Parents fess up! What crazy, salacious (and possibly embarrassing) pregnancy and parenting stories have they been keeping under wraps?  The Bump spilled theirs to us!

Funny, new parent confessions include:

“I peed myself five times during my last pregnancy!”

“I changed a diaper right before I left for work. When I got to my office, I kept smelling baby poop. It took me an hour and a half to realize that it was on my jacket — and I have to wear a jacket at work. I tried to wash it off in the bathroom and ended up sitting in my office wearing a damp and poopy suit coat all day.” 

“I accidentally walk outside with one of my boobs hanging out about once a week or so. My teenage neighbors are going to be sad when my son weans.”

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