We want to start a slow clap for Evangeline Lily’s fart story, but no one can tell what we’re clapping about from our cubicle. Plus, our boss told us to stop trying to start a standing ovation in the office all the time and we foolishly agreed. While visiting Leno to promote Real Steel, her upcoming movie with Hugh Jackman, Lily described her pre-fame career as a flight attendant, and the excellent, repulsive revenge she would take on rude customers.
“One time there was this guy who was really awful to me, and I was really struggling that day, because I had really bad gas,” the Lost actress explained to a horrified Jay. “And as a flight attendant, you don’t let that go when you’re on a plane. So this guy got under my skin to the point that finally I decided to save it all up, and when I was walking past him and when I got to row 48… I let it rip, right in his face.” Can’t…stop…hands. From…applauding. Gross…celebrity…story. Too…amazing…to…control…body…Bravo, Evangeline! Bravo!
Source: Evangeline Lilly Farted In Passenger’s Face While A Flight Attendant
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This is exactly why we’re going to love Anna Faris in her upcoming movie What’s Your Number? What other gorgeous blond leading lady would promote her sexy new rom-com by talking about terrible she is at the art of lovemaking? Very, very few. “I’m not a very good lover,” Faris apparently told Marie Claire‘s Joanna Coles at a screening of the film this Tuesday. “I’m so nervous about my sexuality.” Now, are you going to get gold like that from a Katherine Heigl or a Reese Witherspoon? Not on your life.
To illustrate another way in which she is distinctly unlike the protagonist of her upcoming film, the House Bunny star makes it clear that she is nowhere near the 20 partner limit set forth in the movie’s plot. “I’m at five,” Faris, who is married to Parks and Recreation‘s Chris Pratt, explained. “Don’t you think five is kind of low? I’m 34!” And she admits her actual age! This woman is so great, we’re going to give her a pass on Scream 3 and 4. Well…at least 4.
Source: Anna Faris Is Terrible In Bed, Says Anna Faris
Jessica Simpson Wants to Elope
Monday September 12, 2011
JESSICA Simpson is getting stressed!
According to American tabloid the National Enquirer, the singer/actress — who’s engaged to boyfriend Eric Johnson — is so frazzled over her upcoming wedding, she’s begging her man to fly away with her so they can tie the knot alone.
“Jessica wants to elope,” revealed a friend.
“She said that if she doesn’t act fast, the tension could cause her to scrap their engagement altogether.
“Jessica can’t even make the simplest decisions like what perfume she’ll wear because she is terrified of being scrutinized.
“And she’s having problems with her fiance. If Eric starts asking too many questions, Jessica bites his head off.
“She’s also argued with him about his desire to serve only vegan food, including a vegan wedding cake.
“She knows she’s being a real-life ‘Bridezilla,’ but can’t help herself. It’s caused her to have frequent breakouts on her face, and she’s turning to food for comfort.
“Eric is doing his best to calm her, but she’s such a mess he’s considering bowing to her wishes and eloping to save their relationship.”
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Selena Gomez gave her first performance at Santa Monica Place in California after a weekend filled with hospital visits. Gomez revealed to the crowd, “I was just very malnourished, so I was low on iron and exhausted” Gomez was forced to cancel a promotional concert for her upcoming film Monte Carlo on Friday due to [...]
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