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Is The Pope Having The Best Week Ever?

Is The Pope Having The Best Week Ever?

Happy Thursday! Time to choose who is having the Best Week Ever and then be slightly disappointed when they don’t thank you personally. Hey, it’s okay! Let week was GoDaddy Jesse Heiman’s and this one might just be…The Pope’s? It’s time to decide. Let Pete Lee, Michelle Buteau, Amanda Seales and Michael Che help YOU decide who is having the Best Week Ever:

Is The Pope having the Best Week Ever?

Oh yes, The Pope is retiring and ANYONE who gets to retire is having the Best Week Ever. *achem*

Is Justin Timberlake having the Best Week Ever?

With a new single climbing the charts, a tour planned AND all that facetime at this past weekend’s Grammys, Justin Timberlake is having the Best Week Ever. He’s also really good at Instagram, and we’re jealous.

Is America having the Best Week Ever?

If you’re a true Patriot, American is always having the Best Week Ever.  

Is Marco Rubio’s Tiny Poland Spring Bottle having the Best Week Ever?

During Obama’s State of the Union Adress, Senator Marco Rubio drank a teensy tiny bottle of Poland Spring and the entire Internet exploded.

So, Tell Us:


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10 Things that Should Have Sucked In 2012…But Somehow Didn’t

10 Things that Should Have Sucked In 2012…But Somehow Didn’t

There are things we loved about 2012, there are things we hated about 2012 and there are things we were ready to hate about 2012, but later came to realize were actually awesome. There’s nothing like being pleasantly surprised by something in pop culture, so we thought we’d give credit where credit is due. Here is our Best of 2012 ..that we were totally prepared to be the worst.

1) Miley’s makeover

10 Things that Should Have Sucked In 2012…But Somehow Didn’t

If you had told us Miley Cyrus was going to transition to a leather-pants-wearing, buzzcut-rocking Brigette Nielson lookalike this year and somehow pull it off, we wouldn’t have believed you. This makeover should not have worked, but we just have to recalibrate what it means to just be Miley.

2) Duck Dynasty

10 Things that Should Have Sucked In 2012…But Somehow Didn’t

Don’t watch Duck Dynasty? You might be the only one. What started as the series Duck Commander on the Outdoor Channel became a reality hit on A&E for Phil Robertson and his family-run duck call business. The season finale managed to break A&E’s rating record, as well as beat out ratings winners like Law & Order: SVU and Nashville. What are the odds? It’s about a duck call business!

3) Cecilia Giménez (a.k.a the Ecce Homo painter)

10 Things that Should Have Sucked In 2012…But Somehow Didn’t

Remember the delight you felt the first time you saw the mushed up monkey face on the Ecce Homo fresco from Borja, Spain, and how it was immediately followed by shame over laughing at 80-year-old restorer Cecilia Giménez? What should have been a crappy year for Ms. Giménez instead turned into international fame when the world caught wind of her botched artistic makeover…and she demanded that she see a share of profits from the church’s increased tourism. Oh, that’s good.

4) Katy Perry & John Mayer

10 Things that Should Have Sucked In 2012…But Somehow Didn’t

We thought for sure we’d have heard details about how Katy Perry loves doing it on the Superman ride at Six Flags or some other deeply personal sexual information by now. She’s dating John Mayer after all. Isn’t that his M.O.? Looks like Johnny M has reached a new level of maturity, because we haven’t heard an inappropriate peep from him about their relationship. This high-profile relationship should have already blown up in their beautiful faces, and yet…

5) Ted

10 Things that Should Have Sucked In 2012…But Somehow Didn’t

It was about a talking bear…with the voice of Peter Griffin….and it was rated R. This should have been some sub-Howard the Duck-level awfulness, but instead Ted turned out to be a commercial and (even more surprisingly) critical success.

6) The London Olympics Opening Ceremony

10 Things that Should Have Sucked In 2012…But Somehow Didn’t

The combination of Mary Poppins, hospitalized children, filthy smokestacks and a giant Voldemort marionette should have produced one hot mess of an Olympics opening ceremony. Instead, Danny Boyle‘s production ended up being, as the New York Times put it, “oddly, confidently British” and a great start to this summer’s London Olympics.

7) Anne Hathaway as Catwoman

10 Things that Should Have Sucked In 2012…But Somehow Didn’t

You might not remember it now that Anne Hathaway is poised to take over the Oscars, but the Internet was throwing a looooot of shade earlier this year as to whether the Les Miz star could pull off a convincing Selena Kyle. We had our doubts too. Did she have the sinister heat to make us momentarily forget Michelle Pfeiffer‘s Catwoman? Then Anne kicked Christian Bale’s cane out from under him and the Internet realized what a bunch of dumdums it was.

8) 21 Jump Street

10 Things that Should Have Sucked In 2012…But Somehow Didn’t

Maybe we were burned by Colin Farrell‘s heinous Miami Vice movie back in 2006 (we’re still in counseling to process it), but we had assumed there was no way a movie remake of an ’80s cop show could be anything but pure suck. Jonah Hill, Channing Tatum and the other Franco proved us impressively wrong.

9) Taco Bell Dorito shells

10 Things that Should Have Sucked In 2012…But Somehow Didn’t

Judge us if you want, but did you have one of Taco Bell’s Dorito Taco Locos in 2012? Then you know the truth. It doesn’t make any logical sense, but you know the truth. A truth that helped Taco Bell sell $100 million tacos in 10 weeks.

10) The Mayan Apocalypse

10 Things that Should Have Sucked In 2012…But Somehow Didn’t

We made it! Despite claims that the world would end on December 21 or December 22, 2012 based on the Mayan calendar (alternate interpretation: our individual consciousness would merge into one universal hyperconsciousness), we just got a lot of delightful tweets instead. Not that the hyperconsciousness wouldn’t have been kind of fun… Maybe in 2013!

[Photo: Warner Bros. Pictures/Getty Images/Columbia Pictures/A&E/Universal Pictures]

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John McAfee Deported from Guatemala, Back in U.S.

By Tim Nudd

12/13/2012 at 07:50 AM EST

John McAfee Deported from Guatemala, Back in U.S.

John McAfee in Guatemala

Guatemala’s National Police/AP

The latest chapter in the John McAfee saga was written Wednesday, as the anti-virus software pioneer was released from Guatemalan custody and flown to Miami, where he was met by federal officials.

“It was the most gracious expulsion I’ve ever experienced,” McAfee, 67, told ABC News. “Compared to my past two wives that expelled me, this isn’t a terrible trip.”

He added: “They took me out of my cell and put me on a freaking airplane. I had no choice in the matter.”

McAfee is wanted for questioning in the November gunshot murder of a neighbor in Belize. He has denied any wrongdoing, yet fled Belize – going undercover in disguise for several weeks – and sought asylum in Guatemala.

Authorities there arrested him for entering the country illegally. But after an eventful detention, in which McAfee was briefly hospitalized after suffering a nervous collapse, the country evidently felt it prudent to return McAfee to his home soil.

It was not clear Wednesday whether authorities in Miami escorted McAfee away to shield him from the media or because they wanted to question him.

McAfee said he has retained a lawyer in the U.S. and plans to seek a visa for his 20-year-old Belizean girlfriend.

John McAfee Deported from Guatemala, Back in U.S.
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Gisele Bundchen Confirms Baby News!

Gisele Bundchen Confirms Baby News!

Posted by Adam

Saturday December 8, 2012

Gisele Bundchen Confirms Baby News!GISELE Bundchen has taken to Facebook following the news she’s given birth to her second child, saying she feels “lucky” to be a mom again.

The Brazilian supermodel — who has a two-year-old son Benjamin with husband Tom Brady — gave birth to daughter Vivian Lake at home on Wednesday and says the little girl is doing well.

“We feel so lucky to have been able to experience the miracle of birth once again and are forever grateful for the opportunity to be the parents of another little angel,” she wrote.

“Vivian Lake was born at home on December 5. She is healthy and full of life.”

The 32-year-old beauty went on to thank her fans on behalf of her and her family for all their congratulatory messages.

“Thank you all for your support and well wishes. We wish you and your families many blessings,” she added.
Tom — who plays football for the New England Patriots, who are based in the Greater Boston area — also has a five-year-old son, John, with ex-girlfriend Bridget Moynahan.

Gisele never officially confirmed her pregnancy, but showed off her changing shape last month, donning a leopard print bikini on the beach in Miami.

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Gisele Bundchen Confirms Baby News!
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