Justin Bieber shocked the world by putting his (potentially photoshopped) manhood on full display for Calvin Klein. Everyone needs a little bulge in their life, because it makes fantasies about our favorite male celebrities so much more exciting. And don’t confuse this with the male version of camel toe, aka the moose knuckle.
Jon Hamm, Matt Bomer, and David Beckham are just a few who have given us full bulge in their everyday lives. In rare and beautiful occurrences, bulges are supersized on the big screen. We never fancied tighty whities until we saw a very tight pair on Jake Gyllenhaal in Love & Other Drugs. Or on Ryan Gosling in The Place Beyond the Pines (why that scene was deleted, we’ll never know). Hop into the gallery to see the celebrity bulges that put Bieber’s to shame, and will make your day a little brighter.
To many, Mark Wahlberg is the poster boy for bulge, due in large part to his iconic Calvin Klein ads. Thank you again, Calvin Klein, for shedding light on our burning questions and bringing countless smiles to our faces.
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Source: Celebrity Bulges That Put Justin Bieber’s to Shame
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Oh, awards season. Glitz, glamour, and terrible clothing. At tonight’s Golden Globe Awards stars Keira Knightley, Ruth Wilson, and Claire Danes proved that the 2015 People’s Choice Awards was no fluke.
Shoshana from Girls is your soul sister, but after tonight, you should think twice before taking fashion cues from Zosia Mamet. We were disappointed that host Tina Fey didn’t bring her fashion A-game, while Sienna Miller cut up your grandma’s window curtains and hung them from her shoulders. Hop into the galley to witness the worst of the worst from tonight’s big show.
Just how awkward can the Golden Globes be? Take a look at past moments that made us cringe.
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Source: The Most Upsetting Outfits at the 2015 Golden Globes
You may have noticed an increase in dick pics on your Instagram and Twitter feed recently, and that’s no coincidence. Last month, B.o.B. Instagrammed a photo of himself texting, with strategically placed eggplants chillin’ on the a kitchen counter right next to the bulge in his sweatpants. His caption? Only the hashtag #EggplantFriday.
Since posting the photo on Dec. 12, 2014, the hashtag’s gone viral, and lost its signature subtlety. What was meant as term to describe the bulge in your sweats, underwear, or pants, has now taken on a completely new meaning. And basically the meaning is: “It’s Friday, here’s a picture of my dick.” If you can stomach having your eyes assaulted by penis pictures, and are about 10 feet away from your coworkers, just plug in #eggplantfriday on your Instagram. What you’ll get are pics of buck-naked dudes taking selfies with their junk next to anything they can compare its length against (remotes are a favorite), men with purposely soaked boxer briefs, and bottles of Holy Water tweeted by voyeuristic viewers who feel completely sodomized afterward.
You can scroll through the gallery for clever, SFW (!!) entries, but in the meantime here are just a few common reactions to the trend:
Source: After Searching #EggplantFriday, You’ll Need to Wash Your Eyes in Holy Water
These days, it’s no secret that Kylie Jenner goes extra lengths to flaunt her new and improved look. (She’s, like, almost 18, OK? That’s basically 50 in Hollywood years.) Despite gossip surrounding her ever-changing appearance, the 17-year-old told Cosmopolitan that it’s all thanks to the power of makeup. Are you buying her story?
As you try to determine whether or not it’s the magic of contouring or another non-surgical wonder, take a look at these photos of Kylie from back in the day to remind you of how she started.
The Gossip Table has more information on the *other* rumors surrounding the reality star.
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Source: Throwback Photos of Kylie Jenner Before Her Face Changed