. Nicole Kidman. An actual witch and a neurotic movie star land the lead roles in a television remake of the 1960s sitcom. (PG-13) (2:00) TBS: Sat. 11:20 A.M.
Big Trouble
’02. Tim Allen. A mysterious suitcase brings together a single father, an unhappy housewife, hit men, street thugs and the FBI. (PG-13) (1:30) ENC: Mon. 6:30 P.M. (CC)
Black Narcissus
’47. Deborah Kerr. Anglican nuns face a variety of pressures as they attempt to maintain a convent school and hospital in the Himalayas. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Sun. 8 P.M.
Black Point
’01. David Caruso. After falling in love with a beautiful woman, a former policeman becomes entangled in a murderous game. (R) (1:50) TMC: Thu. 4:50 A.M. (CC)
Blade II
’02. Wesley Snipes. Blade forms an alliance with a band of hardened enemies in order to battle powerful vampires. (R) (2:00) STZ: Mon. 12:40 A.M., Tue. 11:40 A.M., 7 P.M. (CC)
The Blind Side
’09. Sandra Bullock. A well-to-do white family takes in a homeless black teen and helps him realize his potential on and off the football field. (PG-13) (2:15) MAX: Sun. 8:15 A.M., 7:45 P.M., Mon. 8:10 A.M., 10 P.M., Wed. 7:40 A.M., 10 P.M. (CC)
Blood Work
’02. Clint Eastwood. A former FBI agent comes out of retirement to find the killer who murdered his heart donor. (R) (2:30) AMC: Fri. 3 P.M. (CC)
Blue Crush
’02. Kate Bosworth. A maid falls for an NFL quarterback while preparing for an upcoming surfing competition in Hawaii. (PG-13) (1:50) STZ: Sat. 10:20 A.M., 5:40 P.M., 12:45 A.M. (CC)
Blue Seduction ’09. Billy Zane. A sexy young woman ensnares a middle-aged musician. (NR) (1:35) TMC: Fri. 4 A.M. (CC)
The Bone Collector
’99. Denzel Washington. A quadriplegic detective and a patrol cop try to catch a killer re-creating grisly crimes. (R) (2:30) AMC: Sun. 12:30 P.M., 1 A.M. (CC)
Bonnie Scotland
’35. Stan Laurel. Stan and Ollie take a cattle boat to Scotland and wind up in India with the Bengal Lancers. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Wed. 5:30 P.M. (CC)
Border Radio
’87. Chris D. Los Angeles rockers Jeff, Dean and Dave flee to Mexico and back after robbing a club owner who owes them. (R) (1:30) SHO: Sun. 5:45 A.M.
The Bounty Hunter
’10. Jennifer Aniston. Originally hired to track down his bail-jumping ex-wife, a bounty hunter soon finds himself on the run for his life. (PG-13) (1:55) STZ: Sun. 9:05 A.M., 6:15 P.M., Thu. 1:25 A.M., Fri. 12:50 P.M., 8:07 P.M. (CC)
The Bourne Identity
’02. Matt Damon. A woman helps an amnesiac,who has a dangerous past, to dodge assassins as he tries to learn about himself. (NR) (2:00) ENC: Tue. 7:20 A.M., 2:35 P.M., 9:35 P.M., Sat. 9:30 A.M., 8 P.M., 11 P.M. (CC)
The Bourne Supremacy
’04. Matt Damon. A CIA chief sends a senior operative to take down Jason Bourne when it appears the rogue agent is behind the deaths of two people. (PG-13) (2:15) TNT: Sat. 10:15 P.M. (CC)
The Bourne Ultimatum
’07. Matt Damon. Jason Bourne continues his international quest to uncover his true identity while staying one step ahead of those who want to kill him. (PG-13) (2:30) USA: Sat. 8:30 P.M. (CC)
The Boys & Girl From County Clare
’03. Colm Meaney. A traditional music competition rekindles a rivalry between two estranged brothers from Ireland. (R) (1:35) TMC: Sun. 3:05 P.M.
Boyz N the Hood
’91. Larry Fishburne. Three boys become men, one guided by his father, in their racially divided Los Angeles neighborhood. (R) (1:55) ENC: Tue. 3:15 A.M., Sat. 3 A.M. (CC)
Braless in Burbank ’09. A beautiful columnist gives advice on love. (NR) (1:25) TMC: Fri. 1:05 A.M. (CC)
The Brave One
’07. Jodie Foster. After a brutal attack leaves her badly injured and her fiance dead, a radio host stalks the streets of New York on a quest for revenge. (R) (2:30) AMC: Sun. 8 P.M., 10:30 P.M., Mon. 8 P.M., 10:30 P.M.
Brazil
’85. Jonathan Pryce. A bureaucrat in a future megalopolis notes a fatal error over one man, named Tuttle, and another, named Buttle. (R) (2:15) MAX: Wed. 7:45 P.M. (CC)
Bridge to Terabithia
’07. Josh Hutcherson. A boy and his new friend, the class outsider, create an imaginary world in which they rule as king and queen. (PG) (2:00) ABCFAM: Sat. 7:30 A.M.
Broadway Limited
’41. Victor McLaglen. An actress, producer and secretary are taken for kidnappers when their PR stunt backfires on a train. (NR) (1:15) TCM: Wed. 4:15 P.M.
Bronco Billy
’80. Clint Eastwood. A New Jersey shoe salesman plays cowboy with a runaway heiress and losers in his Wild West show. (PG) (2:00) ENC: Thu. 5:05 A.M. (CC)
The Brothers Solomon
’07. Will Arnett. To fulfill their dying father’s wish for a grandchild, two socially inept siblings embark on a mission to find mates and start families. (R) (2:00) FX: Tue. 8 A.M.
Brown Sugar
’02. Taye Diggs. A producer for a record company falls for his longtime friend shortly after proposing to his girlfriend. (PG-13) (1:50) MAX: Fri. 3:20 P.M. (CC)
Br??no
’09. Sacha Baron Cohen. The gay Austrian fashionista ignites numerous outrageous situations when he brings his show to America. (R) (1:25) HBO: Fri. 1:30 A.M. (CC)
Buffalo 66
’98. Vincent Gallo. Seeking parental approval and revenge on the man who jailed him, a newly released convict involves a teen in his schemes. (R) (2:00) TMC: Tue. 6 P.M. (CC)
Busty Cops and the Jewel of Denial ’09. Beautiful policewomen protect a sacred and powerful gem. (NR) (1:20) MAX: Wed. 12:10 A.M. (CC)
Busty Cops Go Hawaiian ’09. Gorgeous policewomen find trouble in paradise. (NR) (1:20) TMC: Sun. 3:05 A.M. (CC)
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The Cable Guy
’96. Jim Carrey. An act of kindness brings a jilted architect the unwanted friendship of an unbalanced cable-TV installer. (PG-13) (2:15) COMEDY: Tue. 3:15 P.M., Wed. 11 A.M. (CC)
Cadillac Man
’90. Robin Williams. An angry husband catches up to a wise-guy car salesman who cons customers and women. (R) (1:40) ENC: Wed. 6:20 P.M. (CC)
Cairo Time
’09. Patricia Clarkson. During a vacation in Egypt, an unexpected love affair arises between a magazine editor and her husband’s former colleague. (PG) (1:30) SHO: Sun. 9 A.M., Wed. 10:15 A.M.
Captain Fury
’39. Brian Aherne. An Irish patriot and his partner lead a prison escape and crusade for justice in 1800s Australia. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Wed. 11:30 A.M.
The Cardinal
’63. Tom Tryon. An Irish-American clergyman experiences personal and professional turmoil as he rises through the Catholic Church. (NR) (3:00) TCM: Mon. 1 P.M.
Catch Me if You Can
’02. Leonardo DiCaprio. An FBI agent pursues Frank Abagnale Jr., a con man who assumes various identities and commits forgery. (PG-13) (2:20) MAX: Tue. 10 P.M. (CC)
Catch That Kid
’04. Kristen Stewart. With help from her two friends, an adventurous 12-year-old plots to rob a bank to pay for her father’s surgery. (PG) (1:45) HBO: Wed. 6:45 A.M. (CC)
Cats & Dogs
’01. Jeff Goldblum. An eager beagle joins undercover canines on a mission to foil a feline plot to make all people allergic to dogs. (PG) (1:30) HBO: Tue. 6:30 A.M. (CC)
Catwoman
’04. Halle Berry. A shy artist acquires feline speed, agility and keen senses following a brush with death. (PG-13) (2:00) SYFY: Fri. 6 P.M.
Chain Lightning
’50. Humphrey Bogart. A World War II bomber pilot comes home, tests a jet and renews his romance with a Red Cross worker. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Thu. 11:30 A.M. (CC)
Changing Lanes
’02. Ben Affleck. An attorney and a recovering alcoholic have a car accident which escalates into an ongoing feud. (R) (1:45) SHO: Tue. 11:30 A.M.
Chaos ’05. Jason Statham. A rookie cop and grizzled veteran search for a bank robber. (R) (2:00) USA: Fri. 1 A.M., Sat. 2:31 P.M. (CC)
Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle
’03. Cameron Diaz. Three private detectives work under cover to retrieve two rings that contain cryptic information. (PG-13) (1:55) MAX: Thu. 6:05 P.M. (CC)
Cheech & Chong’s Nice Dreams
’81. Cheech Marin. Two hippie ice-cream vendors meet Timothy Leary and branch out into marijuana. (R) (1:30) ENC: Wed. 2:50 A.M. (CC)
Children of the Corn ’09. Kandyse McClure. A couple encounters murderous children in a rural community. (NR) (2:00) SYFY: Sun. 2 A.M. (CC)
Children of the Corn: Revelation
’01. Claudette Mink. A pair of FBI agents follows a serial killer into a desolate Nebraskan town. (R) (1:25) TMC: Sun. noon (CC)
Chinatown
’74. Jack Nicholson. A 1930s gumshoe named Jake sticks his nose into a sordid mess over Los Angeles land and water. (R) (2:10) MAX: Sun. 3 A.M. (CC)
The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe
’05. Tilda Swinton. Children join forces with the lion mystic Aslan to free the land of Narnia from the White Witch’s wintry spell. (PG) (3:30) ABCFAM: Sat. 9:30 A.M.
The Chronicles of Riddick
’04. Vin Diesel. On the run from mercenaries, a fugitive lands on a planet endangered by an invading ruler and his bloodthirsty army. (PG-13) (2:30) AMC: Wed. 8 P.M.
Clash of the Titans
’10. Sam Worthington. Perseus, the son of Zeus, embarks on a dangerous mission to prevent Hades from toppling the king of the gods and laying waste to Earth. (PG-13) (2:00) HBO: Mon. 12:30 P.M., 9 P.M., Wed. 4 P.M., midnight (CC)
Clockstoppers
’02. Jesse Bradford. A teenager accidentally activates a wristwatch that allows him to make time stand still. (PG) (1:35) TMC: Tue. 8 A.M., Fri. 6:40 A.M., 6:25 P.M.
Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs
’09. Voices of Bill Hader. Animated. When hard times hit the town of Swallow Falls, a failed inventor constructs a device that turns water into delicious food. (PG) (1:30) STZ: Sun. 3:40 A.M., Mon. 10:20 A.M., 5:50 P.M. (CC)
Cobra
’86. Sylvester Stallone. A Los Angeles detective and his partner protect a model from a night slasher and his neo-fascist army. (R) (2:00) SPIKE: Sat. 1 A.M. (CC)
Collateral Damage
’02. Arnold Schwarzenegger. A Los Angeles firefighter travels to Colombia to find the terrorist who killed his wife and son. (R) (1:50) MAX: Mon. noon (CC)
College
’08. Drake Bell. Three high-school seniors spend a wild weekend with members of Fairmont University’s rowdiest fraternity. (R) (1:35) TMC: Wed. 1 A.M. (CC)
Color Me Kubrick
’05. John Malkovich. An audacious con artist raises the art of deception to a new level by successfully posing as Stanley Kubrick, despite having no resemblance to the reclusive filmmaker. (NR) (1:30) TMC: Sun. 9 A.M., Wed. 11:15 A.M. (CC)
Coming to America
’88. Eddie Murphy. Pampered Prince Akeem of Zamunda comes to New York with his royal sidekick to find a true-love bride. (R) (2:30) ABCFAM: Sat. 3:30 P.M.
The Condemned
’07. Steve Austin. A death-row inmate from a Central American jail is among the prisoners taken to a remote island for a to-the-death match broadcast live over the Internet. (R) (2:29) USA: Sat. 12:02 P.M. (CC)
The Consultants ’09. Paul Hughes. After the death of his boss, an executive hires a group of politically incorrect consultants. (NR) (1:30) SHO: Mon. 1:45 P.M.
Coogan’s Bluff
’68. Clint Eastwood. An Arizona lawman comes to Manhattan and shows a detective how to extradite a murderer. (R) (2:15) AMC: Fri. 12:45 P.M. (CC)
Cop Out
’10. Bruce Willis. Two veteran NYPD detectives confront a gangster who is obsessed with sports memorabilia in order to retrieve an invaluable baseball card. (R) (1:50) MAX: Tue. noon, 8 P.M. (CC)
The Corruptor
’99. Chow Yun-Fat. Cops in New York’s Chinatown are caught in a gang war. (R) (2:30) FX: Wed. 10:30 A.M., Thu. 8 A.M.
Crank
’06. Jason Statham. A hit man awakes to the news that he has been poisoned and will die in an hour unless he keeps adrenaline coursing through his body. (R) (1:56) USA: Sat. 6:34 P.M., 11 P.M. (CC)
Crashing Las Vegas
’56. Leo Gorcey. An electric shock gives one of the Bowery Boys the ability to predict winning numbers. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Sat. 10:30 A.M.
The Crazies
’10. Timothy Olyphant. A lawman and his wife and two companions fight to make it out of town alive after an unknown toxin turns ordinary citizens into bloodthirsty lunatics. (R) (1:45) STZ: Fri. 11 P.M., Sat. 3:50 P.M. (CC)
Croc ’07. Peter Tuinstra. A hunter searches for a large crocodile that preys on tourists at a resort. (NR) (2:00) SYFY: Sat. 3 A.M. (CC)
Crocodile Dundee
’86. Paul Hogan. A rich reporter tours outback Australia with a crocodile hunter, then brings him to Manhattan. (PG-13) (2:00) AMC: Thu. 9 A.M. (CC)
Crocodile Dundee II
’88. Paul Hogan. Colombian drug dealers pursue the outback he-man and his Manhattan girlfriend in Australia. (PG) (2:26) AMC: Wed. 3:04 A.M. (CC)
Crush
’09. Christopher Egan. A young seductress becomes dangerously obsessed with the college student she most recently bedded. (R) (1:20) TMC: Tue. 1:10 P.M., 4:30 A.M., Sat. 8:50 A.M., 4:30 P.M. (CC)
Cutthroat Island
’95. Geena Davis. A map written in Latin leads a slain pirate’s daughter and her partner to gold and into battle with a murderous uncle. (PG-13) (2:15) SHO: Tue. 9:15 A.M.
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D3: The Mighty Ducks
’96. Emilio Estevez. Teenage hockey players get a prep-school scholarship, with a new team name and a new coach. (PG) (1:45) ENC: Fri. 5:15 P.M. (CC)
Dangerous Game
’93. Harvey Keitel. An experimental filmmaker uses two married actors to play out their private lives on screen. (R) (1:50) ENC: Mon. 4 A.M. (CC)
Dark City
’98. Rufus Sewell. A demented genius, a sympathetic detective and a group of ominous beings are drawn to an amnesiac accused of murder. (R) (2:00) FX: Mon. 8 A.M.
The Dark Knight
’08. Christian Bale. Batman has to keep a balance between heroism and vigilantism to fight a vile criminal known as the Joker, who would plunge Gotham City into anarchy. (PG-13) (3:15) TNT: Sun. 8 P.M., Fri. 8 P.M. (CC)
Dark Waters ’04. Lorenzo Lamas. The creator of bioengineered sharks must destroy the escaped animals before they begin a feeding frenzy off the Florida coast. (R) (1:35) TMC: Thu. 1:25 P.M. (CC)
Darkman
’90. Liam Neeson. An acid-scarred scientist uses 99-minute masks to be with his girlfriend and trap gangsters. (R) (1:40) HBO: Mon. 2:30 A.M. (CC)
Darkman III: Die Darkman Die
’96. Jeff Fahey. A drug kingpin entraps faceless crime-fighter Darkman for experiments by a surgeon mistress. (R) (1:30) HBO: Wed. 2:20 A.M. (CC)
The Day the Earth Stood Still
’08. Keanu Reeves. A woman and her stepson learn the chilling meaning behind the proclamation of an alien visitor that he is a “friend to the Earth.” (PG-13) (1:45) HBO: Tue. 8 A.M., 6 P.M., Fri. 7 P.M. (CC)
Daylight
’96. Sylvester Stallone. An ex-EMS chief leads the rescue of New Yorkers trapped by an explosion in the Holland Tunnel. (PG-13) (1:55) MAX: Sun. 6:20 A.M. (CC)
Days of Thunder
’90. Tom Cruise. An upstart stock-car driver goes to the edge for his manager, his brain-surgeon girlfriend and himself. (PG-13) (2:30) SPIKE: Fri. midnight (CC)
Dead Men Walking ’05. Griff Furst. Inmates and guards try to survive while zombies run amok inside a maximum-security prison. (R) (2:00) SYFY: Tue. 3 A.M.
Dead Space: Downfall
’08. Voices of Nika Futterman. Animated. An ancient relic unleashes a horde of bloodthirsty aliens aboard a manned spaceship. (NR) (2:00) SYFY: Tue. 11 P.M.
Dear John
’10. Channing Tatum. Unexpected consequences await a soldier and his lover, who correspond through the mail over a period of seven tumultuous years. (PG-13) (1:50) STZ: Tue. 8:20 A.M., 9 P.M., 5:50 A.M. (CC)
Death at a Funeral
’10. Keith David. Sibling rivalry, family secrets and a mysterious stranger threaten to blow the lid off the coffin when a man tries to give his late father a proper memorial. (R) (1:40) STZ: Wed. 7:45 A.M., 3 P.M., 11 P.M. (CC)
The Deep End
’01. Tilda Swinton. A middle-class woman shields her homosexual son from a blackmailer. (R) (1:45) MAX: Fri. 7:50 A.M. (CC)
Deliverance
’72. Jon Voight. Four Atlanta businessmen encounter unexpected terrors during a rafting trip down a raging backwoods river. (R) (2:30) CMT: Sun. 9 P.M.
The Devil Wears Nada ’10. Christine Nguyen. Sexy mischief threatens a magazine worker’s new job. (NR) (1:20) MAX: Tue. 12:50 A.M. (CC)
Did You Hear About the Morgans?
’09. Hugh Grant. A husband and wife get a chance to repair their crumbling marriage when, after they witness a murder, federal agents hide them in a tiny Wyoming town. (PG-13) (1:45) STZ: Sun. 11 A.M., Thu. 11:45 A.M., 7:05 P.M., Fri. 7:15 A.M. (CC)
Dinocroc
’04. Costas Mandylor. Several townspeople step forward to save their community from the jaws of a prehistoric reptile. (R) (2:00) SYFY: Sat. 9 A.M. (CC)
Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights
’04. Diego Luna. Love blossoms between a young Cuban and an American teenager as they prepare for a New Year’s Eve dance contest. (PG-13) (2:00) WGN-A: Sun. 3 P.M. (CC)
The Dirty Dozen
’67. Lee Marvin. A U.S. Army major selects and trains 12 hard-core criminals for a daring raid on an impregnable Nazi chateau. (NR) (2:45) TCM: Sat. 9:30 P.M. (CC)
Disappearances
’06. Kris Kristofferson. Desperate for money, a cattle farmer and his teenage son try to smuggle Canadian whiskey across the border. (PG-13) (1:45) SHO: Mon. 3:15 P.M., Fri. 9:45 A.M. (CC)
D.O.A.
’49. Edmond O’Brien. A dying accountant has a few days left to find out who spiked his drink with poison and why. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Thu. 10 A.M.
The Doctor and the Girl
’50. Glenn Ford. The doctor son of a New York doctor marries a shopgirl, and the son’s sister gets pregnant. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Thu. 1:15 P.M.
Dr. Dolittle 2
’01. Eddie Murphy. To save an endangered species, a veterinarian who can talk to animals must reintroduce a performing bear to the wild. (PG) (2:00) FX: Fri. noon, Sat. 7 A.M.
Dr. Kildare Goes Home
’40. Lew Ayres. Young Kildare woos nurse Lamont, assists Dr. Gillespie and solves a medical crisis in his hometown. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Sat. 6 A.M. (CC)
Dr. Strangelove Or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
’64. Peter Sellers. President Muffley and his advisers man the Pentagon war room, as planes with bombs head toward Moscow. (PG) (1:45) TCM: Thu. midnight (CC)
Domino
’05. Keira Knightley. Domino Harvey turns her back on wealth and privilege for the excitement of life as a bounty hunter. (R) (2:15) MAX: Mon. 3:30 P.M. (CC)
Dondi
’61. David Janssen. A young stowaway on a ship of GIs returning home gains notoriety when an act of Congress grants him citizenship. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Mon. 7:45 A.M.
Donnie Darko
’01. Jake Gyllenhaal. An unusual teenager follows the instructions of the 6-foot-tall rabbit which saved his life. (R) (1:55) ENC: Wed. 2:45 P.M. (CC)
Double Duty ’09. Mimi Lesseos. A tough woman discovers her feminine side when she leaves the Marines and adjusts to civilian life. (NR) (1:30) SHO: Mon. 10:30 A.M., Fri. 11:30 A.M.
Down in the Delta
’98. Alfre Woodard. A drug user moves her children from Chicago to Mississippi to stay with their uncle and his family. (PG-13) (2:00) BET: Sun. 8 P.M. (CC)
Dr. Seuss’ Horton Hears a Who!
’08. Jim Carrey. Animated. Horton the elephant’s friends and neighbors think he has gone crazy when he claims that a tiny community lives on a speck of dust. (G) (2:00) FX: Fri. 8 P.M., Sat. 9 A.M.
Dragon Fighter ’02. Dean Cain. A genetically engineered dragon escapes from an underground laboratory and threatens to set the world ablaze. (R) (1:35) TMC: Thu. 3 P.M. (CC)
Dragonball: Evolution
’09. Justin Chatwin. A young warrior must protect Earth from the vengeful Lord Piccolo by preventing seven mystical orbs from falling into Piccolo’s hands. (PG) (1:30) HBO: Thu. 3:30 P.M. (CC)
The Duke
’99. John Neville. A miserly Briton opposes his philanthropic uncle, an American cousin and the uncle’s loyal dog. (G) (1:30) STZ: Tue. 10:10 A.M. (CC)
The Dukes of Hazzard ??? Hazzard in Hollywood ’00. John Schneider. The Dukes and their friends head for Hollywood hoping to raise quick cash for a much-needed hospital back home. (2:00) CMT: Sat. 5 P.M., 12:30 A.M.
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Eddie Murphy Raw
’87. Eddie Murphy. The comedian does a Bill Cosby impression and discusses life, women and sex in a stand-up show in New York. (R) (2:00) COMEDY: Fri. 1 A.M. (CC)
Edge of Darkness
’10. Mel Gibson. After his daughter is shot on his doorstep, a Boston detective learns about her secret life and a far-reaching coverup linked to her death. (R) (2:00) HBO: Thu. 9 P.M. (CC)
8 Heads in a Duffel Bag
’97. Joe Pesci. A mob messenger’s luggage containing grisly contents is mistakenly switched with a med student’s bag at an airport. (R) (1:35) MAX: Fri. 5:10 P.M. (CC)
8 Seconds
’94. Luke Perry. An ex-bull rider trains his son, who becomes the world rodeo champion in 1987 Oklahoma. (PG-13) (1:45) HBO: Tue. 2:15 P.M. (CC)
El Dorado
’67. John Wayne. An old gunfighter, a drifter and a deputy sober up a sheriff to track down killers. (NR) (3:00) AMC: Fri. 8 P.M., Sat. 5 P.M.
Eloise at the Plaza
’03. Julie Andrews. A 6-year-old girl causes problems for her British guardian, a prince and a hotel manager. (1:40) DIS: Tue. 8 P.M. (CC)
Enchanted
’07. Amy Adams. Live action/animated. Banished by an evil queen, a princess from a fairy-tale world lands in modern Manhattan, where music, magic and “happily ever after” are sorely lacking. (PG) (2:30) ABCFAM: Sun. 3:30 P.M.
End of Days
’99. Arnold Schwarzenegger. An ex-cop must protect a woman chosen by Satan to be the mother of the Antichrist. (R) (2:45) AMC: Wed. 9:15 A.M. (CC)
The Enemy
’00. Luke Perry. After a German chemist, a defector, disappears, his son and a CIA agent fight a rogue British agent for custody of a biotoxin. (R) (1:40) MAX: Fri. 2:30 A.M. (CC)
Enter the Dragon
’73. Bruce Lee. A secret agent comes to an opium lord’s island fortress with other fighters for a martial-arts tournament. (R) (2:30) AMC: Wed. 3 P.M. (CC)
Eragon
’06. Ed Speleers. The discovery of a dragon’s egg puts a poor farm boy on the path to his destiny to be a Dragon Rider and defeat an evil king. (NR) (2:00) SYFY: Sun. 2 P.M., Mon. 10 A.M.
Eraser
’96. Arnold Schwarzenegger. A Witness Protection Program agent hides a woman who knows about defense-field traitors planning to sell a superweapon. (R) (2:30) AMC: Tue. 8 P.M., 10:30 P.M. (CC)
The Escapist
’08. Brian Cox. After learning that his daughter nearly died of a drug overdose, a longtime convict tries to break out of prison. (NR) (1:55) TMC: Tue. 4:05 P.M.
Everybody’s Fine
’09. Robert De Niro. A widower sets out on a road trip to reconnect with each of his adult children, then he finds that their lives are far from perfect. (PG-13) (1:45) TMC: Mon. 6 A.M., 4:35 P.M. (CC)
Executive Decision
’96. Kurt Russell. A commando squad must conduct a midair assault upon a hijacked plane loaded with terrorists and a deadly nerve gas. (R) (3:00) AMC: Tue. noon (CC)
Exit Wounds
’01. Steven Seagal. A tough Detroit policeman lands in a new precinct and discovers a rogue group of cops who run a drug ring. (R) (2:00) AMC: Sun. 6 P.M.
Extraordinary Measures
’10. Brendan Fraser. After his two youngest children contract a fatal disease, a man joins forces with an unconventional scientist in the hope of finding a cure. (PG) (1:55) SHO: Tue. 3 P.M. (CC)
Extreme Movie ’08. Michael Cera. Stories about teens and sex involve a geek and the girl of his dreams, a chat room and a kinky relationship. (R) (1:30) SHO: Sat. 1:30 A.M.
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Falling Down
’93. Michael Douglas. An unemployed defense worker goes on an armed rampage on a Los Angeles police detective’s last day of work. (R) (1:55) ENC: Wed. 12:50 P.M. (CC)
Fanboys
’08. Sam Huntington. “Star Wars” fanatics take a cross-country trip to George Lucas’ Skywalker Ranch so their dying friend will be able to see a screening of “Star Wars: Episode I ??? The Phantom Menace” before its release. (PG-13) (1:30) SHO: Thu. 9 A.M. (CC)
The Fast and the Furious
’01. Vin Diesel. An undercover police officer investigates a gang leader suspected of stealing electronic equipment. (PG-13) (1:55) STZ: Wed. 1:40 A.M., Thu. 8:20 A.M., 5:10 P.M. (CC)
Ferris Bueller’s Day Off
’86. Matthew Broderick. A cool teen plays hooky in Chicago with his girlfriend, his buddy and the classic Ferrari of his buddy’s father. (PG-13) (2:30) A&E: Sun. 10:30 A.M. (CC)
Fight Club
’99. Brad Pitt. Two young professionals create an underground club where men can compete in hand-to-hand combat. (R) (3:00) VH1: Sat. 8 P.M., 1 A.M.
Fight Night ’08. Rebecca Neuenswander. A corrupt boxing promoter engages in fight fixing with his prizefighter. (R) (1:45) TMC: Sun. 6:15 P.M., Wed. 4 P.M., Sat. 11:45 A.M.
Final Sale ’11. Laura Harris. After undergoing an illegal organ transplant, a woman fights to stop the ring of criminals behind it. (NR) (2:00) LIFE: Mon. 9 P.M. (CC)
Finishing the Game
’07. Roger Fan. Numerous actors audition for the chance to be Bruce Lee’s stand-in after the martial artist dies during the filming of “Game of Death.” (NR) (1:30) SHO: Mon. 4:15 A.M. (CC)
First Blood
’82. Sylvester Stallone. Green Beret veteran Rambo takes on a Pacific Northwest sheriff and the National Guard. (R) (2:00) SPIKE: Sat. 5 P.M., 11 P.M.
The First Wives Club
’96. Goldie Hawn. Three 50-ish college friends plot revenge after their husbands dump them for younger women. (PG) (2:00) WE: Fri. 3 P.M. (CC)
Firstborn
’84. Teri Garr. A teen protects his divorced mother from her boyfriend, a drug dealer in a black four-wheeler. (PG-13) (1:45) SHO: Sun. 6:15 A.M. (CC)
The Five Heartbeats
’91. Robert Townsend. A wealth of songs propels this story about five black singers pursuing their dreams of stardom in the turbulent ’60s. (R) (2:30) BET: Sat. 8 P.M.
Five Minutes of Heaven
’09. Liam Neeson. With peace declared in Northern Ireland, a man secretly plans to avenge his brother’s long-ago murder at the hands of a UVF gunman. (R) (1:30) SHO: Thu. 10:30 A.M. (CC)
Flashdance
’83. Jennifer Beals. A Pittsburgh welder dances nights in a bar, dates her boss and dreams of going to ballet school. (R) (1:40) MAX: Mon. 1:50 P.M. (CC)
Flawless
’07. Michael Caine. A janitor convinces a frustrated executive to help him steal gems from their employer, the London Diamond Corp. (PG-13) (2:00) TMC: Thu. 6 A.M., 8 P.M. (CC)
Fool’s Gold
’08. Matthew McConaughey. A treasure hunter drags his estranged wife and her boss on a quest to find 40 chests of lost Spanish gold. (PG-13) (2:00) TBS: Sun. 3:30 P.M. (CC)
Forgetting Sarah Marshall
’08. Jason Segel. In Hawaii struggling to get over a bad breakup, a musician encounters his former lover and her new boyfriend. (R) (3:00) FX: Mon. 8 P.M., 11 P.M.
40 Days and 40 Nights
’02. Josh Hartnett. A young man meets the girl of his dreams after vowing to avoid any physical contact with women during Lent. (R) (1:40) ENC: Tue. 11:35 P.M. (CC)
Frame of Mind ’09. Carl T. Evans. A New Jersey professor helps a detective who claims to have new evidence about the assassination of President John F. Kennedy. (NR) (1:30) TMC: Wed. 12:45 P.M., Sat. 3 P.M. (CC)
Frankenstein Reborn ’05. Rhett Giles. An obsessive surgeon murders his patients and reanimates the dead. (R) (2:00) SYFY: Wed. 3 A.M.
Frat Party ’09. Randy Wayne. On the eve of his wedding, a young man throws one last bash, which spirals out of control. (R) (1:30) SHO: Mon. 1 A.M. (CC)
Freaky Friday
’03. Jamie Lee Curtis. Two fortune cookies cause an engaged psychotherapist and her teenage daughter to magically exchange bodies. (PG) (2:00) ABCFAM: Sun. 8 A.M.
Freedomland
’06. Samuel L. Jackson. A detective investigates a carjacking that resulted in the abduction of the young son of a troubled woman. (R) (2:30) FX: Thu. 1 P.M.
Friends With Money
’06. Jennifer Aniston. The lives of four best friends intertwine around their relationships with one another, their significant others and their wallets. (R) (2:00) LIFE: Sat. 7 P.M. (CC)
Funny People
’09. Adam Sandler. A gravely ill comic takes a struggling performer under his wing, then gets a chance to re-evaluate his life when his disease goes into remission. (R) (2:25) MAX: Tue. 1:50 P.M., Sat. 2:20 A.M. (CC)
Funny Valentines
’99. Alfre Woodard. The bond between cousins, friends since childhood, deepens as they come to terms with a painful past. (2:30) BET: Sun. 5:30 P.M. (CC)
Funny Valentines
’99. Alfre Woodard. The bond between cousins, friends since childhood, deepens as they come to terms with a painful past. (2:30) BET: Mon. 1 P.M.
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G-Force
’09. Bill Nighy. Live action/animated. Armed with the latest high-tech spy equipment, a guinea pig and his team of highly trained rodents hold the fate of the world in their diminutive paws. (PG) (1:35) STZ: Fri. 2:45 P.M., Sat. 8:45 A.M. (CC)
The Game
’97. Michael Douglas. A control freak’s disreputable brother introduces him to a mysterious game that invades his ordered existence. (R) (2:10) SHO: Sun. 3 P.M., Fri. 3:50 P.M. (CC)
The Game Plan
’07. Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson. A star football player tries to juggle his carefree lifestyle, his team’s bid for the championship and the needs of his newly discovered young daughter. (PG) (2:30) ABCFAM: Sat. 8 P.M.
Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties
’06. Voices of Bill Murray. Garfield follows Jon to England and gets the royal treatment after he is mistaken for the heir to a grand castle. But the feline will need all nine lives to foil the plans of evil Lord Dargis, who wants to turn the castle into a resort. (PG) (2:00) FX: Fri. 10 A.M.
Garfield’s Fun Fest ’08. Voices of Frank Welker. Animated. The fat cat faces a serious threat at an annual competition for funniest comic strip. (NR) (2:00) TOON: Sun. 6 P.M.
General Spanky
’36. Spanky McFarland. An orphan bootblack and the “Our Gang” kids help a planter in the Civil War. (NR) (1:15) TCM: Tue. 9:15 P.M.
Get a Clue ’02. Lindsay Lohan. A 13-year-old student enlists her friends to rescue her English teacher. (1:30) DIS: Sun. 2:30 A.M. (CC)
Get Shorty
’95. John Travolta. A film-loving loan shark teams with a B-movie producer to become a Hollywood mogul. (R) (1:45) ENC: Sat. 4:35 P.M. (CC)
Get Smart
’08. Steve Carell. A newly promoted field agent, partnered with veteran Agent 99, blends inexperience, enthusiasm and ineptitude as he battles against KAOS. (PG-13) (2:00) TBS: Fri. 8 P.M. (CC)
Get Smart
’08. Steve Carell. A newly promoted field agent, partnered with veteran Agent 99, blends inexperience, enthusiasm and ineptitude as he battles against KAOS. (PG-13) (2:00) TBS: Sat. 8 P.M.
Getting Even With Dad
’94. Macaulay Culkin. An 11-year-old moves in with his ex-convict father in the confusion of a major heist. (PG) (1:55) ENC: Fri. 7:05 A.M. (CC)
Ghost Rider
’07. Nicolas Cage. A motorcycle stuntman, who sold his soul to save a loved one, becomes a fiery agent for justice at night in the presence of evil. (PG-13) (2:30) FX: Sat. 3:30 P.M.
Ghost Ship
’02. Julianna Margulies. Members of a salvage crew and a pilot board a haunted vessel found floating in the Bering Sea. (R) (2:00) SYFY: Thu. 7 P.M.
Ghost World
’01. Thora Birch. The lives of best friends diverge after high-school graduation and their encounter with a pathetic loner. (R) (2:00) WGN-A: Sun. 11 A.M. (CC)
Ghostbusters
’84. Bill Murray. Parapsychologists with nuclear guns go into business ridding New York of poltergeists. (PG) (2:30) COMEDY: Sun. 4:30 P.M. (CC)
Ghostbusters
’84. Bill Murray. Parapsychologists with nuclear guns go into business ridding New York of poltergeists. (PG) (2:30) VH1: Fri. 8 P.M., Sat. 5:30 P.M.
Ghosts of Girlfriends Past
’09. Matthew McConaughey. Spirits of jilted lovers take a photographer on an odyssey through his many failed relationships to find out what made him such a cad, and if there is any hope for true love. (PG-13) (1:45) HBO: Sun. 8:30 A.M., Fri. 5:15 P.M. (CC)
The Girlfriend Experience
’08. Sasha Grey. A high-priced call girl works on solidifying her economic future while her live-in lover seeks success as a personal trainer. (R) (1:30) TMC: Thu. 10 P.M. (CC)
Girls on Probation
’38. Jane Bryan. A lawyer falls for a shopgirl whose co-worker gets her into trouble with the law. (NR) (1:15) TCM: Tue. 7:30 A.M.
Go Figure ’05. Jordan Hinson. A teenage figure skater must join the girls’ hockey team to obtain a scholarship at the school of a renowned coach. (1:30) DIS: Fri. 2:30 A.M. (CC)
Going to the Mat
’04. Andrew Lawrence. A blind teenager becomes a high-school wrestler. (1:30) DIS: Sat. 2:30 A.M. (CC)
A Good Day to Be Black & Sexy ’08. Kathryn Taylor. A peek at black love and sexuality from between the sheets. (R) (1:35) SHO: Wed. 4 A.M. (CC)
Good Dick
’08. Marianna Palka. A creep vies for the attention of a woman who berates him. (R) (1:30) TMC: Sat. 1:30 P.M. (CC)
Good Time Max ’07. James Franco. Two genius brothers lead different lives: one as a doctor, the other as a drug addict. (NR) (1:25) SHO: Tue. 7 P.M., 5 A.M., Sat. 3 A.M.
Good Will Hunting
’97. Matt Damon. A therapist, a mathematician and working-class roughs vie for the soul of a janitor with a genius IQ. (R) (2:10) STZ: Tue. 3:10 P.M. (CC)
Gorillas in the Mist
’88. Sigourney Weaver. Anthropologist Dian Fossey defends the mountain gorilla from poachers in Rwanda, Africa. (PG-13) (2:15) ENC: Wed. 7 A.M. (CC)
Gran Torino
’08. Clint Eastwood. An unlikely friendship forms between a bigoted war veteran and an Asian boy who tried to steal the man’s treasured automobile. (R) (1:55) MAX: Fri. 9:35 A.M. (CC)
Grand Theft Parsons
’03. Johnny Knoxville. Roadie Phil Kaufman embarks on a quest to cremate the stolen remains of his longtime friend, musician Gram Parsons. (PG-13) (1:30) TMC: Fri. 11:35 P.M.
Green Zone
’10. Matt Damon. An Army officer and his team of inspectors stumble upon an elaborate coverup as they hunt for weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. (R) (2:00) HBO: Sun. 7 P.M., Tue. 8 P.M., 4:05 A.M. (CC)
Grizzly
’76. Christopher George. National park employees hunt for an 18-foot bear that’s been preying on campers. (PG) (1:45) TCM: Fri. 2 A.M.
Group Sex ’09. Josh Cooke. A man finds his life becoming unexpectedly complicated when he joins a recovery group for sex addicts in a bid to win the gal of his dreams. (R) (1:35) SHO: Sun. 2:30 A.M., Wed. 2:15 A.M. (CC)
Grumpy Old Men
’93. Jack Lemmon. Minnesota neighbors rekindle a 10-year feud when they fall for the same widow. (PG-13) (2:00) CMT: Tue. 3 P.M., 9:30 P.M., Sat. 7 P.M.
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Halloween II
’09. Malcolm McDowell. Evil comes home to roost, as unstoppable killer Michael Myers returns to Haddonfield to restore his family, together with his ghostly matriarch. (R) (2:00) TMC: Sat. 9 P.M., 1 A.M. (CC)
Hancock
’08. Will Smith. A scruffy superhero protects the citizens of Los Angeles but leaves horrendous collateral damage in the wake of every well-intentioned feat. (PG-13) (2:00) FX: Sun. 9 P.M., Wed. 10:30 P.M., Thu. 6 P.M.
Hannah and Her Sisters
’86. Woody Allen. Hannah’s husband has an affair with one sister, and her ex-husband marries the other. (PG-13) (2:00) TCM: Sun. 2:30 P.M. (CC)
Hannah Montana: The Movie
’09. Miley Cyrus. Miley’s father takes her home for a reality check when the teen’s soaring popularity threatens to take over her life. (G) (1:50) DIS: Mon. 8 P.M.
The Happy Years
’50. Dean Stockwell. Little John Humperdink Stover gets into circa-1900 mischief at Lawrenceville prep school. (G) (2:00) TCM: Thu. 8 A.M. (CC)
Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle
’04. John Cho. After smoking marijuana, two roommates scour New Jersey to satisfy their hunger for hamburgers. (R) (2:30) COMEDY: Mon. 2:30 A.M. (CC)
Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle
’04. John Cho. After smoking marijuana, two roommates scour New Jersey to satisfy their hunger for hamburgers. (NR) (2:00) COMEDY: Mon. 7 P.M. (CC)
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
’09. Daniel Radcliffe. Dumbledore tries to prepare Harry for the final battle with Voldemort, while Death Eaters wreak havoc in both Muggle and Wizard worlds, and tragedy looms on the horizon,. (PG) (2:35) MAX: Thu. 3:45 A.M. (CC)
The Haunting of Molly Hartley
’08. Haley Bennett. On the eve of her 18th birthday, a traumatized student learns the truth about her devilish destiny. (PG-13) (1:30) ENC: Mon. 7:40 A.M. (CC)
The Heart Is a Lonely Hunter
’68. Alan Arkin. A deaf-mute man helps several other lonely people in a Southern town. (G) (2:15) TCM: Mon. 8 P.M.
Hellboy II: The Golden Army
’08. Ron Perlman. Hellboy and his team face an underworld prince who plans to awaken a lethal army and use it to reclaim Earth for his magical kindred. (PG-13) (2:30) FX: Sat. 1 P.M.
He’s Just Not That Into You
’09. Ben Affleck. Friends and lovers try to navigate their way through the complexities of modern relationships, sometimes misconstruing the true intentions of the opposite sex. (PG-13) (2:15) MAX: Mon. 7:45 P.M. (CC)
High Plains Drifter
’73. Clint Eastwood. A mysterious stranger forces cowardly citizens of Lago to prepare a garish welcome for three escaped convicts. (R) (2:30) AMC: Fri. 5:30 P.M., Sat. 11:30 A.M.
Higher Learning
’95. Omar Epps. Racial tensions between blacks and white supremacists divide freshmen college students. (R) (2:10) ENC: Mon. 12:05 A.M., Fri. 12:50 P.M. (CC)
Highlander: The Source ’07. Adrian Paul. Duncan MacLeod and a group of companions embark on a quest to discover the origin of their immortality. (R) (2:00) SYFY: Sun. midnight.
Hijacking Hollywood
’97. Henry Thomas. A recent film-school graduate encounters low wages, tyranny and blackmail in an entry-level job in movies. (NR) (1:30) TMC: Sun. 10:30 A.M., Sat. 10:15 A.M. (CC)
His Majesty O’Keefe
’53. Burt Lancaster. A sea captain marries an islander and becomes a South Pacific king of dried coconut meat. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Mon. 11:15 A.M.
Hollywood Sex Fantasy ’01. Robert Allen. A struggling actor gets a chance to live the life he’s always dreamed of when he takes a leading man’s place. (R) (1:30) TMC: Thu. 1:30 A.M. (CC)
Home Alone
’90. Macaulay Culkin. Accidentally left by his Paris-bound family, an 8-year-old makes mincemeat of two burglars in the house. (PG) (1:45) MAX: Sat. 7:45 A.M. (CC)
Home of the Giants ’07. Haley Joel Osment. A drug dealer asks a high-school basketball player to throw the big game. (PG-13) (1:45) SHO: Wed. 11:45 A.M. (CC)
Honey
’03. Jessica Alba. A dancer/choreographer organizes a benefit to raise money for a new studio for inner-city youth. (PG-13) (2:00) BET: Mon. 9 P.M., 1 A.M.
The Honey Pot
’67. Rex Harrison. Aided by an actor, Mr. Fox of Venice summons three ex-mistresses and pretends to be rich and dying. (NR) (2:15) TCM: Tue. 5:45 P.M.
Hope Floats
’98. Sandra Bullock. After learning about her husband’s infidelity, a woman returns to her hometown and finds romance with a handyman. (PG-13) (2:00) WE: Fri. 1 P.M., Sat. 11 A.M. (CC)
Hopscotch
’80. Walter Matthau. An agent dodges the KGB and the CIA to print his memoirs. (R) (1:45) TCM: Fri. 12:15 A.M.
The Hot Chick
’02. Rob Schneider. An ancient curse causes a mean-spirited teenage girl and an incompetent male thief to switch bodies. (PG-13) (1:50) ENC: Sun. 8:40 A.M., 4:15 A.M. (CC)
Hotel for Dogs
’09. Emma Roberts. After moving into a foster home that forbids pets, siblings transform an abandoned hotel into a home for their pooch and a slew of stray dogs. (PG) (1:45) HBO: Mon. 7:30 A.M. (CC)
House on Haunted Hill
’99. Geoffrey Rush. A theme-park mogul invites five guests to an abandoned asylum and offers $1 million to anyone who stays there all night. (R) (1:35) ENC: Tue. 11 A.M. (CC)
The Housekeeper’s Daughter
’39. Joan Bennett. Tired of a life of crime, a gangster’s girlfriend helps an aspiring reporter crack a murder case. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Wed. 1:15 P.M.
Hurricane Season ’09. Forest Whitaker. One year after Hurricane Katrina, coach Al Collins gathers displaced students and turns them into a championship basketball team. (PG-13) (1:45) SHO: Tue. 1:15 P.M.
The Hurt Locker
’08. Jeremy Renner. Members of a bomb-disposal unit in Baghdad face increasingly perilous situations as their tour-of-duty winds down. (R) (2:15) SHO: Wed. midnight, Sat. 4:50 P.M. (CC)
Hustle & Flow
’05. Terrence Howard. A pimp in Memphis, Tenn., sees rap music as the way to escape his dead-end existence and achieve something meaningful. (R) (2:30) MTV: Fri. 10 P.M., Sat. 7 P.M.
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I Could Never Be Your Woman
’07. Michelle Pfeiffer. A professional woman falls for a younger man, while her daughter falls in love for the first time. (PG-13) (1:45) HBO: Thu. noon (CC)
I Do & I Don’t ’07. Jane Lynch. A young couple must endure premarital counseling with a horrible married couple. (R) (1:30) SHO: Thu. 1 P.M. (CC)
I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell
’09. Matt Czuchry. A selfish cad jeopardizes his relationship with two close friends after throwing one of them a particularly decadent bachelor party. (R) (2:00) SHO: Fri. 3:30 A.M.
I Married a Witch
’42. Fredric March. A politician’s campaign for governor is complicated by a seductive witch with romance and revenge on her mind. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Sun. 10 A.M.
I Shot Jesse James
’49. Preston Foster. Bob Ford shoots Jesse James in the back, over a woman, and a prospector shoots Bob Ford. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Sat. 4 P.M.
I Spy
’02. Eddie Murphy. A special agent and a boxing champion travel to Budapest, Hungary, to locate an arms dealer and a stealth bomber. (PG-13) (1:45) HBO: Mon. 4:15 P.M., Fri. 12:30 P.M. (CC)
I Thank a Fool
’62. Susan Hayward. A doctor convicted of mercy killing is later hired by the prosecutor to nurse his unstable wife. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Tue. 10:30 A.M.
Identity
’03. John Cusack. A killer terrorizes people stranded at a remote Nevada hotel during a torrential rainstorm. (R) (2:00) SYFY: Thu. 9 P.M.
In the Mouth of Madness
’95. Sam Neill. An insurance investigator is driven insane by the horror novels of someone called Sutter Cane. (R) (1:40) ENC: Thu. 2:50 A.M. (CC)
In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale
’07. Jason Statham. As war looms in an idyllic kingdom, a man sets out to rescue his kidnapped wife and avenge their murdered son. (NR) (2:30) SYFY: Sun. 11:30 A.M.
The Incredible Hulk
’08. Edward Norton. As Bruce Banner seeks to rid himself of The Hulk forever, a powerful enemy known as The Abomination arises to wreak havoc on the human race. (PG-13) (2:30) FX: Tue. 7:30 P.M., Wed. 8 P.M.
The Incredibles
’04. Voices of Craig T. Nelson. Animated. Now fighting boredom in suburbia, a former superhero and his family get a chance to save the world. (PG) (2:00) DIS: Thu. 8 P.M. (CC)
Independence Day
’96. Will Smith. A fighter pilot, a computer whiz and others fight back after 15-mile-wide alien ships zap Earth’s major cities. (PG-13) (2:30) MAX: Fri. 10 P.M. (CC)
Inglourious Basterds
’09. Brad Pitt. An Allied officer and his team of Jewish-American soldiers join forces with a German actress and undercover agent to take down the leaders of the Third Reich. (R) (2:35) SHO: Thu. 8:25 P.M.
The International
’09. Clive Owen. An Interpol agent and a New York prosecutor join forces to shut down a powerful bank’s funding of terrorism. (R) (2:00) STZ: Mon. 11:50 A.M., 10:40 P.M. (CC)
Into the Blue
’05. Paul Walker. Four divers cross paths with drug smugglers whose cargo plane has crashed near the site of underwater treasure. (PG-13) (2:00) TNT: Sun. 2 A.M. (CC)
Invasion U.S.A.
’85. Chuck Norris. Slavic mercenaries with bazookas hit Florida at Christmas, drawing an agent out of retirement. (R) (1:50) TMC: Thu. 3 A.M.
The Iron Giant
’99. Voices of Jennifer Aniston. Animated. A malevolent government agent threatens to destroy the friendship between a boy and a huge alien robot. (PG) (1:30) ENC: Mon. 5:50 A.M. (CC)
Iron Man
’08. Robert Downey Jr. A wealthy industrialist builds an armored suit and uses it to defeat criminals and terrorists. (PG-13) (3:00) FX: Sun. 6 P.M., Mon. 2 P.M., Sat. 6 P.M.
The Iron Mistress
’52. Alan Ladd. Jim Bowie vies for the affections of a New Orleans belle. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Sat. noon.
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The Jackal
’97. Bruce Willis. A jailed IRA operative helps the FBI track a masterful assassin about to perform a political killing. (R) (2:10) MAX: Sun. 5:35 P.M., Thu. 10 P.M. (CC)
Jackie Brown
’97. Pam Grier. A bail bondsman helps a smuggler frame her boss, an arms dealer who plans to kill her. (R) (2:40) ENC: Fri. 2 A.M. (CC)
The Jacksons: An American Dream
’92. Lawrence-Hilton Jacobs. The Gary, Ind., Jacksons guide Michael and their other children to show-business success; features 38 songs. (6:00) BET: Sat. 11:30 A.M.
The Janky Promoters
’09. Ice Cube. Two shady concert promoters get in over their heads when they try to organize a concert headlined by rapper Young Jeezy. (R) (1:30) SHO: Thu. 2:30 P.M. (CC)
Jeremiah Johnson
’72. Robert Redford. An 1830s loner leaves civilization for the Rockies and learns from a hermit how to be a mountain man. (PG) (2:30) AMC: Sat. 8 P.M., 10:30 P.M. (CC)
Jersey Girl
’04. Ben Affleck. A young woman changes the life of a single father who used to be a successful New York music publicist. (PG-13) (2:00) TBS: Sun. 8:30 A.M. (CC)
Jesus’ Son
’99. Billy Crudup. After overcoming heroin addiction and a tragic relationship, a bungling drifter eventually settles down and begins an enlightened life. (R) (1:50) TMC: Tue. 1:15 A.M. (CC)
Joan Rivers: A Piece of Work
’10. Filmmakers Ricki Stern and Annie Sundberg document a year in the life of the comedy pioneer as she works tirelessly to keep her career thriving in a youth-driven culture. (R) (1:35) SHO: Sat. 3:15 P.M.
Joe Strummer: The Future Is Unwritten
’07. Martin Scorsese, Bono, Jim Jarmusch, Flea and others recall the life of Joe Strummer, singer and guitarist for the Clash. (NR) (2:05) SHO: Tue. 4:55 P.M. (CC)
Johnny Dangerously
’84. Michael Keaton. A New York pet-store owner recalls how he turned to crime and became a big-time gangster. (PG-13) (1:30) MAX: Fri. 6:20 A.M. (CC)
Julie & Julia
’09. Meryl Streep. A woman in Queens, N.Y., sets a deadline of one year to prepare all 524 recipes in Julia Child’s famous cookbook, “Mastering the Art of French Cooking.” (PG-13) (2:10) ENC: Sun. 11 A.M., 8 P.M., 2:10 A.M. (CC)
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Kansas Raiders
’50. Audie Murphy. Jesse James and his followers join Quantrill’s raider gang of vicious killers out for loot. (NR) (2:00) AMC: Sat. 9:30 A.M. (CC)
Kermit’s Swamp Years
’02. Voices of Steve Whitmire. Young Kermit, Goggles and Croaker venture out into the world for the first time. (G) (1:30) ENC: Fri. 4:40 A.M. (CC)
Key to the City
’50. Clark Gable. A couple find love at a mayors convention in California. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Thu. 6:15 A.M. (CC)
Killshot ’09. Diane Lane. A veteran assassin and his young partner pursue a couple who stumbled upon an extortion scheme and entered the Witness Protection Program. (R) (1:40) TMC: Mon. 2:35 P.M., 11:35 P.M., Sat. 5:50 P.M.
King Arthur
’04. Clive Owen. Arthur and the Knights of the Round Table embark on a rescue mission as Saxon hordes prepare to invade. (PG-13) (2:00) WGN-A: Sun. 4 A.M. (CC)
The Kingdom
’07. Jamie Foxx. A sympathetic Saudi police captain helps a team of federal agents flush out a terrorist cell in Riyadh. (R) (2:30) AMC: Sun. 3:30 A.M. (CC)
Knowing
’09. Nicolas Cage. A professor and his son obtain an encoded time-capsule document that lists every major disaster over the past 50 years and predicts a future global calamity. (PG-13) (2:00) SHO: Mon. 7 P.M. (CC)
Kraken: Tentacles of the Deep ’06. Victoria Pratt. A marine archaeologist and sailors search for an artifact protected by a terrifying giant squid. (R) (2:00) SYFY: Sat. 11 A.M. (CC)
Kung Fu Panda
’08. Voices of Jack Black. Animated. Chosen to fulfill an ancient prophecy, a clumsy panda must become a martial-arts master and defend his people from a villainous snow leopard. (PG) (2:00) FX: Fri. 10 P.M., Sat. 11 A.M.
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Ladyhawke
’85. Matthew Broderick. A medieval pickpocket learns the secret of a brooding knight with a hawk, and a beauty with a wolf. (PG-13) (2:05) ENC: Mon. 9:10 A.M. (CC)
Lake City ’08. Sissy Spacek. On the run, a young man goes to his childhood home, the one place on Earth he does not want to be. (R) (1:35) TMC: Tue. 2:30 P.M., Fri. 1:25 P.M., 5:35 A.M. (CC)
Lake Placid 2 ’07. John Schneider. A sheriff, a big-game hunter and a wildlife officer try to kill three giant crocodiles. (NR) (2:00) SYFY: Sat. 11 P.M.
Last Chance Harvey
’08. Dustin Hoffman. Love blooms unexpectedly between an unemployed jingle writer and a prickly British government worker. (PG-13) (1:40) ENC: Wed. 5:50 A.M. (CC)
The Last House on the Left
’09. Tony Goldwyn. After their daughter is assaulted and left for dead, a couple take revenge on the assailants, who have taken shelter at the couple’s house. (R) (1:55) HBO: Thu. 2:30 A.M. (CC)
Last of the Red Hot Lovers
’72. Alan Arkin. The balding, middle-aged owner of a seafood restaurant makes three awkward attempts at extramarital romance. (PG) (1:40) TMC: Sat. 7:10 A.M. (CC)
The Last Song
’10. Miley Cyrus. In a Southern beach town, a man tries to reconnect with his estranged daughter through their shared love of music. (PG) (1:50) STZ: Sat. 9 P.M. (CC)
Law Abiding Citizen
’09. Jamie Foxx. Ten years after his wife and child die in a home invasion, a man carries out an elaborate plot against the prosecutor who cut a deal with one of the killers. (R) (1:50) STZ: Sun. 12:45 P.M., 8:10 P.M., 5:10 A.M. (CC)
The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
’03. Sean Connery. Allan Quatermain, Capt. Nemo, Dorian Gray, Dr. Jekyll, Tom Sawyer and others unite to stop a mad bomber. (PG-13) (2:30) AMC: Wed. 10:30 P.M., Thu. 11 A.M. (CC)
Legally Blonde
’01. Reese Witherspoon. A sorority queen enrolls in Harvard to prove to her former boyfriend that she has more than good looks. (PG-13) (2:00) TBS: Fri. midnight (CC)
Legally Blonde
’01. Reese Witherspoon. A sorority queen enrolls in Harvard to prove to her former boyfriend that she has more than good looks. (PG-13) (2:10) TBS: Sat. 1:20 P.M.
Legends of the Fall
’94. Brad Pitt. A retired cavalry officer and his sons live on a pre-World War I Montana cattle ranch. (R) (2:15) ENC: Sun. 3:35 P.M. (CC)
Lethal Weapon
’87. Mel Gibson. A detective with a family hunts drug smugglers with his new partner, a loner with a death wish. (R) (2:00) TNT: Fri. 11:15 P.M. (CC)
Lethal Weapon 3
’92. Mel Gibson. Los Angeles police detectives crush a guns-to-gangs operation with a wild woman from internal affairs. (R) (2:30) TNT: Sat. 3 P.M. (CC)
Lethal Weapon 4
’98. Mel Gibson. Los Angeles police partners take on members of a Chinese triad who are smuggling families from the mainland. (R) (2:30) TNT: Sat. 5:30 P.M. (CC)
Let’s Be Happy
’57. Tony Martin. A newly rich woman attracts two men while visiting Scotland. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Mon. 9:30 A.M.
Liberty Stands Still
’02. Linda Fiorentino. Perched in a building, a sniper threatens to kill the wife of a gun manufacturer if she hangs up the phone. (R) (1:40) HBO: Fri. 4:25 A.M. (CC)
Lightning ??? The White Stallion
’86. Mickey Rooney. A gambler loses a racehorse only one girl can ride, and that girl is slowly going blind. (PG) (1:35) TMC: Wed. 6 A.M.
The Lion and the Horse
’52. Steve Cochran. A cowboy and his horse run into a marauding lion after fleeing to the back country to get away from the law. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Mon. 6:15 A.M.
Little Big Man
’70. Dustin Hoffman. A 121-year-old white survivor of Custer’s Last Stand recalls his checkered life with Cheyenne, Wild Bill Hickok and medicine shows. (PG-13) (2:30) TCM: Sat. 5:30 P.M.
Little Miss Marker
’34. Adolphe Menjou. Bookie Sorrowful Jones receives a little girl as an IOU in the Damon Runyon tale. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Sun. 8:30 A.M.
Little Richard
’00. Leon. The flamboyant musician experiences highs and lows through his music career, including confronting his father’s murderer. (2:00) BET: Sat. 10:30 P.M.
Lock Up
’89. Sylvester Stallone. For escaping to see his dying father, a jailed hero is sent to a twisted warden’s private hell. (R) (2:00) SPIKE: Sat. 3 P.M.
Lolita
’62. James Mason. Professor Humbert Humbert marries a widow to be near her nymphet daughter. (NR) (2:45) TCM: Thu. 1:45 A.M. (CC)
Lonely Street ’09. Jay Mohr. A private investigator becomes the prime suspect in the murder of a snoopy reporter. (R) (1:35) TMC: Fri. 4:50 P.M.
The Long Kiss Goodnight
’96. Geena Davis. Former cohorts come after a small-town New England mom who gradually remembers her past as a government assassin. (R) (2:05) ENC: Mon. 1:05 P.M., 8 P.M. (CC)
Look Who’s Talking
’89. John Travolta. An unwed accountant gives birth to Mikey, a hip baby who provides sarcastic commentary on events. (PG-13) (1:40) ENC: Wed. 4:40 P.M. (CC)
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
’01. Elijah Wood. A chosen hobbit and his loyal friends join a wizard, humans, a dwarf and an elf on a quest to destroy a powerful ring and defeat an evil lord. (PG-13) (3:00) ENC: Fri. 7 P.M., 11 P.M., Sat. 11:35 A.M. (CC)
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
’03. Elijah Wood. Frodo and Sam march toward Mount Doom to destroy the ring, while Gandalf and warriors prepare for a final confrontation with Sauron and his allies. (PG-13) (4:15) TNT: Sun. 3:45 P.M. (CC)
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
’02. Elijah Wood. Now divided, members of a fellowship take different paths to destroy the ring and defeat evil Sauron and his pawns. (PG-13) (3:45) TNT: Sun. noon (CC)
Lost Horizon
’37. Ronald Colman. An airplane crash results in a British diplomat and other Westerners being taken to Shangri-La, the Tibetan utopia of a dying lama. (NR) (2:30) TCM: Sun. 10 P.M. (CC)
Love Come Down
’00. Larenz Tate. The violent death of their father years ago continues to affect the adult lives of a black comic and his white brother. (R) (1:45) TMC: Mon. 3 A.M. (CC)
Love in the Afternoon
’57. Audrey Hepburn. An older American playboy loves a private eye’s young daughter in Paris. (NR) (2:15) TCM: Wed. 3 A.M.
Love Is on the Air
’37. Ronald Reagan. A newscaster gets demoted for exposing the town’s criminal activities over the airwaves. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Tue. 6 A.M.
Love Me Tonight
’32. Maurice Chevalier. Mistaken for a baron, a singing Paris tailor woos a princess at her castle. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Wed. 1 A.M.
The Lovely Bones
’09. Mark Wahlberg. A 14-year-old murder victim watches from heaven, as her family tries to heal and her killer continues on his own dark path. (PG-13) (2:20) MAX: Sat. 10 P.M., 4:50 A.M. (CC)
Lower Learning ’08. Jason Biggs. The vice principal of an elementary school rallies the lazy teachers and tries to expose the principal’s corruption. (R) (1:45) TMC: Mon. 6:15 P.M. (CC)
Lucky
’10. Filmmaker Jeffrey Blitz examines how winning the lottery changes the lives of average Americans. (NR) (1:35) HBO: Wed. 3:50 A.M. (CC)
Lucky Jordan
’42. Alan Ladd. A military deserter redeems himself by exposing a group of Nazi agents. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Wed. 8 P.M.
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Mad Max
’79. Mel Gibson. In an Australia of the not-too-distant future, a police officer strikes back against motorized menaces to what is left of society after a nuclear holocaust. (R) (1:35) ENC: Wed. 8 P.M. (CC)
Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome
’85. Mel Gibson. Aunty Entity will return Mad Max’s camels if he will fight the giant Blaster in a barbaric caged arena. (PG-13) (1:50) ENC: Wed. 11:10 P.M. (CC)
Made in Jamaica ’06. Filmmaker J??r??me Laperrousaz examines the influence of reggae on popular culture. (NR) (1:45) TMC: Fri. 10 A.M.
Making Love
’81. Michael Ontkean. A TV executive finds out her doctor husband of eight years has a novelist boyfriend. (R) (1:55) MAX: Mon. 5:05 A.M. (CC)
Malibu Shark Attack ’09. Peta Wilson. An earthquake unleashes huge, prehistoric sharks that terrorize scenic California. (NR) (2:00) SYFY: Sat. 3 P.M. (CC)
Malibu’s Most Wanted
’03. Jamie Kennedy. A rapper’s hip-hop lifestyle jeopardizes his father’s campaign to become governor of California. (PG-13) (1:25) MAX: Mon. 1:40 A.M., Sat. 8:30 P.M. (CC)
Mamma Mia!
’08. Meryl Streep. Hoping to meet her real father and have him walk her down the aisle, a bride secretly invites three men from her mother’s past to come to the wedding. (PG-13) (2:15) TBS: Sun. 8 P.M., 10:15 P.M.
Man in a Cocked Hat
’59. Terry-Thomas. The scatterbrained ambassador of a remote British colony must contend with a prime minister’s attempts at revolution. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Thu. 8 P.M.
Management
’08. Jennifer Aniston. A smitten motel manager pursues a beautiful saleswoman following their unexpected, but life-changing, tryst. (R) (2:00) LIFE: Sat. 3 P.M. (CC)
Marigold
’07. Ali Larter. A prickly American actress falls under the spell of India’s film industry. (PG-13) (1:55) TMC: Thu. 11:30 A.M., 11:30 P.M. (CC)
Marley & Me
’08. Owen Wilson. Newlyweds John and Jenny Grogan adopt a playful puppy named Marley, who soon grows into an incorrigible handful. (PG) (2:00) MAX: Thu. 8 P.M. (CC)
Marty
’55. Ernest Borgnine. A lonely, heavy-set Bronx butcher, who lives with his mother, finds his soul mate in a shy schoolteacher. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Sat. 1:15 A.M. (CC)
The Mask of Zorro
’98. Antonio Banderas. The fabled avenger trains an uncouth protege to drive a Spanish tyrant out of California once and for all. (PG-13) (3:00) FX: Sun. 7 A.M.
The Matrix Revolutions
’03. Keanu Reeves. Neo, Morpheus and Trinity prepare for a final battle against vicious machines set to invade Zion. (R) (2:45) TNT: Sun. 11:15 P.M. (CC)
Me, Myself & Irene
’00. Jim Carrey. Nice-guy Charlie and aggressive Hank, the two personalities of a Rhode Island state trooper, fight over the same woman. (R) (2:30) FX: Thu. 11:30 P.M., Fri. 3:30 P.M.
Mean Girls
’04. Lindsay Lohan. Attending high school for the first time, a teenager becomes friends with three popular but manipulative students. (PG-13) (2:00) ABCFAM: Sun. 6 P.M., Tue. 7 P.M.
Mean Girls 2 ’11. Meaghan Martin. A clique of girls makes life difficult for a new student at a high school. (PG-13) (2:00) ABCFAM: Sun. 8 P.M., 10 P.M., Tue. 9 P.M.
Meatballs
’79. Bill Murray. A zany summer camp counselor leads his misfit charges into a no-holds-barred competition against high-class campers. (PG) (2:00) COMEDY: Mon. 3:30 P.M., Tue. 11 A.M. (CC)
Mega Piranha ’10. Tiffany. Mutated Amazonian fish eat their way toward Florida. (R) (2:00) SYFY: Sat. 7 P.M. (CC)
Mega Python vs. Gatoroid ’11. Debbie Gibson. Gigantic snakes and alligators battle in the Florida Everglades. (NR) (2:00) SYFY: Sat. 9 P.M., 1 A.M.
Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus ’09. Deborah Gibson. A battle between two prehistoric sea creatures endangers the California coast. (R) (2:00) SYFY: Sat. 5 P.M. (CC)
Member of the Wedding
’52. Ethel Waters. The family cook helps a 12-year-old tomboy and her younger playmate grow up in small-town Georgia. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Mon. 10:15 P.M. (CC)
The Memory Keeper’s Daughter ’08. Dermot Mulroney. A nurse raises a girl who has Down syndrome after the father abandons her at childbirth. (NR) (2:00) LIFE: Thu. 9 P.M. (CC)
Men in Black
’97. Tommy Lee Jones. A veteran agent and a rookie protect mankind from dangerous extraterrestrials roaming the Earth. (PG-13) (2:00) TBS: Sat. midnight (CC)
Men in Black II
’02. Tommy Lee Jones. Two interstellar agents try to stop an alien disguised as a lingerie model from destroying the world. (PG-13) (1:30) HBO: Fri. 8 A.M. (CC)
Merrily We Live
’38. Brian Aherne. Taken for a bum, a writer turns chauffeur for a daffy woman with a pampered daughter. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Tue. 5:45 A.M.
The Merry Widow
’34. Jeanette MacDonald. Based on Franz Lehar’s operetta. A king attempts to seduce a wealthy widow to save his country from bankruptcy. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Fri. 4:30 P.M. (CC)
Mickey’s Adventures in Wonderland ’09. Voices of Wayne Allwine. Animated. Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck encounter a magic land full of colorful characters. (NR) (1:00) DIS: Mon. 10:30 A.M.
Middle of Nowhere
’08. Susan Sarandon. While staying with his uncle for the summer, a troubled teen partners with an aspiring doctor to sell marijuana. (R) (1:35) SHO: Tue. 8:25 P.M., Sat. 11:30 A.M. (CC)
The Milagro Beanfield War
’88. Chick Vennera. A Chicano farmer attempts to irrigate his land despite the objections of townspeople and land developers. (NR) (2:00) MAX: Tue. 7 A.M. (CC)
Million Dollar Baby
’04. Clint Eastwood. A deep bond develops between a cantankerous trainer and the female boxer he reluctantly takes under his wing. (PG-13) (3:00) AMC: Mon. 3 P.M. (CC)
Mimic 3: Sentinel
’03. Karl Geary. While taking photographs through his window, an invalid witnesses an attack by a giant, carnivorous cockroach. (R) (1:30) SYFY: Sun. 4 A.M. (CC)
Mindhunters
’04. LL Cool J. A serial killer targets a group of FBI trainees and a Philadelphia policeman on a deserted island. (R) (2:00) FX: Mon. 10 A.M.
Ministry of Fear
’44. Ray Milland. Nazi spies and Scotland Yard hound a victim of circumstance fresh from an insane asylum. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Sat. 9 A.M.
Miss Conception ’08. Heather Graham. Hearing her biological clock ticking away, a woman seeks the perfect man to father her child. (R) (2:00) TMC: Wed. 8 P.M.
The Missing
’03. Tommy Lee Jones. In 1885 a woman must join forces with her estranged father to rescue her kidnapped daughter. (R) (2:20) STZ: Mon. 3:30 P.M. (CC)
Mission: Impossible III
’06. Tom Cruise. Now a trainer for IMF recruits, agent Ethan Hunt squares off against the toughest foe he has ever faced: a ruthless arms and information broker. (PG-13) (2:30) TNT: Sat. 12:30 A.M. (CC)
Mr. Mom
’83. Michael Keaton. An automotive engineer’s wife gets a job, and he stays home with the children, housework and housewives. (PG) (2:00) CMT: Tue. 5 P.M., Wed. 1 P.M.
The Mistress of Spices
’05. Aishwarya Rai. A woman who harnesses magic powers from spices falls for a hunky architect. (PG-13) (1:45) HBO: Wed. 12:45 P.M. (CC)
Mobsters
’91. Christian Slater. Lucky Luciano, Meyer Lansky, Bugsy Siegel and Frank Costello start their own 1920s New York gang. (R) (2:15) AMC: Fri. 10:30 A.M. (CC)
Monica & David ’09. A young couple who have Down syndrome marry. (NR) (1:15) HBO: Mon. 9:15 A.M. (CC)
Monsters, Inc.
’01. Voices of John Goodman. Animated. A blue behemoth and his one-eyed assistant work in a giant factory that exists to scare children. (G) (1:40) STZ: Mon. 7:05 A.M., 1:50 P.M., 9 P.M., Fri. 4:20 P.M., 5:20 A.M. (CC)
Monsters vs. Aliens
’09. Voices of Reese Witherspoon. Animated. A giant woman, a bug-headed scientist and a gelatinous mass are among the ragtag monsters that must defend Earth from a rampaging alien robot. (PG) (1:45) HBO: Sat. 1:45 P.M. (CC)
Moon
’09. Sam Rockwell. As his three-year shift draws to a close, the sole human at a lunar mining facility encounters a younger version of himself. (R) (1:45) ENC: Mon. 2:15 A.M. (CC)
Moonlight Mile
’02. Jake Gyllenhaal. After the murder of his fiancee, a young man bonds with her parents, then falls for another woman. (PG-13) (2:05) STZ: Wed. 11 A.M. (CC)
Moonstruck
’87. Cher. An Italian-American widow, engaged to a reticent suitor, falls in love with his brother. (PG) (2:30) AMC: Thu. 3:30 P.M.
A Mother’s Courage: The Mary Thomas Story
’89. Alfre Woodard. A Chicago ghetto mother raises future Detroit Pistons basketball player Isiah Thomas. (NR) (2:00) BET: Sun. 3:30 P.M. (CC)
Mrs. Doubtfire
’93. Robin Williams. Estranged from his wife, an out-of-work actor masquerades as a nanny to be with his children. (PG) (3:00) AMC: Thu. 8 P.M., 11 P.M.
Mrs. O’Malley and Mr. Malone
’50. Marjorie Main. A Montana widow and a Chicago lawyer solve a couple of murders on a train to New York. (NR) (1:15) TCM: Thu. 4:45 P.M. (CC)
Murder by Numbers
’02. Sandra Bullock. Two young men engage in a battle of wits with a homicide detective who is investigating grisly strangulations. (R) (2:30) LIFE: Wed. 9 P.M. (CC)
Murderous Intent ’95. Lesley Ann Warren. A single mother and her lover involve her daughter in a plot to kill his estranged wife. (2:00) HBO: Wed. 8:30 A.M. (CC)
My Boss’s Daughter
’03. Ashton Kutcher. To impress a young woman, a man agrees to housesit at his employer’s mansion for one night. (PG-13) (1:55) USA: Mon. 2:05 A.M. (CC)
My First Mister
’01. Albert Brooks. A teen with a penchant for morbid poetry forms a unique bond with her stuffy employer at an upscale clothing store. (R) (1:55) SHO: Wed. 5:35 A.M.
My Foolish Heart
’49. Dana Andrews. An unhappily married woman recalls her youthful affair with an ill-fated World War II soldier. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Tue. 8:45 A.M.
My Super Ex-Girlfriend
’06. Uma Thurman. A young man discovers that the manipulative woman he is dating is a superheroine, and after he breaks up with her, she uses her powers to turn his life into a nightmare. (PG-13) (2:00) FX: Thu. 4 P.M., Fri. 8 A.M.
Mystery Men
’99. Hank Azaria. Aspiring superheroes band together to defeat a villain when real superhero Captain Amazing disappears. (PG-13) (2:00) MAX: Tue. 6 P.M., Sat. 1 P.M. (CC)
Mystery Street
’50. Ricardo Montalban. A Harvard doctor’s study of a female skeleton leads a Boston police detective to a killer. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Thu. 3 P.M. (CC)
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Naked Fear ’07. Danielle De Luca. A killer kidnaps and terrorizes a young woman in the wilderness. (R) (2:00) TMC: Sat. 11 P.M., 2:50 A.M.
Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult
’94. Leslie Nielsen. Ed coaxes his “Police Squad” pal Frank out of retirement to thwart a terrorist bombing. (PG-13) (2:00) COMEDY: Wed. 3:30 P.M., Thu. 11 A.M. (CC)
Nanny McPhee
’05. Emma Thompson. A widower hires a mysterious woman who uses magic to control his seven unruly children. (PG) (2:00) AMC: Thu. 6 P.M. (CC)
National Lampoon’s Animal House
’78. John Belushi. Bluto, Otter and the rowdy Deltas make fools of the dean and the square Omegas at 1962 Faber College. (R) (1:50) MAX: Tue. 4:10 A.M. (CC)
National Lampoon’s Vacation
’83. Chevy Chase. The Griswolds and family head by station wagon for the California fun park Walley World. (R) (1:40) MAX: Thu. 2:05 A.M. (CC)
National Lampoon’s Van Wilder
’02. Ryan Reynolds. An underachieving collegian needs money to stay in school after his father cuts off his funds. (R) (1:35) SHO: Tue. 12:30 A.M.
National Security
’03. Martin Lawrence. Two Los Angeles security guards try to stop a criminal mastermind and his gang of robbers. (PG-13) (1:30) MAX: Tue. 10:30 A.M. (CC)
The Negotiator
’98. Samuel L. Jackson. A framed police negotiator takes hostages and demands to speak with a counterpart from another precinct. (R) (2:45) TNT: Fri. 1:15 A.M. (CC)
Never Been Kissed
’99. Drew Barrymore. A former high-school nerd, now a reporter, gets a second chance when she goes under cover for a story on cool teens. (PG-13) (2:00) LIFE: Sun. 5 P.M. (CC)
New Jack City
’91. Wesley Snipes. Two street-smart cops try to bust a venomous drug lord. (R) (2:00) BET: Thu. 9 P.M., 1 A.M.
Next Day Air
’09. Donald Faison. A courier lands in the middle of a drug deal gone awry when he accidentally delivers a box of cocaine to the wrong address. (R) (1:30) TMC: Tue. 8 P.M. (CC)
Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian
’09. Ben Stiller. Larry Daley joins forces with Teddy Roosevelt, Amelia Earhart and others to prevent four of history’s worst villains from conquering the world. (PG) (1:45) HBO: Wed. 6 P.M. (CC)
Night of the Lepus
’72. Stuart Whitman. A rancher tries to stop king-size, hopped-up carnivorous rabbits as they roar through Arizona. (PG) (1:30) TCM: Fri. 3:45 A.M.
Night of the Living Dead
’68. Duane Jones. People hide in a house from carnivorous walking corpses revived by radiation fallout. (NR) (2:15) AMC: Fri. 2 A.M. (CC)
Nighthawks
’81. Sylvester Stallone. Two undercover detectives are assigned to a special task force tracking an international terrorist. (R) (2:00) SPIKE: Sat. 1 P.M. (CC)
Nine Months
’95. Hugh Grant. His girlfriend’s pregnancy sends a San Francisco child psychologist into panic. (PG-13) (2:00) LIFE: Sun. 7 P.M., 11 P.M. (CC)
Ninotchka
’39. Greta Garbo. A playboy charms a Russian envoy sent to fetch three wayward comrades in Paris. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Fri. 2:30 P.M. (CC)
No Reservations
’07. Catherine Zeta-Jones. A career-centered chef faces important changes in her life when she becomes her young niece’s guardian and crosses forks with a brash employee in her kitchen. (PG) (2:00) LIFE: Sat. 1 P.M., 11 P.M. (CC)
Nobel Son ’07. Alan Rickman. The son of an arrogant, prize-winning scientist is kidnapped by a young man who claims to be the scientist’s illegitimate offspring. (R) (2:00) SHO: Mon. 5 P.M., Sat. 1:15 P.M.
Nobody’s Baby
’37. Patsy Kelly. Two nursing students help out a ballroom dancer by agreeing to care for her baby. (NR) (1:15) TCM: Wed. 8:45 A.M.
Nora’s Hair Salon ’04. Jenifer Lewis. A sassy stylist presides over a salon full of eccentric beauticians. (R) (2:00) BET: Tue. 1 P.M.
Nora’s Hair Salon 2: A Cut Above ’08. Tatyana Ali. A woman’s two estranged nieces inherit her beauty salon. (PG-13) (2:00) BET: Thu. 1 P.M.
North Shore
’87. Matt Adler. An Arizona surfer comes to Oahu, meets a board shaper, finds a girlfriend and rides epic waves. (PG) (1:40) MAX: Mon. 10:20 A.M. (CC)
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Observe and Report
’09. Seth Rogen. A mall security officer tries to impress his dream girl and prove his worthiness for a coveted spot at the police academy by collaring a flasher. (R) (1:30) MAX: Fri. 8:30 P.M. (CC)
Ocean’s Eleven
’01. George Clooney. A parolee organizes a gang to steal $150 million from three Las Vegas casinos in a single heist. (PG-13) (2:00) MAX: Tue. 2:10 A.M., Sat. 4:45 P.M. (CC)
The Odessa File
’74. Jon Voight. A Holocaust victim’s diary inspires a German journalist to embark on a dangerous hunt for postwar Nazis. (PG) (2:15) TCM: Fri. 10 P.M.
Old Dogs
’09. John Travolta. While preparing for an important business deal, two clueless bachelors become the unexpected caretakers of twin children. (PG) (1:30) STZ: Mon. 5:10 A.M., Tue. 1:40 P.M., 10:50 P.M. (CC)
Old School
’03. Luke Wilson. Three friends try to recapture the fun of their college years by starting their own off-campus fraternity. (R) (1:30) MAX: Sun. 10:30 A.M., 10 P.M. (CC)
One Fine Day
’96. Michelle Pfeiffer. On a hectic day, architect Melanie, single mom of a small boy, meets news columnist Jack, divorced dad of a little girl. (PG) (2:30) WE: Sat. 1 A.M. (CC)
One Hour Photo
’02. Robin Williams. Desperate and lonely, a photo developer obsesses over members of a family that patronizes his booth in a department store. (R) (1:40) MAX: Thu. 12:20 P.M. (CC)
Order of Chaos ’09. Rhys Coiro. An all-American guy who never lies or cheats becomes obsessed with uncovering the truth about the people who are intent on ruining his life. (R) (1:30) TMC: Sun. 10 P.M., Fri. 2:30 A.M. (CC)
Orphan
’09. Vera Farmiga. A series of alarming events leads a woman to believe that something evil lurks behind the angelic face of her recently adopted daughter. (R) (2:05) MAX: Fri. 1:15 P.M. (CC)
The Other Man ’08. Liam Neeson. A man discovers his wife is having an affair. (R) (1:30) SHO: Wed. 3 P.M., Sat. 4:30 A.M. (CC)
The Other Side of the Tracks ’08. Brendan Fehr. A young man struggles with memories of his girlfriend’s death in a train accident. (PG-13) (1:45) TMC: Mon. 7:45 A.M., 10 P.M. (CC)
Out of Sight
’98. George Clooney. The mutual attraction between a federal marshal and an escaped convict interferes with their goals. (R) (2:45) AMC: Mon. 12:15 P.M. (CC)
Out of Time
’03. Denzel Washington. Considered a suspect in a deadly arson, a police chief must cover his tracks while trying to prove his innocence. (PG-13) (2:30) BET: Tue. 1 A.M., Wed. 1 P.M.
Outlander
’08. James Caviezel. An alien soldier crashes on Earth during the time of the the Vikings and blends his technology with theirs to hunt his enemy. (R) (1:55) TMC: Tue. 9:35 A.M., 11:15 P.M. (CC)
Overboard
’87. Goldie Hawn. A yachtsman’s wife falls overboard, forgets who she is and becomes an Oregon carpenter’s mate. (PG) (2:30) AMC: Mon. 9:45 A.M., 1 A.M. (CC)
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Pacific Heights
’90. Melanie Griffith. San Francisco yuppies restore a costly Victorian, then rent a studio to a landlord’s nightmare. (R) (1:45) ENC: Mon. 4:45 P.M. (CC)
Page Miss Glory
’35. Marion Davies. A con man and his partner find a maid to match their doctored photograph of a beauty-contest winner. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Sun. 6:45 A.M. (CC)
The Palm Beach Story
’42. Claudette Colbert. An inventor’s wife meets some sporting millionaires on a train to Florida. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Sun. 6:15 P.M. (CC)
Pandorum
’09. Dennis Quaid. Two astronauts discover a terrifying reality after awaking disoriented, aboard a seemingly abandoned spaceship. (R) (1:50) ENC: Sun. 12:20 A.M., Thu. 1:45 P.M., Fri. 10:45 A.M. (CC)
Paper Heart
’09. Charlyne Yi. Newlyweds, longtime couples, a romance novelist, a divorce lawyer and a psychic are among the people with whom actress Charlyne Yi discusses the meaning of true love. (PG-13) (1:35) STZ: Thu. 6:45 A.M. (CC)
The Parent Trap
’98. Lindsay Lohan. An 11-year-old meets her California twin, and they plot to reunite their divorced parents. (PG) (3:00) ABCFAM: Sun. 12:30 P.M.
Parenthood
’89. Steve Martin. A middle-class man, his wife, his father and a divorcee try to be good parents. (PG-13) (2:10) ENC: Sun. 5:50 P.M. (CC)
Passengers
’08. Anne Hathaway. A therapist suspects that a plane-crash survivor knows more about the accident’s cause and the fates of his fellow survivors than he is admitting. (PG-13) (1:40) ENC: Tue. 9:20 A.M. (CC)
Payback
’99. Mel Gibson. A man seeks revenge on his wife and crime partner, who shot him and left him for dead. (R) (2:00) TNT: Sat. 1 P.M. (CC)
Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief
’10. Logan Lerman. After learning he is the son of Poseidon, a youth must prevent a war among the gods and rescue his mother from Hades, king of the underworld. (PG) (2:00) HBO: Sun. 1 P.M. (CC)
A Perfect Getaway
’09. Steve Zahn. Newlyweds find terror in paradise when they encounter other hikers who claim that some tourists were found brutally murdered. (R) (1:40) HBO: Mon. 12:50 A.M. (CC)
The Perfect Holiday
’07. Gabrielle Union. Romance blooms when a little girl asks a department-store Santa to fulfill her divorced mother’s fondest wish for Christmas. (PG) (2:00) BET: Sun. 1:30 P.M.
Phantom Lady
’44. Franchot Tone. A framed man’s murder alibi hangs on a woman in an odd hat, but no one seems to recall her. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Wed. 11:30 P.M.
Pick a Star
’37. Stan Laurel. A young woman from a small town hopes to find success in Hollywood. (NR) (1:15) TCM: Wed. 7:30 A.M.
Picture Perfect
’97. Jennifer Aniston. A single gal pretends to be engaged to further her career. (PG-13) (2:00) LIFE: Sat. 9 P.M. (CC)
Pilgrim
’99. Ray Liotta. A beautiful artist helps an amnesiac piece together his identity and evade a gangster on his trail. (R) (1:45) TMC: Mon. 1:15 A.M., Thu. 6:20 P.M.
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest
’06. Johnny Depp. Capt. Jack Sparrow must find a way to avoid the clutches of ghostly pirate Davy Jones and his crew or be damned for all eternity. (PG-13) (3:00) SYFY: Sun. 9 P.M., Mon. 6 P.M. (CC)
Pistol Whipped ’08. Steven Seagal. A mysterious man offers to pay the gambling debts of a former policeman, in exchange for a contract killing. (R) (2:03) USA: Wed. 11 A.M. (CC)
Planet of the Apes
’01. Mark Wahlberg. In 2029 an astronaut leads a human uprising against a military leader and his army of ruling simians. (PG-13) (2:30) FX: Tue. 3 P.M., Wed. 8 A.M.
Police Academy
’84. Steve Guttenberg. The new mayor’s policy puts badges on misfits: one has a police record; another does vocal sound effects. (R) (1:40) ENC: Mon. 6 A.M. (CC)
Police Academy 5: Assignment Miami Beach
’88. Matt McCoy. The vacationing rookies rescue their leader from jewel thieves, with a local duo as backup. (PG) (1:35) ENC: Sun. 7:05 A.M. (CC)
Police Academy 6: City Under Siege
’89. Bubba Smith. Clownish police officers are on the lookout for a three-ring circus of thieves. (PG) (1:30) ENC: Wed. 4:20 A.M. (CC)
Pontypool
’08. Stephen McHattie. A disc jockey barricades himself in a basement radio station and tries to spread the word about a virus, spread through language, that turns people into zombies. (NR) (1:45) TMC: Thu. 8 A.M. (CC)
Post Grad
’09. Alexis Bledel. An optimistic graduate gets a rude awakening when she fails to find a job and must move back in with her eccentric family. (PG-13) (1:30) MAX: Wed. 6:15 P.M. (CC)
Il Posto
’61. Sandro Panzeri. A lively Italian lands his first job, but his ambition is quickly crushed by the monotony of the white-collar world. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Sun. 2 A.M.
Practical Magic
’98. Sandra Bullock. Raised by their aunts, two sisters use different means to avoid a family legacy of witchcraft. (PG-13) (2:30) ABCFAM: Thu. 7:30 P.M.
Preacher’s Kid
’09. LeToya Luckett. A smooth-talking singer convinces a young woman to leave the security of her family, friends and church to join a traveling gospel show. (PG-13) (2:30) BET: Fri. 9:30 P.M., Sat. 5:30 P.M.
Predator
’87. Arnold Schwarzenegger. A sneaky alien monster attacks commandos on a jungle mission in South America. (R) (2:30) AMC: Wed. 5:30 P.M. (CC)
A President to Remember: In the Company of John F. Kennedy
’08. Narrated by Alec Baldwin. Filmmaker Robert Drew captures intimate moments of President John F. Kennedy and his family. (NR) (1:30) HBO: Sun. 5:30 P.M., Wed. 2:30 P.M., Sat. 10:15 A.M. (CC)
Pride and Glory
’08. Edward Norton. Duty and family loyalties come into conflict when a detective and his brother-in-law probe a failed drug bust in which a fellow cop and family member lost four men. (R) (2:15) HBO: Sat. 1:45 A.M. (CC)
The Prince & Me 2: The Royal Wedding ’06. Luke Mably. A handsome Danish prince learns he must abdicate his throne if he marries a commoner. (PG) (1:40) TMC: Sun. 7:20 A.M., 1:25 P.M., Fri. 8:15 A.M. (CC)
The Princess Bride
’87. Cary Elwes. A storybook stableboy turns pirate and rescues his beloved, who is about to marry a dreadful prince. (PG) (2:00) AMC: Sun. 10:30 A.M., Thu. 1:30 P.M., 2 A.M. (CC)
The Proposal
’09. Sandra Bullock. Facing deportation to Canada, a high-powered book editor pretends she is engaged to her assistant, whom she’s tormented for years. (PG-13) (1:50) STZ: Tue. 4 A.M., Wed. 1:05 P.M., 8:10 P.M., Fri. 3:30 A.M., Sat. 2 P.M., 10:50 P.M. (CC)
Proximity
’00. James Coburn. An inmate becomes a target when he overhears prison guards discussing plans for a murder. (R) (1:25) MAX: Wed. 3:35 A.M. (CC)
Psycho
’98. Vince Vaughn. A woman steals cash at work, hits the road and stays at a desolate motel run by mad, mother-fixated Norman Bates. (R) (1:50) HBO: Mon. 4:10 A.M. (CC)
The Punisher
’04. Thomas Jane. An FBI agent becomes a gun-toting vigilante after a crooked businessman orders hit men to murder his family. (R) (3:00) FX: Sun. 3 P.M.
Punisher: War Zone
’08. Ray Stevenson. After an encounter with the Punisher leaves him horribly disfigured, mob boss Billy Russoti changes his name to Jigsaw and sets out for revenge. (R) (1:45) SHO: Fri. 1:45 A.M.
Push
’09. Chris Evans. A 13-year-old clairvoyant and the son of a murdered assassin join forces against a covert government agency that dabbles in psychic drugs and warfare. (PG-13) (1:55) SHO: Thu. 6:30 P.M. (CC)
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Race With the Devil
’75. Peter Fonda. Two men and their wives flee in their RV from the Texas scene of a satanic sacrifice. (PG) (1:30) MAX: Sun. 5:10 A.M. (CC)
Racing for Time ’08. Charles S. Dutton. An officer at a teenage correctional facility breaks down racial divisions by organizing a track team. (NR) (2:00) LIFE: Sat. 11 A.M. (CC)
Rambo
’82. Sylvester Stallone. Green Beret veteran Rambo takes on a Pacific Northwest sheriff and the National Guard. (R) (2:00) SPIKE: Sat. 9 P.M.
Rambo: First Blood Part II
’85. Sylvester Stallone. A former Green Beret goes on a reconnaissance mission to spring MIAs from a Viet Cong prison. (R) (2:00) SPIKE: Sat. 7 P.M.
Rampage
’09. Brendan Fletcher. A frustrated young man dons body armor and executes random strangers. (R) (1:30) TMC: Wed. 11:30 P.M. (CC)
Random Hearts
’99. Harrison Ford. A cop and a politician seek the truth about their spouses, killed together in a plane crash on the way to the same address. (R) (3:00) WE: Fri. 10 A.M. (CC)
The Red Badge of Courage
’51. Audie Murphy. Based on Stephen Crane’s novel of a young Union soldier panicked upon exposure to his first Civil War battle. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Sat. 7:30 A.M. (CC)
Redline ’08. Samuel Page. A race-car driver gets entangled with a wealthy importer who smuggles illegal arms. (NR) (1:35) MAX: Wed. 1:30 A.M. (CC)
Reflections in a Golden Eye
’67. Elizabeth Taylor. An Army major with a lusty wife feels homosexual in the 1940s South. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Mon. 2 A.M. (CC)
Reign of Fire
’02. Christian Bale. A hotshot American and a firefighter unite to fight a horde of dragons in post-apocalyptic London. (PG-13) (1:45) STZ: Fri. 11:05 A.M., Sat. 7 A.M. (CC)
Religulous
’08. Comic Bill Maher visits Jerusalem, Vatican City and other religious destinations to question believers about their different faiths. (R) (1:45) TMC: Thu. 4:35 P.M.
Remember the Daze
’07. Amber Heard. In 1999 some teenagers find a variety of ways to stave off boredom on their last day of school. (R) (1:55) SHO: Tue. 2:05 A.M.
Remember the Titans
’00. Denzel Washington. A Virginia high school hires a black football coach after undergoing integration in 1971. (PG) (2:30) ABCFAM: Sat. 10:30 P.M.
The Replacements
’00. Keanu Reeves. A football coach and his team’s owner recruit a ragtag band of has-beens and wannabes after failed negotiations lead to a strike. (PG-13) (2:45) CMT: Sun. 3 P.M., Mon. 4 P.M., 9 P.M.
Repo Men
’10. Jude Law. A man who repossesses organs from indebted transplant patients goes on the run when he cannot make the payments on his own artificial heart. (R) (2:00) HBO: Sat. 8 P.M., 11:30 P.M. (CC)
Resident Evil
’02. Milla Jovovich. Commandos infiltrate a research facility after a deadly virus turns the entire staff into ravenous zombies. (R) (1:45) MAX: Sat. 3 P.M. (CC)
Reunion
’09. Brett Cullen. Members of a Yale secret society reunite in New York 10 years after the death of a friend. (NR) (1:45) TMC: Mon. 11:15 A.M., 4:45 A.M. (CC)
Revenge of the Nerds
’84. Robert Carradine. College freshmen Skolnick and Gilbert form their own fraternity for computer-whiz misfits. (R) (1:40) ENC: Thu. 5:50 P.M. (CC)
Ride the High Country
’62. Randolph Scott. Two old ex-lawmen and their sidekick guard a gold shipment and rescue a woman. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Sat. 2 P.M.
The Ring
’02. Naomi Watts. A journalist investigates a bizarre videotape whose images hold deadly consequences for its viewers. (PG-13) (2:00) MAX: Mon. 5:45 P.M. (CC)
The Ringer
’05. Johnny Knoxville. Special Olympians train a man, who is pretending to be mentally impaired, to go toe-to-toe with the hated champion of the games. (NR) (2:00) TBS: Tue. 3 A.M. (CC)
Rise of the Gargoyles ’09. Eric Balfour. An American professor tries to stop an ancient winged creature that terrorizes Paris. (NR) (2:00) SYFY: Fri. 3 A.M. (CC)
Road to Perdition
’02. Tom Hanks. During the Depression, a mobster takes his son along as he seeks to avenge the murders of his wife and younger child. (R) (2:00) MAX: Sun. 1:45 P.M., Thu. 2 P.M. (CC)
The Road Warrior
’81. Mel Gibson. Loner lawman Mad Max fights barbarian bikers for gasoline in the wasteland of the future. (R) (1:35) ENC: Wed. 9:35 P.M. (CC)
The Rock
’96. Sean Connery. A one-time escaped convict leads Navy SEALs onto Alcatraz to thwart a renegade colonel’s rebels who threaten the area with warheads. (R) (2:25) ENC: Thu. 11:20 A.M., 10:10 P.M. (CC)
Rock Slyde ’09. Patrick Warburton. A private detective contends with the leader of a religious cult while on his latest assignment. (PG-13) (1:30) SHO: Wed. 1:30 P.M. (CC)
The Rocketeer
’91. Bill Campbell. A test pilot turns superhero in 1938 Hollywood with a Nazi-coveted rocket backpack designed by Howard Hughes. (PG) (2:30) SYFY: Sun. 9 A.M. (CC)
Romy and Michele’s High School Reunion
’97. Mira Sorvino. Two dizzy underachievers pose as successful career gals. (R) (1:40) ENC: Tue. 6:20 P.M., Wed. 11:15 A.M. (CC)
The Royal Tenenbaums
’01. Gene Hackman. An errant father tries to reconcile with his eccentric and underachieving family in New York. (R) (2:00) WGN-A: Sun. 2 A.M. (CC)
Runaway Bride
’99. Julia Roberts. A New York reporter travels to Maryland to profile a woman who left three bridegrooms at the altar. (PG) (2:30) TBS: Sun. 10:30 A.M., 3 A.M. (CC)
Rush Hour 3
’07. Jackie Chan. The assassination of a Chinese ambassador reunites Lee and Carter, who tangle with Triad gangsters in France. (PG-13) (2:00) TBS: Thu. 8 P.M.
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Sand Serpents ’09. Jason Gedrick. U.S. soldiers encounter giant, man-eating serpents while fighting the Taliban in Afghanistan. (NR) (2:00) SYFY: Thu. 3 A.M. (CC)
Saw IV
’07. Tobin Bell. An officer has only 90 minutes to save his friend, a SWAT commander, from a series of demented traps. (NR) (2:00) SYFY: Mon. 10 P.M. (CC)
Scary Movie 2
’01. Shawn Wayans. Psychology students and their professor spend the weekend in a haunted house in this sendup of horror films. (R) (1:25) SHO: Sun. 11:55 A.M., Wed. 4:30 P.M.
Scooby-Doo
’02. Freddie Prinze Jr. Fred, Daphne, Velma, Shaggy and Scooby investigate claims that a theme park is haunted. (PG) (1:30) HBO: Mon. 6 A.M. (CC)
Scooby-Doo! and the Samurai Sword ’09. Voices of Frank Welker. Animated. Scooby and the gang compete with ninja to search for a treasured sword in Japan. (NR) (1:30) TOON: Tue. 7 P.M.
Scooby-Doo in Where’s My Mummy? ’05. Voices of Frank Welker. Animated. Scooby and the gang encounter trouble when they discover an ancient tomb in Egypt. (G) (1:30) TOON: Sun. 10 A.M.
Scooby Doo! Pirates Ahoy! ’06. Animated. Scooby-Doo and the gang have a scary adventure while taking a creepy voyage into the Bermuda Triangle. (NR) (1:30) TOON: Sun. 11:30 A.M.
Scooby-Doo and the Reluctant Werewolf ’88. Hamilton Camp. Animated. Dracula transforms Shaggy into a canine horror when the werewolf drops out of the annual Transylvania car race. (2:00) TOON: Sat. 1 P.M.
The Scorpion King
’02. The Rock. The leader of a band of desert mercenaries is hired to kill a ruthless despot and his clairvoyant sorceress. (PG-13) (1:35) STZ: Wed. 5:10 A.M., Thu. 3:20 P.M., 10:35 P.M. (CC)
Scream 2
’97. David Arquette. A masked killer continues to pursue a California student and her friends at an Ohio college. (R) (2:30) TBS: Mon. 3 A.M. (CC)
Serenity
’05. Nathan Fillion. Crew members aboard a transport vessel get caught in a deadly conflict in the wake of a galactic war. (PG-13) (2:30) SYFY: Sun. 4 P.M., Mon. noon.
Seven Brides for Seven Brothers
’54. Howard Keel. When an Oregon trapper decides to marry, his six rowdy brothers aim to follow suit, though not one has a sweetheart yet. (G) (1:45) TCM: Sun. 4:30 P.M. (CC)
Seven Years in Tibet
’97. Brad Pitt. An egocentric Austrian mountaineer gradually learns selflessness from the young Dalai Lama. (PG-13) (2:30) SHO: Sat. 7 A.M.
Severance
’06. Danny Dyer. A killer stalks members of a sales group from an international arms company, who have become lost in the woods during a team-building weekend. (R) (1:40) TMC: Wed. 2:35 A.M. (CC)
Sex and Breakfast ’07. Macaulay Culkin. Two young couples using anonymous sex as a catalyst to fix their troubled relationships must rethink what makes a connection work. (R) (1:30) SHO: Sun. 1 A.M., Thu. 1:30 A.M. (CC)
Sex Drive
’08. Josh Zuckerman. A teenager steals his older brother’s car and goes on a road trip with his buddies to lose his virginity to a gal he met online. (R) (1:55) STZ: Tue. 12:25 A.M., Wed. 4:40 P.M. (CC)
Shadow Man ’06. Steven Seagal. A former CIA operative uncovers a deadly plot while trying to save his kidnapped daughter. (R) (2:00) USA: Tue. 2 A.M., Wed. 2:57 P.M. (CC)
Shallow Hal
’01. Gwyneth Paltrow. A self-help guru makes a superficial man see only the inner beauty of a very fat woman. (PG-13) (2:00) HBO: Tue. 4 P.M., Sat. 11:45 A.M. (CC)
The Shawshank Redemption
’94. Tim Robbins. Two life sentences for a 1947 double murder land an innocent man in a corrupt Maine penitentiary. (R) (2:25) ENC: Sun. 1:10 P.M. (CC)
She’s Out of My League
’10. Jay Baruchel. An airport security agent must figure out how to make the relationship work when a beautiful, successful woman falls in love with him. (R) (1:50) MAX: Sat. 11:10 A.M., 6:45 P.M. (CC)
She’s the One
’96. Jennifer Aniston. An affair with his cab-driver brother’s ex-fiancee typifies a married Wall Street guy’s need for sibling rivalry. (R) (2:00) LIFE: Sat. 5 P.M. (CC)
Shocker
’89. Michael Murphy. Dreams link a police detective’s son to a killer TV repairman turned into a soul-stealing spirit by the electric chair. (R) (1:50) MAX: Fri. 4:10 A.M. (CC)
Shoot ‘Em Up
’07. Clive Owen. A mysterious gunman and a hooker must protect a newborn from a determined assassin and others like him. (R) (1:54) USA: Wed. 1:03 P.M., 1:30 A.M. (CC)
Shoot to Kill
’88. Sidney Poitier. An FBI agent and his mountain guide track a killer trying to cross from Washington into Canada. (R) (1:50) MAX: Thu. 10:30 A.M. (CC)
The Shop Around the Corner
’40. Margaret Sullavan. The more Budapest co-workers fight, the more they fall in love as secret pen pals. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Fri. 10:30 A.M. (CC)
The Shopworn Angel
’38. Margaret Sullavan. A worldly Broadway actress lets a folksy doughboy court her and marries him before he ships out. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Fri. 9 A.M. (CC)
The Shortcut ’09. Andrew Seeley. Terror strikes small-town residents who dare venture down a mysterious path. (PG-13) (1:30) TMC: Tue. 6:30 A.M. (CC)
Signs
’02. Mel Gibson. With the help of his brother, a Pennsylvanian investigates the appearance of 500-foot-diameter circles in his crop fields. (PG-13) (1:50) STZ: Sun. 7:15 A.M., 2:35 P.M., 1:50 A.M. (CC)
A Simple Plan
’98. Bill Paxton. A Minnesotan, his dimwitted brother and his brother’s redneck friend find and decide to keep $4 million. (R) (2:30) TNT: Sat. 3 A.M. (CC)
Since You Went Away
’44. Claudette Colbert. A Midwesterner holds down the home front with her daughters and bulldog during World War II. (NR) (3:00) TCM: Sun. 11:30 A.M. (CC)
Single White Female
’92. Bridget Fonda. A software designer shares her Manhattan apartment with a young woman who’s dangerous. (R) (1:50) ENC: Wed. 1 A.M. (CC)
The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2
’08. Amber Tamblyn. Tibby, Lena, Carmen and Bridget find it increasingly difficult to stay in touch as their lives branch out in different directions. (PG-13) (2:30) LIFE: Sun. noon (CC)
Six Days, Seven Nights
’98. Harrison Ford. An emergency landing strands a New York magazine editor and a South Pacific cargo pilot on an unknown Tahitian island. (PG-13) (2:00) FX: Sun. 10 A.M.
The Slammin’ Salmon
’09. Michael Clarke Duncan. A restaurant owner pits members of his wait staff against one another in a competition to make the largest amount of cash in one night. (R) (2:00) COMEDY: Sun. 2:30 P.M. (CC)
Sleeping With the Enemy
’91. Julia Roberts. The battered wife of a yuppie neat-freak fakes her death at sea and flees from Cape Cod to Iowa. (R) (2:00) AMC: Mon. 6 P.M., Tue. 10 A.M. (CC)
Sleepover
’04. Alexa Vega. Four teenage friends find adventure after a popular girl challenges them to a scavenger hunt. (PG) (2:00) WGN-A: Sun. 1 P.M. (CC)
Smokey and the Bandit
’77. Burt Reynolds. Sheriff Buford T. Justice chases a trucker, his buddy, a runaway bride and 400 cases of beer. (PG) (1:40) ENC: Sat. 7:50 A.M. (CC)
Sneakers
’92. Robert Redford. An ex-’60s-radical computer hacker and his company are tapped for a shady black-box job. (PG-13) (2:15) HBO: Thu. 6 A.M. (CC)
Snow Dogs
’02. Cuba Gooding Jr. A Miami dentist travels to Alaska to claim his inheritance, a mischievous team of sled dogs. (PG) (2:00) ABCFAM: Sat. 6 P.M.
The Snows of Kilimanjaro
’52. Gregory Peck. A Hemingwayesque writer reviews the riddle of his life as he lies dying in Africa. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Wed. 9:30 P.M. (CC)
Solaris
’02. George Clooney. A widowed psychologist arrives at a space station to investigate the unexplained behavior of a group of scientists. (PG-13) (1:45) HBO: Mon. 2:30 P.M. (CC)
Somewhere in Time
’80. Christopher Reeve. A playwright uses self-hypnosis to find the actress whose vintage portrait hangs in a grand hotel. (PG) (1:45) MAX: Sat. 6 A.M. (CC)
Son-in-Law
’93. Pauly Shore. A college freshman comes home to her family’s South Dakota farm, with her goofy California boyfriend. (PG-13) (2:15) CMT: Wed. 9 P.M., Thu. 4 P.M.
Son of the Mask
’05. Jamie Kennedy. Chaos reigns when a cartoonist’s son is born with extraordinary powers and the god Loki returns to retrieve his mask. (PG) (2:00) TBS: Wed. 3 A.M. (CC)
Songcatcher
’01. Janet McTeer. A teacher joins her sister at a school in the mountains, discovers the music of the local people, and sets out to record it. (PG-13) (2:00) HBO: Mon. 10:30 A.M. (CC)
Sons of the Desert
’34. Stan Laurel. Stan and Ollie go to a lodge convention but tell their wives they’re going to Hawaii. (NR) (1:15) TCM: Tue. 8 P.M.
Sorority Row
’09. Briana Evigan. The body count rises as a group of sorority sisters begin receiving messages from a friend whose death they covered up a year earlier. (R) (2:00) TMC: Sun. 8 P.M. (CC)
A Sound of Thunder
’05. Edward Burns. A scientist and an inventor must save mankind when a time traveler inadvertently alters the history of evolution. (PG-13) (2:00) SYFY: Mon. 8 A.M.
South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut
’99. Voices of Trey Parker. Animated. Kyle, Stan and Cartman orchestrate a resistance to an imminent war between Canada and the United States. (R) (1:45) COMEDY: Sat. 2 A.M. (CC)
The Special Relationship ’10. Michael Sheen. British Prime Minister Tony Blair forges a loyal friendship with President Bill Clinton. (NR) (1:30) HBO: Fri. 2:15 P.M. (CC)
Speed
’94. Keanu Reeves. A SWAT team ace must keep the speed of a Santa Monica bus above 50 mph, or a madman’s bomb will explode. (R) (2:00) ENC: Tue. 12:35 P.M., 1:15 A.M., Sat. 2:35 P.M., 1 A.M. (CC)
Spider-Man 2
’04. Tobey Maguire. Tormented Peter Parker battles a sinister scientist who uses mechanical tentacles for destructive purposes. (PG-13) (2:15) HBO: Tue. noon, Sat. 5:45 P.M. (CC)
Spies Like Us
’85. Chevy Chase. Two clumsy bureaucrats are trained as spies, then sent to Pakistan to create a diversion. (PG) (1:45) ENC: Fri. 9 A.M. (CC)
Spinning Into Butter
’07. Sarah Jessica Parker. A dean deals with a racial incident at a Vermont college. (R) (1:30) SHO: Fri. 6:35 A.M., 5:30 A.M.
The Spirit
’08. Gabriel Macht. A ghostlike crime fighter faces a villain known as the Octopus, whose aim is to destroy Central City while searching for the secret to immortality. (PG-13) (1:45) TMC: Mon. 9:30 A.M., 8 P.M.
Splintered ’08. Holly Weston. A man imprisons a teenager to protect her from a legendary beast that roams the Welsh countryside. (NR) (1:35) TMC: Mon. 1 P.M. (CC)
Spy Game
’01. Robert Redford. A CIA agent tries to rescue his one-time protege who awaits execution in a Chinese prison. (R) (2:15) STZ: Thu. 5 A.M. (CC)
Spy Hard
’96. Leslie Nielsen. A bumbling secret agent and his lovely partner try to foil a madman’s world-takeover scheme. (PG-13) (2:00) TBS: Thu. 3 A.M. (CC)
Starship Troopers
’97. Casper Van Dien. Members of Earth’s space fleet battle a vicious army of gigantic insects bent on destroying humanity. (R) (2:15) ENC: Sun. 10:05 P.M., Thu. 3:35 P.M., 12:30 A.M. (CC)
Starsky & Hutch
’04. Ben Stiller. Thrown together as partners, two detectives investigate a cocaine dealer suspected of murder. (PG-13) (1:45) MAX: Fri. 6:45 P.M. (CC)
Staten Island ’09. Ethan Hawke. The lives of three residents of Staten Island intersect as they try to get ahead. (R) (1:40) SHO: Sun. 4:05 A.M. (CC)
The Stepfather
’09. Dylan Walsh. A young man becomes increasingly suspicious that his mother’s new lover is concealing an evil side. (PG-13) (1:45) ENC: Tue. 4:35 P.M., 5:10 A.M. (CC)
Stick It
’06. Jeff Bridges. A final brush with the law sends a teenage gymnast to a legendary coach’s elite academy, where her rebellious attitude makes her both friends and enemies. (PG-13) (2:00) USA: Thu. 2 A.M. (CC)
Stolen Hours
’63. Susan Hayward. Told she is dying, an English jet-setter marries her doctor and has the best year of her life. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Tue. 2 P.M.
Stoned
’05. Leo Gregory. The manager of the Rolling Stones hires Frank Thorogood to keep an eye on former band member Brian Jones, but weeks later and under mysterious circumstances, Jones drowns in a swimming pool. (R) (1:45) SHO: Mon. 2:30 A.M. (CC)
Strange Wilderness
’08. Steve Zahn. The hosts of a TV wildlife program hope to save their show from cancellation by finding the legendary Bigfoot. (R) (2:00) COMEDY: Sun. 10:30 A.M. (CC)
Sugar Hill
’74. Marki Bey. Baron Samedi summons the undead with voodoo to help a woman fight killer gangsters. (PG) (2:05) MAX: Wed. 4:10 P.M. (CC)
Suicide Girls Must Die ’10. (R) (1:30) SHO: Fri. 11:15 P.M. (CC)
Summer Rental
’85. John Candy. A stressed air-traffic controller takes his family to Florida and makes a fool of himself. (PG) (2:00) AMC: Mon. 3:30 A.M. (CC)
Sunshine Cleaning
’08. Amy Adams. Hoping to create a better life for herself and her son, a cleaning woman starts a crime-scene-cleanup business with her unreliable sister. (R) (1:35) ENC: Tue. 8 P.M. (CC)
Super Troopers
’01. Jay Chandrasekhar. Five state troopers try to stop a group of drug dealers in order to save their careers. (R) (1:45) MAX: Tue. 4:15 P.M., Sat. 9:30 A.M. (CC)
Supergator ’07. Brad Johnson. Geologists encounter a giant alligator while investigating an active volcano in Hawaii. (NR) (2:00) SYFY: Sat. 1 P.M.
Superman III
’83. Christopher Reeve. Ersatz kryptonite laced with tobacco tar splits Superman in two: good Clark Kent and bad Man of Steel. (PG) (2:10) ENC: Fri. 3:05 P.M. (CC)
Swordfish
’01. John Travolta. A spy working for the CIA forces a computer hacker, who was recently released from prison, to help steal unused government funds. (R) (2:00) AMC: Tue. 3 P.M.
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Take ’07. Minnie Driver. Several years after their lives met in tragedy, a single mother and a gambling addict must reconcile with the past. (R) (1:40) TMC: Fri. 11:45 A.M., 8 P.M.
The Taking of Pelham 123
’09. Denzel Washington. A subway dispatcher calls on his extensive knowledge of the transit system to outwit hijackers who are threatening to kill passengers unless a ransom is paid. (R) (1:50) STZ: Sun. 4:25 P.M., 11 P.M. (CC)
The Tale of Despereaux
’08. Voices of Matthew Broderick. Animated. In the faraway kingdom of Dor, a misfit mouse must find his inner knight in order to rescue a kidnapped princess. (G) (1:30) HBO: Fri. 11 A.M. (CC)
Tales From the Crypt Presents Demon Knight
’95. Billy Zane. The crypt-keeper spins the tale of demons descending upon a boarding house and its residents. (R) (1:35) HBO: Sun. 4:25 A.M. (CC)
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
’06. Will Ferrell. NASCAR driver Ricky Bobby faces his greatest challenge ever when French Formula One driver Jean Girard roars onto the scene. (NR) (2:00) TBS: Sat. 10 P.M. (CC)
Taxi, Mister
’43. William Bendix. The owner of a cab company tries to foil a racketeer. (NR) (1:00) TCM: Wed. 7 P.M.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
’90. Judith Hoag. The four superturtles team up with a TV newswoman and her boyfriend against the ninja Foot Clan. (PG) (1:40) MAX: Wed. 6 A.M. (CC)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze
’91. Paige Turco. The four superturtles and their newswoman friend meet Tokka and Rahzar, Shredder’s new mutant monsters. (PG) (1:30) HBO: Fri. 6:30 A.M. (CC)
Tennessee
’08. Adam Rothenberg. Brothers go in search of their estranged father in the hope that he can be a bone-marrow donor. (R) (1:45) SHO: Wed. 6:30 A.M. (CC)
Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines
’03. Arnold Schwarzenegger. A cyborg from the future must protect John Connor from a superior model sent to kill him. (R) (2:02) USA: Sat. 10 A.M. (CC)
There Goes My Heart
’38. Fredric March. A reporter finds a runaway heiress working as a salesgirl in a department store she owns. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Tue. 12:15 A.M.
This Boy’s Life
’93. Robert De Niro. In 1950s Seattle, a rebellious youth locks horns with his new stepfather. Based on Tobias Wolff’s book. (R) (2:00) ENC: Wed. 9:15 A.M. (CC)
Tide of Empire ’29. Ren??e Ador??e. Silent. Based on Peter B. Kyne’s novel about the days of gold-seekers and outlaws as California became part of America. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Sun. 12:30 A.M.
The Time Traveler’s Wife
’09. Rachel McAdams. The unusual genetic makeup of a librarian causes him to travel back and forth through time, so that he and his beloved are always out of sync. (PG-13) (2:00) HBO: Mon. 6 P.M., Thu. 10 A.M. (CC)
To Be or Not to Be
’42. Carole Lombard. Husband-and-wife troupers must act fast to fool Nazis in Poland. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Fri. 12:30 P.M.
To Walk With Lions
’99. Richard Harris. A young man comes to work at a rehabilitation compound for zoo lions in East Africa where he meets George Adamson. (PG-13) (1:55) SHO: Thu. 4:40 A.M.
Toe to Toe ’09. Louisa Krause. Senior lacrosse players, a privileged white girl and a poor black girl, have an edgy friendship. (NR) (1:45) SHO: Mon. noon, Fri. 2 P.M. (CC)
Tom Thumb
’58. Russ Tamblyn. A forest queen rewards a woodcutter and his wife with a son just shy of six inches high. (G) (1:45) TCM: Thu. 4:30 A.M. (CC)
Toolbox Murders
’04. Angela Bettis. Newlyweds move into a decrepit apartment building where a killer is targeting tenants. (R) (2:00) SYFY: Thu. 11 P.M. (CC)
Top Secret Affair
’57. Susan Hayward. A publisher uses her magazine and charm to derail a general on the Washington fast track. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Tue. 12:15 P.M.
Topper
’37. Cary Grant. The ghosts of socialites George and Marion decide to help their friend, banker Cosmo Topper. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Tue. 10:30 P.M. (CC)
Topper Returns
’41. Roland Young. A girl’s ghost wants Cosmo Topper to find the hooded man who stabbed her but meant to stab her friend. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Wed. 2:45 P.M.
Topper Takes a Trip
’39. Constance Bennett. A ghostly socialite helps a man on the Riviera. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Wed. 10 A.M. (CC)
Total Recall
’90. Arnold Schwarzenegger. Recurring nightmares of the planet Mars lead a confused earthling into the center of an intergalactic conspiracy. (R) (2:30) SYFY: Sun. 6:30 P.M., Mon. 2:30 P.M. (CC)
The Tournament ’09. Robert Carlyle. Top assassins gather for a competition where the last one alive wins a cash prize. (R) (1:45) TMC: Tue. 9:30 P.M.
Tournament of Dreams ’07. Tony Todd. With help from their coach, girls try to save their high-school basketball program from budget cuts. (NR) (2:00) BET: Fri. 1 P.M., 1 A.M.
Trading Places
’83. Dan Aykroyd. Sporting billionaire brothers reverse the roles of a Wall Street commodities broker and a street hustler. (R) (2:30) COMEDY: Fri. 3 P.M., Sat. 9:30 A.M. (CC)
Training Day
’01. Denzel Washington. A rookie cop meets a corrupt Los Angeles narcotics officer who wants to include him in his schemes. (R) (2:15) TNT: Sat. 8 P.M. (CC)
Training Day
’01. Denzel Washington. A rookie cop meets a corrupt Los Angeles narcotics officer who wants to include him in his schemes. (R) (2:30) TBS: Sat. 2 A.M.
Transamerica
’05. Felicity Huffman. A preoperative transsexual and his troubled son drive from New York to Los Angeles. (R) (1:45) HBO: Sun. 2:40 A.M. (CC)
Trouble in Paradise
’32. Miriam Hopkins. A suave thief and his chic partner target a rich Paris widow. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Fri. 6:30 P.M.
True Grit
’69. John Wayne. One-eyed Marshal “Rooster” Cogburn and a Texas Ranger help a girl find her father’s killer. (G) (3:00) AMC: Fri. 11 P.M., Sat. 2 P.M. (CC)
True Lies
’94. Arnold Schwarzenegger. A Washington wife discovers her computer-salesman husband is a spy out to stop nuclear terrorists. (R) (3:00) AMC: Sun. 3 P.M., Tue. 5 P.M., Wed. noon (CC)
True Romance
’93. Christian Slater. A Detroit comic-book store clerk and his floozy wife flee to Hollywood with a suitcase full of mob cocaine. (R) (2:00) ENC: Mon. 10:05 P.M. (CC)
The Truth ’09. John Heard. A couple with dark secrets are taken hostage inside their home by an intruder they may both know. (NR) (1:40) SHO: Thu. 3 A.M. (CC)
Tunes of Glory
’60. Alec Guinness. An aristocrat replaces a bootstrap colonel as commander of a Scottish regiment after World War II. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Fri. 8 P.M.
Turnabout
’40. Adolphe Menjou. An ancient god, sitting on a mantel, swaps the bodies of a bickering adman and his wife. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Tue. 3 A.M.
12 Rounds
’09. John Cena. A cop must navigate through an elaborate series of traps and puzzles to save his kidnapped fiancee from a vengeful criminal. (PG-13) (1:50) MAX: Sun. 3:45 P.M. (CC)
28 Days
’00. Sandra Bullock. When a court order sends a New York journalist to a rehabilitation center for substance abusers, she meets a ballplayer. (PG-13) (2:00) TBS: Sun. 6:30 A.M. (CC)
The 25th Hour
’67. Anthony Quinn. A Romanian peasant is mislabeled a Jew and separated from his wife and family during World War II. (NR) (2:00) FX: Sun. midnight, Mon. noon.
Twilight
’08. Kristen Stewart. A high-school student is caught up in a romance with a vampire, whose family has renounced the drinking of blood. (PG-13) (2:00) SHO: Wed. 6 P.M.
The Twilight Saga: New Moon
’09. Kristen Stewart. After the abrupt departure of Edward, Bella develops a deep friendship with Jacob and is drawn into the world of werewolves. (PG-13) (2:15) SHO: Fri. 9 P.M. (CC)
Two Family House
’00. Michael Rispoli. An ambitious married dreamer secretly helps an abandoned single mother in 1950s Staten Island. (R) (1:50) TMC: Fri. 3 P.M. (CC)
2 Fast 2 Furious
’03. Paul Walker. A former policeman and his friend work with a U.S. Customs agent to indict a launderer in Miami. (PG-13) (1:55) STZ: Fri. 9:10 A.M., 6:15 P.M., 1:40 A.M. (CC)
Two Lovers
’08. Joaquin Phoenix. A man juggles relationships with an honest, loving young woman and a manipulative neighbor who has a married boyfriend. (R) (2:00) SHO: Wed. 8:15 A.M., Sat. 9:30 A.M. (CC)
Two Minute Warning
’76. Charlton Heston. A police captain and a SWAT sergeant try to stop a sniper perched above the scoreboard in a packed football stadium. (R) (2:00) MAX: Mon. 3:05 A.M. (CC)
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Underdog
’07. Voices of Jason Lee. A canine superhero must save the day when an evil scientist and his enormous henchman threaten the citizens of Capitol City. (PG) (2:00) TOON: Sat. 7 P.M.
Unfaithful
’02. Richard Gere. A man becomes increasingly distraught after he discovers his wife is having an affair with a Frenchman. (R) (2:05) MAX: Thu. 4 P.M. (CC)
Unforgiven
’92. Clint Eastwood. An old gunslinger, his ex-partner and a quick-draw kid go bounty hunting in a town called Big Whiskey. (R) (3:00) CMT: Sun. 6 P.M., 11:30 P.M.
The Uninvited
’09. Elizabeth Banks. A ghost prompts a lethal battle of wills between a man’s new fiancee and his two daughters, one of whom has just returned from a mental ward. (PG-13) (1:30) HBO: Tue. 10:30 A.M., Fri. 9:30 A.M., 3:45 P.M. (CC)
Up
’09. Voices of Ed Asner. Animated. A 78-year-old balloon salesman ties thousands of balloons to his house and flies to South America, but discovers too late a young stowaway aboard. (PG) (1:40) ENC: Sat. 6:10 A.M., 6:20 P.M., 5 A.M. (CC)
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Valentine’s Day
’10. Jessica Alba. A diverse group of Los Angeles residents wends its way through love, romance and heartbreak over the course of a single day. (PG-13) (2:15) HBO: Sun. 3 P.M., 11 P.M., Wed. 10:30 A.M., 7:45 P.M., Sat. 8 A.M., 3:30 P.M. (CC)
Valentino: The Last Emperor
’08. The life of a legendary fashion designer. (PG-13) (1:45) SHO: Mon. 7:15 A.M., Fri. 8:05 A.M. (CC)
The Velveteen Rabbit
’07. Jane Seymour. Live action/animated. Longing to be real, a stuffed bunny gives comfort to a lonely boy. (G) (1:30) TMC: Wed. 7:35 A.M. (CC)
The Village Barbershop
’08. John Ratzenberger. After the unexpected death of his business partner, a cantankerous Reno barber must hire a woman or risk losing his business. (R) (1:40) TMC: Tue. 11:30 A.M.
Virgin Territory ’07. Hayden Christensen. Young Florentines tell stories while avoiding the Black Plague ravaging their city. (R) (1:40) TMC: Sun. 1:25 A.M. (CC)
Voyeur: The Motion Picture ’03. Jessica Drake. A young woman spies on unsuspecting lovers, including an ex-porn star, a collegian and a handyman. (NR) (1:25) TMC: Tue. 3:05 A.M. (CC)
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’08. Josh Brolin. George W. Bush transforms himself from a ne’er-do-well son of privilege to president of the United States. (PG-13) (2:10) TMC: Wed. 9:05 A.M., 5:45 P.M., Sat. 4:40 A.M. (CC)
Waitress
’07. Keri Russell. A pregnant waitress is caught between her controlling husband and the new town doctor, with whom she is having a steamy affair. (PG-13) (2:30) LIFE: Sun. 2:30 P.M. (CC)
Waking Up in Reno
’02. Billy Bob Thornton. A married man has an affair with his best friend’s wife while both couples travel from Arkansas to Nevada. (R) (1:35) ENC: Mon. 3:10 P.M. (CC)
War
’07. Jet Li. A federal agent seeks revenge on an elusive assassin after his partner and family are killed, but the target ignites a war between rival Asian mobsters. (R) (2:02) USA: Sat. 4:32 P.M. (CC)
War Eagle, Arkansas ’08. Luke Grimes. A teen must choose between a possible career in baseball, or remaining behind with his lifelong best friend. (PG-13) (1:45) SHO: Mon. 5:45 A.M. (CC)
War Games: The Dead Code ’08. Matt Lanter. Government officials track a computer whiz after the teen plays a terrorist-attack simulator game. (PG-13) (1:45) HBO: Sun. 6:45 A.M., Thu. 8:15 A.M., 6 P.M. (CC)
The Warrior Class
’04. Anson Mount. A young lawyer gets mixed up with a gangster and a drug-addicted witness. (NR) (1:55) TMC: Sun. 11:30 P.M. (CC)
Watchmen
’09. Billy Crudup. After his former colleague is murdered, a masked vigilante uncovers a plot to discredit and destroy the world’s superheroes. (R) (3:05) MAX: Wed. 11:45 A.M. (CC)
Way Out West
’37. Stan Laurel. Greenhorns Stan and Ollie go to Brushwood Gulch with a gold-mine deed and get a bum steer. (G) (1:15) TCM: Tue. 4:30 A.M. (CC)
Wayne’s World 2
’93. Mike Myers. The world’s best roadie helps goofy Wayne and Garth organize a rock concert called Waynestock. (PG-13) (2:00) COMEDY: Thu. 3:30 P.M., Fri. 11 A.M. (CC)
What a Girl Wants
’03. Amanda Bynes. A vivacious teenager leaves New York in order to meet her estranged father in London. (PG) (2:30) ABCFAM: Sun. 10 A.M.
What Women Want
’00. Mel Gibson. A freak accident gives a Chicago advertising executive the ability to read women’s minds. (PG-13) (2:30) TBS: Sun. 5:30 P.M., 12:30 A.M. (CC)
When in Rome
’10. Kristen Bell. Magic coins bring an assortment of odd suitors to a disillusioned woman, but a persistent reporter may hold the promise of real romance. (PG-13) (1:35) STZ: Wed. 9:25 A.M., 6:35 P.M., 3:35 A.M., Sat. 12:10 P.M., 7:25 P.M., 4:30 A.M. (CC)
Where Love Has Gone
’64. Susan Hayward. A divorced couple’s teenage daughter stands trial for stabbing her mother’s latest lover. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Tue. 3:45 P.M.
Where the Heart Is
’00. Natalie Portman. The boyfriend of a pregnant teenager leaves her broke and abandoned in Oklahoma, where she begins living secretly at Wal-Mart. (PG-13) (2:30) WE: Fri. 8 P.M. (CC)
Whip It
’09. Ellen Page. Stifled in her mother’s world of beauty pageants and conformity, a rebellious teen finds purpose and liberation in the ranks of a Texas roller-derby team. (PG-13) (1:55) MAX: Wed. 9:50 A.M. (CC)
The White Ribbon
’09. Christian Friedel. An undercurrent of malice runs through a German village, as a series of misfortunes plagues its citizens in the year before the outbreak of World War I. (R) (2:30) STZ: Mon. 2:40 A.M. (CC)
The Wild Bunch
’69. William Holden. An outlaw and his gang, on the run from the Mexican Army and bounty hunters, plot to rob a United States Army train. (R) (2:30) TCM: Sat. 3 A.M. (CC)
Wildcats
’86. Goldie Hawn. A famous coach’s daughter coaches boys football at a city high school patrolled by dogs. (R) (1:50) ENC: Mon. 11:15 A.M. (CC)
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
’71. Gene Wilder. A poor boy and his grandfather win a tour through the marvelous factory of a wily confectioner. (G) (2:30) ABCFAM: Sat. 1 P.M.
Win a Date With Tad Hamilton!
’04. Kate Bosworth. Secretly in love with his friend, a supermarket manager becomes jealous when she meets a famous actor. (PG-13) (2:00) TBS: Fri. 2 A.M. (CC)
Win a Date With Tad Hamilton!
’04. Kate Bosworth. Secretly in love with his friend, a supermarket manager becomes jealous when she meets a famous actor. (PG-13) (2:00) TBS: Sat. 9:20 A.M.
Wise Blood
’79. Brad Dourif. Flannery O’Connor’s Hazel Motes becomes the Deep South evangelist of a church without Christ. (PG) (2:00) TCM: Mon. 4 A.M.
Without a Paddle
’04. Seth Green. Three childhood friends embark on a canoe trip to find a plane hijacker’s stash of money. (PG-13) (2:00) SPIKE: Sun. 9 A.M.
The Wolf Man
’41. Lon Chaney Jr. Bitten by a werewolf, an aristocrat grows fangs, fur and a muzzle, then begs his father for help. (NR) (1:45) AMC: Fri. 4:15 A.M. (CC)
The Wolfman
’10. Benicio Del Toro. A nobleman contends with an ancient curse, scouring his childhood homeland for his missing brother, while a bloodthirsty beast prowls the moors. (R) (1:45) MAX: Sun. noon, 1:15 A.M. (CC)
The Wonderful World of the Brothers Grimm
’62. Laurence Harvey. The German brothers’ story bridges fairy tales: “The Dancing Princess,” “The Cobbler and the Elves,” “The Singing Bone.” (G) (2:45) TCM: Fri. 6:15 A.M. (CC)
World’s Greatest Dad
’09. Robin Williams. A high-school poetry teacher is also a single father and dreams of becoming a successful writer, but a freak accident leads to both tragedy and opportunity. (R) (1:40) SHO: Sun. 1:20 P.M. (CC)
The World’s Greatest Lover
’77. Gene Wilder. An ambitious but neurotic baker sets out in 1926 to become a Hollywood studio’s rival to Rudolph Valentino. (PG) (1:30) MAX: Wed. 5 A.M. (CC)
Wyatt Earp
’94. Kevin Costner. The portrait traces him from Southern boy to Western lawman defending boomtowns with his brothers and Doc Holliday. (PG-13) (4:30) AMC: Sat. 1 A.M. (CC)
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X-Men: The Last Stand
’06. Hugh Jackman. An all-out war looms when the discovery of a cure for mutations draws a line between the followers of Charles Xavier and those of Magneto. (PG-13) (3:00) FX: Sun. noon.
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’02. Vin Diesel. A government agent recruits an athlete to stop an anarchist from using biological and chemical weapons. (PG-13) (2:10) ENC: Thu. 9:10 A.M., 8 P.M. (CC)
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Year One
’09. Jack Black. Two lazy primitives begin an epic journey through the ancient world after they are banished from their village. (PG-13) (1:40) STZ: Tue. 6:40 A.M., 5:20 P.M., 2:20 A.M., Sat. 2:35 A.M. (CC)
You Kill Me
’07. Ben Kingsley. An alcoholic assassin heads west to dry out and lands a job in a mortuary, where he meets a relative of one of his many victims. (R) (1:35) TMC: Fri. 10 P.M. (CC)
Youth in Revolt
’09. Michael Cera. A pretentious teenager invents a French alter ego in the hope of finding his way into the heart, and bed, of a pretty neighbor. (R) (1:30) TMC: Wed. 10 P.M., Sat. 7:30 P.M.
You’ve Got Mail
’98. Tom Hanks. Professional rivalry threatens to thwart romance when anonymous e-mail pals meet each other. (PG) (2:30) TBS: Sun. 1 P.M. (CC)
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Zenobia
’39. Oliver Hardy. A lovable elephant attempts to repay a doctor’s kindness by following the frustrated physician everywhere he goes. (NR) (1:15) TCM: Tue. 1:45 A.M.
Zombieland
’09. Woody Harrelson. Survivors of a zombie apocalypse use creative means to dispatch the undead as they make their way toward a rumored safe haven in Los Angeles. (R) (1:35) STZ: Thu. 10:10 A.M., 9 P.M., 3:25 A.M. (CC)