If there are two people who’s names are synonymous with the struggle for vocal mastery and the pursuit of musical achievement, it would most certainly be Khloe Kardashian and Mario Lopez. Good thing they’re joining TheX Factor as the show’s new co-hosts! We’re just joking, of course. We all know being a reality show host requires only enthusiasm, witty banter and extensive tooth whitening. It’s not like Cat Deeley has ever had to jitterbug a step in her life, and we’re 83% sure Joe Rogan as ever eaten a live cockroach.
According to TMZ, Khloe and Mario are currently finalizing their deals with the show, and are slated to debut on the small screen in November. While we approve of anything that sets Khloe apart from her family members and reminds America that she is the relatable one, we’re inclined to tell Mario to up his game now. He’s sweet and all, but Khloe has so much sass and so many inches on him, we’re afraid Mario will seem like just another pretty, preternaturally smooth face by comparison. Remember how the first season of American Idol had two hosts: Ryan Seacrest and Brian Dunkleman? Where’s Brian Dunkleman now, Lopez? Where is Brian Dunkleman now?
Go ahead and set your vocal chords to squeal, you guys, because some of your favorite movie stars are going be presenting your other favorite movie stars with shiny golden popcorn statuettes come June 3. Kristen Stewart, Chris Hemsworth, Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield won’t just be starring in some of this summer’s most anticipated films; they’ll also be presenting at next month’s MTV Movie Awards. Charlize Theron, Michael Fassbender, Mila Kunis and Mark Wahlberg will also reading banter off a cue card on stage, all of which means you don’t technically have to see Snow White and The Huntsman, The Amazing Spider-Man, Prometheus and Ted to see your favorite beautiful people in action. Let’s be real though…you were going to anyway.
Fans can currently vote for their favorite stars in 12 categories, including new awards like Best Cast, Best Gut-Wrenching Performance and Best On-Screen Transformation, until June 2. Both Emma and The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1 are nominated, but wouldn’t you say both she and KStew should be honored just to be there? Us either. So go vote! Vote now! None of these people can ever be satisfied by their careers if they don’t have a metallic popcorn statue perched on the back of their toilets!