ABC’s new sitcom Fresh Off the Boat isn’t just the most hilarious new show to debut this season, it’s also the most educational. Based on the childhood of renowned chef Eddie Huang, the series, which follows the daily life of an Asian-American family who’s just relocated to suburban Orlando to open a new American restaurant, teaches you not only how to fit into a new community, but also how to cut the cost of living, attract business, and further your career. To see what we mean, here are 10 life hacks we learned from Fresh Off the Boat.
To attract a wider array of customers, hire a white guy to be the face of your business.
Luckily, Taylor Swift won’t have to shake anything off when it comes to Orlando Bloom wanting to move the hell away from her. Reports claim Bloom isn’t feeling being neighbors with the singer in NYC’s Tribeca neighborhood. It’s not because her cats have gotten out of control, and most definitely not because her model friends constantly parade in and out. It’s because the paparazzi are always swarming her place.
It’s only been six months and the actor has reportedly already put his apartment on the market. Maybe he isn’t feeling the love since he’s not as popular with the press, or maybe he just doesn’t want to deal with the paparazzi madness (because who has time for that)?
Bloom isn’t the only A-lister who has had recent Manhattan living struggles. A few weeks ago, John Lennon‘s son was sued for $10 million by Marisa Tomei‘s parents for a tree that was “destroying” their brownstone. Oh, the problems of being famous.
Blake Lively sees no problem in mixing business with pleasure, Selena Gomez is confronted about the Justin Bieber and Orlando Bloom fight, Audrina Patridge only keeps in touch with certain co-stars from The Hills, and more celebrity news to get you going.
Paparazzi asked Selena Gomez if she was Team Bieber or Team Orlando. Did she answer? [Gossip Cop]
Four years after The Hills, Audrina Patridge says she still keeps in touch with Kristin Cavallari but not Lauren Conrad. [US Weekly]
After an 11-year-old spent $120 on Kim Kardashian‘s new app, his mom called Kim a “scumbag pig.” [Cosmopolitan]
Blake Lively took to Twitter to talk about Gossip Girl and doing “every movie” with her hubby Ryan Reynolds. Aggressive? [Celebuzz]
Nina Dobrev wants to “get, like, a steady boyfriend.” [E!]
After his devastating car accident, Tracy Morgan was more excited about LL Cool J‘s get well message than Obama‘s. [The Hollywood Reporter]
Chrissy Teigen took her talents to the baseball field. [MTV]
Is Pretty Little Liars star Lucy Hale a better singer than she is an actress? [OK!]
Miranda Kerr is much too busy to be thinking about silly boys, Nina Dobrev deals with an ex-boyfriend dating her friend, Rob Pattinson laughs off Kristen Stewart‘s infidelity, and more to fill you in on this morning.
Perfect timing? In the middle of this Justin Bieber–Orlando Bloom feud, Miranda Kerr dropped a sexy new ad campaign. [PopSugar]
“Honestly, who gives a sh–?” — Wise words from Rob Pattinson when asked about K. Stew’s cheating scandal. [US Weekly]
How is Nina Dobrev coping with her ex Ian Somerhalder dating her friend Nikki Reed? [Hollywood Life]