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Television movies for the week of Jan. 16 – Pittsburgh Post Gazette

TV Movies: Jan. 16-22

MOVIE RATINGS

Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette = Poor
Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette = Fair
Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette = Good
Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette = Excellent


G = General audiences
PG = Parental Guidance
PG-13 = Not recommended for preteens
R = Restricted audience

CC = Closed captioned for hearing impaired


ALPHABETICAL LISTING

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• Ace Ventura Jr.: Pet Detective ’09. Josh Flitter. The son of a supersleuth comes to the rescue when his mother is the prime suspect in the kidnapping of a baby panda. (PG) (2:00) CMT: Sat. 6 P.M.

• Adam Sandler’s Eight Crazy Nights Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’02. Voices of Adam Sandler. Animated. During Hanukkah, a temperamental lout drinks, gets in trouble with the law and performs community service. (PG-13) (1:15) MAX: Sun. 3:30 P.M. (CC)

• Adopt a Sailor ’08. Bebe Neuwirth. A self-centered couple adopts a sailor during Fleet Week. (NR) (1:25) SHO: Wed. 9 A.M., Fri. 5:35 A.M. (CC)

• Adopted ’09. Pauly Shore. Pauly Shore travels to Africa to try to adopt a child. (R) (1:30) SHO: Fri. 1 P.M., 4:10 A.M. (CC)

• Adventureland Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’09. Jesse Eisenberg. A college grad takes a lowly job at an amusement park after his parents refuse to fund his long-anticipated trip to Europe. (R) (1:55) SHO: Thu. 6:05 P.M. (CC)

• The Adventures of Mark Twain Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’44. Fredric March. Missouri boy Samuel Clemens goes from steamboat pilot to newsman to novelist and traveling lecturer. (NR) (2:30) TCM: Sat. 6 A.M. (CC)

• Airplane! Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’80. Robert Hays. A pilot afraid to fly follows his stewardess ex-girlfriend and must take over for the poisoned crew. (PG) (2:00) AMC: Mon. 11:30 A.M., 1 A.M. (CC)

• Airplane II: The Sequel Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’82. Robert Hays. The first commercial space shuttle has loony Ted and his former girlfriend bound for the moon. (PG) (2:00) AMC: Mon. 3 A.M., Thu. 9 A.M. (CC)

• Akeelah and the Bee Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’06. Laurence Fishburne. Akeelah, an 11-year-old girl living in South Los Angeles, discovers she has a talent for spelling, which she hopes will take her to the National Spelling Bee. (PG) (2:00) LIFE: Mon. 2:30 P.M. (CC)

• Alien Sex Files 3: Sex Wars ’08. Wild encounters await kinky beauties. (NR) (1:30) MAX: Fri. 12:20 A.M. (CC)

• All About the Benjamins Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’02. Ice Cube. A bounty hunter and a con artist work together to retrieve a lottery ticket from a group of diamond thieves. (R) (1:40) STZ: Mon. 10:35 A.M., 5:35 P.M., 2:30 A.M. (CC)

• All Hat ’07. Keith Carradine. An ex-convict tries to stop a developer from buying farmland to build a golf course. (R) (1:35) TMC: Mon. 3:20 P.M., Thu. 1:15 P.M.

• Along Came Polly Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’04. Ben Stiller. A man finds solace with another woman after his wife cheats on him during their honeymoon. (PG-13) (2:00) ABCFAM: Tue. 8 P.M.

• Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’09. Zachary Levi. Now in the care of Dave Seville’s nephew Toby, chipmunks Alvin, Simon and Theodore enter a battle of the bands contest to save their school’s music program. (PG) (1:30) MAX: Sun. 8:30 P.M., Mon. 10 P.M., Wed. 8:30 P.M. (CC)

• Angels & Demons Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’09. Tom Hanks. Harvard symbologist Robert Langdon joins forces with an Italian scientist to prevent an ancient brotherhood’s plot against the Vatican from coming to fruition. (PG-13) (2:20) ENC: Sat. 5:40 P.M., 3 A.M. (CC)

• Anything but Love Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’02. Isabel Rose. A cabaret singer dreams of a glamorous lifestyle, while torn between a high-school heartthrob and a pianist. (PG-13) (1:45) ENC: Mon. 8:05 A.M. (CC)

• Anywhere but Here Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’99. Susan Sarandon. The relationship between a teen and her mother evolves when they move from a small Midwest town to Los Angeles. (PG-13) (2:00) LIFE: Mon. 7 P.M. (CC)

• Appaloosa Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’08. Ed Harris. The arrival of an attractive widow complicates the attempts of two lawmen to bring a malevolent rancher to justice. (R) (2:00) HBO: Tue. 4:50 A.M. (CC)

• Armored Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’09. Matt Dillon. Armored-truck guards turn against one another after their plan to rob their company goes terribly awry. (PG-13) (1:30) STZ: Tue. 12:50 A.M., Wed. 5:35 P.M., Fri. 2 A.M., Sat. 3:50 P.M. (CC)

• Assassination of a High School President ’08. Mischa Barton. A high-school reporter probes the theft of the school’s SAT exams and wrongly identifies the class president as the culprit. (R) (1:40) STZ: Thu. 4:30 A.M. (CC)

• Asylum ’08. Sarah Roemer. Six students discover that their dorm was once a hospital for lobotomizing teens. (R) (1:35) HBO: Mon. 1:25 A.M. (CC)

• Austin Powers in Goldmember Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’02. Mike Myers. Austin must rescue his captive father and prevent Dr. Evil’s malevolent minions from taking over the world. (PG-13) (2:00) TBS: Sun. 12:15 P.M. (CC)

• Auto Focus Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’02. Greg Kinnear. Based on the life and mysterious murder of actor Bob Crane. (R) (1:50) MAX: Fri. 1:50 A.M. (CC)

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• Babe: Pig in the City Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’98. Magda Szubanski. A farmer’s wife and her young porker are detained in a city rooming house with a menagerie. Live action/animatronics. (G) (1:40) HBO: Wed. 6:50 A.M. (CC)

• Baby Boom Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’87. Diane Keaton. A Manhattan career woman with a live-in boyfriend suddenly inherits a baby girl and moves to Vermont. (PG) (2:30) AMC: Mon. 9 A.M. (CC)

• Backdraft Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’91. Kurt Russell. Two brothers fight each other and an outbreak of arson as Chicago firefighters. (R) (2:20) MAX: Fri. 3:40 A.M. (CC)

• Backfire Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’87. Karen Allen. The wife of a rich Vietnam veteran plots with her lover, and with a stranger who becomes her lover. (R) (1:35) TMC: Fri. 4 A.M.

• Bad Company Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’02. Anthony Hopkins. A veteran CIA agent transforms a street-wise punk into a spy in order to replace his murdered twin. (PG-13) (2:00) STZ: Thu. 7:05 A.M., 7 P.M. (CC)

• The Bad Seed Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’56. Nancy Kelly. A mother suspects her child’s evil behavior is inherited. (NR) (2:15) TCM: Fri. 3:45 A.M. (CC)

• Badlands Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’73. Martin Sheen. A thrill-seeking teenage girl joins a garbageman on a South Dakota killing spree. (PG) (2:00) TCM: Wed. 8 P.M.

• Barbershop 2: Back in Business Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’04. Ice Cube. The owner of a barbershop faces pressure from a corporation that is opening establishments in his neighborhood. (PG-13) (2:15) COMEDY: Mon. 11:15 A.M. (CC)

• Batman & Robin Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’97. Arnold Schwarzenegger. Batgirl joins the caped crusaders to stop Mr. Freeze and Poison Ivy from wreaking revenge upon the world. (PG-13) (2:45) TNT: Fri. 1 A.M. (CC)

• The Beast With Five Fingers Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’46. Robert Alda. A crawling hand chases a late concert pianist’s personal secretary around an Italian villa. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Fri. 9 A.M. (CC)

• A Beautiful Mind Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’01. Russell Crowe. Mathematics genius John Forbes Nash Jr. has paranoid schizophrenia but becomes a Nobel laureate late in life. (PG-13) (2:15) HBO: Fri. noon (CC)

• Bedrooms Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’10. Jordan Belfi. Four stories about relationships feature troubled married couples, two older lovers and a divorced mom. (NR) (1:25) TMC: Sun. 2:35 A.M., Wed. 4:30 A.M. (CC)

• Before and After Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’96. Meryl Streep. A Massachusetts man destroys evidence after his teen son is arrested for a girlfriend’s murder. (PG-13) (1:55) ENC: Wed. 4:20 P.M. (CC)

• Behind Enemy Lines Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’01. Owen Wilson. A Navy admiral orders the rescue of a fighter pilot after the Serbs shoot down his plane in Bosnia. (PG-13) (1:45) MAX: Sun. 8 A.M. (CC)

• Belly Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’98. Nas. Two young friends involved in organized crime and drug dealing find that their priorities differ. (R) (2:00) BET: Sat. 9 P.M. (CC)

• Belly 2: Millionaire Boyz Club ’08. The Game. An ex-convict falls for a policewoman while trying to readjust to life. (R) (2:00) BET: Sat. 11 P.M. (CC)

• Below Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’02. Matthew Davis. Mysterious events occur aboard a submarine after its crew rescues three survivors from a sunken ship during World War II. (R) (1:50) ENC: Thu. 4 P.M. (CC)

• Below the Beltway ’10. Tate Donovan. A political operative tries to expose a decade-old sex scandal that involves a U.S. senator. (NR) (1:45) SHO: Mon. 9:15 A.M. (CC)

• The Benchwarmers Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’06. David Spade. A millionaire helps three nerdy buddies form a baseball team to compete against all the mean Little Leaguers. (PG-13) (2:00) FX: Wed. 5 P.M., Thu. 10 A.M.

• Beneath the 12-Mile Reef Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’53. Robert Wagner. A Greek sponge diver in Florida loves the daughter of a rival family of Key West sponge hookers. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Fri. 6 P.M.

• Best Foot Forward Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’43. Lucille Ball. A Hollywood star agrees, as a publicity gimmick, to be queen of a military-school prom. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Sun. 6 A.M. (CC)

• The Betrayed ’08. Melissa George. Kidnappers force a young mother to recover money stolen by her shady husband. (NR) (1:45) HBO: Tue. 9:30 A.M., 6:45 P.M. (CC)

• Big Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’88. Tom Hanks. A wishing machine turns a boy into a 35-year-old man with a fun job and a girlfriend. (PG) (2:30) WE: Fri. 2:30 P.M. (CC)

• Big Bad Love Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’01. Arliss Howard. A troubled Vietnam veteran turns to alcohol over the frustration of writing woes and being estranged from his wife. (R) (1:50) TMC: Sun. 10:20 A.M., Sat. 1:50 P.M. (CC)

• The Big Bounce Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’04. Owen Wilson. A seductive woman asks for the help of a drifter who works for a judge to double-cross a shady developer. (PG-13) (2:00) USA: Sun. 1 A.M. (CC)

• Black Beauty Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’71. Mark Lester. A film based on Anna Sewell’s novel tells about an ebony horse and its treatment at the hands of different owners. (G) (1:50) TMC: Tue. 8:40 A.M. (CC)

• Black Hand Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’50. Gene Kelly. A lawyer’s son and a policeman fight New York mobsters, circa 1900. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Fri. 4:15 P.M. (CC)

• Black Mask Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’96. Jet Li. Disguised as a mild-mannered librarian, a kung fu master strikes against Hong Kong villains bidding for power. (R) (2:00) FX: Mon. 8 A.M.

• Black Sheep Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’96. Chris Farley. To head off political embarrassment, the aide of a gubernatorial candidate shepherds his boss’s uncouth brother. (PG-13) (2:00) COMEDY: Wed. 3:30 P.M., Thu. 11 A.M. (CC)

• Black Swarm ’07. Robert Englund. Deadly wasps wreak havoc on a small town. (NR) (2:00) SYFY: Wed. 3 A.M. (CC)

• Blade Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’98. Wesley Snipes. A man with vampire blood and his mortal partner hunt a rebel vampire and his coterie of undead. (R) (2:30) FX: Mon. noon, Tue. 10 A.M.

• Blade II Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’02. Wesley Snipes. Blade forms an alliance with a band of hardened enemies in order to battle powerful vampires. (R) (2:00) STZ: Fri. midnight, Sat. 10:10 A.M., 5:30 P.M. (CC)

• Blame It on Rio Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’83. Michael Caine. A middle-aged coffee broker eyes his partner’s nubile teenage daughter on vacation in Brazil. (R) (1:40) MAX: Sun. 3:40 A.M. (CC)

• The Blind Side Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’09. Sandra Bullock. A well-to-do white family takes in a homeless black teen and helps him realize his potential on and off the football field. (PG-13) (2:10) MAX: Sat. 10 P.M., 4:10 A.M. (CC)

• BloodRayne 2: Deliverance ’07. Natassia Malthe. Beautiful Rayne teams with demon hunters to save a Western town from a gang of vampiric cowboys led by Billy the Kid. (NR) (2:00) SYFY: Sun. 1:30 A.M. (CC)

• Bloody Birthday Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’81. Susan Strasberg. As their 10th birthday approaches, three children, born prematurely during a complete solar eclipse, turn murderous. (R) (1:30) TCM: Fri. 2:15 A.M.

• Blue Crush Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’02. Kate Bosworth. A maid falls for an NFL quarterback while preparing for an upcoming surfing competition in Hawaii. (PG-13) (1:50) STZ: Sun. 9:25 A.M., 4:50 P.M. (CC)

• Blue Seduction ’09. Billy Zane. A sexy young woman ensnares a middle-aged musician. (NR) (1:35) TMC: Tue. 2:45 A.M. (CC)

• Body Heat Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’81. William Hurt. The steamy affair between a lawyer and a married woman unfolds into a crime of passion. (R) (1:55) ENC: Thu. 3:50 A.M. (CC)

• Bond of Silence ’10. Kim Raver. A woman seeks answers when her husband dies while trying to subdue teenage partygoers. (NR) (2:00) LIFE: Sun. 2 P.M., 11 P.M. (CC)

• The Book of Beasts ’09. Laura Harris. A princess seeks the help of Merlin the wizard to save Camelot from an evil force. (NR) (2:00) SYFY: Tue. 3 A.M. (CC)

• The Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’09. Sean Patrick Flanery. The MacManus brothers return to Boston to avenge the murder of their priest. (R) (2:05) STZ: Thu. 2:25 A.M. (CC)

• Booty Call Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’97. Jamie Foxx. Two longtime friends hope that lust will prevail during a wild double date, in a humorous look at safe sex. (R) (2:00) BET: Thu. 9 P.M., 1 A.M. (CC)

• Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’06. Sacha Baron Cohen. Outrageous situations occur when a popular reporter from Kazakhstan comes to the United States to film a documentary. (R) (2:30) COMEDY: Mon. 2:30 A.M. (CC)

• The Bounty Hunter Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’10. Jennifer Aniston. Originally hired to track down his bail-jumping ex-wife, a bounty hunter soon finds himself on the run for his life. (PG-13) (1:55) STZ: Sat. 9 P.M. (CC)

• The Box Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’09. Cameron Diaz. A husband and wife receive a simple wooden box which will grant them $1 million, but simultaneously, it will cause the death of someone elsewhere in the world. (PG-13) (2:00) MAX: Tue. 11:45 A.M. (CC)

• Boycott Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’01. Jeffrey Wright. The Rev. Martin Luther King Jr. leads a protest against public transportation after Rosa Parks refuses to surrender her bus seat in 1955 Montgomery, Ala. (PG) (2:30) BET: Mon. 1:30 P.M. (CC)

• The Boys Are Back Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’09. Clive Owen. Still reeling from the death of his wife, a man adopts an unconventional method of raising his two sons. (PG-13) (1:45) TMC: Thu. 10 A.M., 8 P.M. (CC)

• Braless in Burbank ’09. A beautiful columnist gives advice on love. (NR) (1:20) TMC: Mon. 2 A.M. (CC)

• The Bridge on the River Kwai Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’57. William Holden. A British POW colonel orders his men to build their Japanese captor a railway bridge in the jungle. (PG) (2:45) TCM: Wed. 2 A.M. (CC)

• Bringing Down the House Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’03. Steve Martin. After chatting with a divorced attorney online, a prison escapee wants him to help prove her innocence. (PG-13) (2:00) COMEDY: Sun. 3 P.M. (CC)

• Bringing Up Baby Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’38. Katharine Hepburn. A paleontologist loses a dinosaur bone to a dog whose heiress owner also has a pet leopard, called Baby. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Tue. 10:15 A.M. (CC)

• Broadcast News Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’87. William Hurt. A reporter, a producer and an anchorman form a triangle in a TV-network news bureau. (R) (2:20) ENC: Mon. 2:10 P.M. (CC)

• Broken Blossoms Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’19. Lillian Gish. Silent. A Mongolian Buddhist takes in a London boxer’s abused daughter. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Sat. 5:15 A.M.

• A Bronx Tale Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’93. Robert De Niro. The son of an honest bus driver looks up to a local mob boss amid racial tension in 1960s New York. (R) (3:00) SPIKE: Mon. 9 P.M.

• Brooklyn’s Finest Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’09. Richard Gere. A massive drug operation changes the lives of three conflicted police officers in one of New York’s most-violent precincts. (R) (2:20) STZ: Fri. 3:30 A.M., Sat. 1:35 P.M., 11:50 P.M. (CC)

• Brown Sugar Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’02. Taye Diggs. A producer for a record company falls for his longtime friend shortly after proposing to his girlfriend. (PG-13) (2:00) MAX: Mon. 8 P.M. (CC)

• Bruce Almighty Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’03. Jim Carrey. After a bad day at work, a frustrated reporter meets God, who endows him with divine powers for one week. (PG-13) (2:00) ABCFAM: Sun. 10 P.M.

• Br??no Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’09. Sacha Baron Cohen. The gay Austrian fashionista ignites numerous outrageous situations when he brings his show to America. (R) (1:25) HBO: Wed. 3:15 A.M. (CC)

• Buffalo 66 Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’98. Vincent Gallo. Seeking parental approval and revenge on the man who jailed him, a newly released convict involves a teen in his schemes. (R) (2:00) TMC: Wed. 1 A.M. (CC)

• Busty Cops Go Hawaiian ’09. Gorgeous policewomen find trouble in paradise. (NR) (1:20) TMC: Tue. 4:20 A.M. (CC)

• Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’69. Paul Newman. When a persistent posse threatens two outlaws’ romp through Wyoming, they decide to take their act to Bolivia. (PG) (1:55) ENC: Tue. 1:50 A.M. (CC)

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• Cadillac Man Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’90. Robin Williams. An angry husband catches up to a wise-guy car salesman who cons customers and women. (R) (1:40) ENC: Sun. 12:40 A.M. (CC)

• Camelot Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’67. Richard Harris. King Arthur loses Guinevere to trusted Sir Lancelot in the colorful court of Camelot. (G) (3:15) TCM: Mon. 10 P.M.

• Camilla Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’94. Jessica Tandy. An adman’s musician wife leaves Georgia for Canada with an aged ex-violinist named Camilla. (PG-13) (1:35) SHO: Sat. 7 A.M.

• Canadian Bacon Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’95. Alan Alda. Political spin doctors concoct war with Canada to boost an American president’s sagging approval ratings. (PG) (2:00) CMT: Thu. 2 P.M., 4 P.M.

• Canadian Pacific Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’49. Randolph Scott. A female doctor and a half-breed Indian girl vie for the affections of a surveyor involved with the wilderness railroad. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Fri. 2:30 P.M.

• Candyman Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’92. Virginia Madsen. A professor’s wife links a local legend to a Chicago serial killer fitted with a hook. (R) (1:40) ENC: Tue. 12:10 A.M. (CC)

• Casino Royale Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’67. Peter Sellers. Sir James Bond leaves retirement to confuse SMERSH with several other secret agents, all posing as James Bond. (NR) (2:15) TCM: Thu. 1:45 A.M.

• Catch Me if You Can Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’02. Leonardo DiCaprio. An FBI agent pursues Frank Abagnale Jr., a con man who assumes various identities and commits forgery. (PG-13) (2:25) MAX: Sun. 9:45 A.M., 12:45 A.M., Fri. 8:30 A.M. (CC)

• Catch That Kid Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’04. Kristen Stewart. With help from her two friends, an adventurous 12-year-old plots to rob a bank to pay for her father’s surgery. (PG) (1:40) HBO: Sun. 6:20 A.M. (CC)

• Category 7: The End of the World Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’05. Gina Gershon. The director of FEMA, a scientist and two storm chasers look for answers as massive storms threaten the globe. (4:00) SYFY: Sat. 7 P.M.

• Category 6: Day of Destruction Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’04. Thomas Gibson. Residents of Chicago deal with a national blackout just as three extreme weather systems collide over the city. (4:00) SYFY: Sat. 3 P.M. (CC)

• Cats & Dogs Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’01. Jeff Goldblum. An eager beagle joins undercover canines on a mission to foil a feline plot to make all people allergic to dogs. (PG) (1:30) HBO: Sat. 10 A.M. (CC)

• The Cave Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’05. Cole Hauser. Deadly monsters hunt members of an exploration team within a vast network of caverns beneath the Carpathian Mountains. (PG-13) (2:00) SYFY: Mon. 2:30 P.M.

• Celine Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’91. Isabelle Pasco. An orphan French heiress learns about yoga and God from the nurse who saves her from suicide. (NR) (2:00) WE: Fri. 12:30 P.M. (CC)

• Challenge to Lassie Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’49. Edmund Gwenn. A faithful collie stands watch over its master’s grave. (G) (1:30) TCM: Sat. midnight (CC)

• Changing Lanes Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’02. Ben Affleck. An attorney and a recovering alcoholic have a car accident which escalates into an ongoing feud. (R) (1:45) SHO: Thu. 10:15 A.M.

• Charlie and the Chocolate Factory Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’05. Johnny Depp. A poor boy and four spoiled children win a tour through the incredible factory of an odd confectioner. (PG) (2:30) ABCFAM: Sun. 3 P.M.

• Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’03. Cameron Diaz. Three private detectives work under cover to retrieve two rings that contain cryptic information. (PG-13) (1:50) MAX: Sat. 12:10 P.M. (CC)

• The Cheetah Girls: One World ’08. Adrienne Bailon. The Cheetah Girls go to India to appear in a Bollywood musical, but the director can choose only one of them for the role. (NR) (1:30) DIS: Sun. 2:30 A.M.

• Ch??ri Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’09. Michelle Pfeiffer. In 1920s Paris, a young man retreats into a fantasy world after he is forced to end his relationship with the older woman who taught him about love. (R) (1:35) TMC: Tue. 10 P.M., Sat. 12:15 P.M. (CC)

• Chicken Little Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’05. Voices of Zach Braff. Animated. A young fowl and his friends flock together to save skeptical townsfolk from an alien attack. (G) (1:30) DIS: Wed. 8 P.M. (CC)

• The Chronicles of Riddick Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’04. Vin Diesel. On the run from mercenaries, a fugitive lands on a planet endangered by an invading ruler and his bloodthirsty army. (PG-13) (2:30) AMC: Sun. 8 P.M., 10:30 P.M., Mon. 8 P.M., 10:30 P.M.

• A Cinderella Story Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’04. Hilary Duff. A teenager with a wicked stepmother develops an online relationship with a popular high-school quarterback. (PG) (1:35) MAX: Sat. 6 A.M. (CC)

• The Circuit 2 ’02. Olivier Gruner. A man goes under cover in a prison where inmates fight to the death. (R) (1:30) SHO: Thu. 1 P.M. (CC)

• City Heat Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’84. Clint Eastwood. A police detective backs up his private-eye ex-partner on a gangland double cross in 1933 Kansas City. (PG) (1:40) ENC: Thu. 2:20 P.M. (CC)

• City of Industry Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’97. Harvey Keitel. A retired thief joins his brother and two accomplices in Los Angeles for a final heist. (R) (1:40) HBO: Tue. 3:10 A.M. (CC)

• City Streets Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’31. Gary Cooper. Through her attraction to a mobster, a young woman is drawn into a life of crime. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Fri. 8 P.M.

• Clash of the Titans Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’10. Sam Worthington. Perseus, the son of Zeus, embarks on a dangerous mission to prevent Hades from toppling the king of the gods and laying waste to Earth. (PG-13) (2:00) HBO: Sun. 11:30 A.M., 11:10 P.M., Wed. 10:30 A.M., 8 P.M., Sat. 8 A.M., 4:30 P.M. (CC)

• Clockstoppers Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’02. Jesse Bradford. A teenager accidentally activates a wristwatch that allows him to make time stand still. (PG) (1:45) TMC: Sat. 7:15 A.M.

• Cocoon Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’85. Don Ameche. Ron Howard’s Oscar-winning tale about Florida retirees who find the fountain of youth in a pool filled with alien pods. (PG-13) (2:30) AMC: Wed. 9:30 A.M. (CC)

• Cold Comfort Farm Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’95. Kate Beckinsale. Rural British eccentrics change their ways under the influence of a chic cousin from 1930s London. (PG) (1:45) HBO: Wed. 8:30 A.M. (CC)

• Cold Mountain Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’03. Jude Law. During the Civil War, a wounded Confederate soldier abandons his duties to make his way home to his sweetheart. (R) (3:30) WE: Wed. 8 P.M.

• The Color of Money Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’86. Paul Newman. In this sequel to 1961’s “The Hustler,” Eddie Felson teaches a talented but naive newcomer the tricks of his trade. (R) (2:30) VH1: Tue. 11:30 P.M.

• Commando Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’85. Arnold Schwarzenegger. A human killing machine and an airline hostess take on an ousted dictator’s private army. (R) (2:00) SPIKE: Fri. midnight.

• Conan the Barbarian Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’82. Arnold Schwarzenegger. Pit fighter Conan sets out with a Mongol and a queen to take his father’s sword from a snake king. (R) (2:10) ENC: Thu. 10:05 A.M. (CC)

• Confessions of a Shopaholic Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’09. Isla Fisher. A compulsive shopper who is drowning in debt lands a job as an advice columnist for a financial magazine. (PG) (1:45) ENC: Mon. 4:30 P.M., 11:50 P.M., Sat. 8:10 A.M., 5:20 A.M. (CC)

• A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur’s Court Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’49. Bing Crosby. A modern-day blacksmith becomes the toast of King Arthur’s court after being transported to sixth-century England. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Mon. 8 P.M.

• Contract Killers ’08. Frida Farrell. Framed for murder, a beautiful assassin goes on the run to prove her innocence. (R) (1:30) TMC: Wed. 9:35 P.M.

• Cop Out Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’10. Bruce Willis. Two veteran NYPD detectives confront a gangster who is obsessed with sports memorabilia in order to retrieve an invaluable baseball card. (R) (1:50) MAX: Thu. 1:45 P.M., 10 P.M. (CC)

• Corridors of Blood Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’58. Boris Karloff. A 19th-century surgeon searches for a viable anesthetic. (NR) (1:30) AMC: Fri. 4:30 A.M.

• The Country Bears Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’02. Christopher Walken. A runaway cub and his new friends attempt to reunite the former members of a once-popular all-bear band. (G) (1:30) STZ: Tue. 9:15 A.M. (CC)

• Couples Retreat Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’09. Vince Vaughn. Three couples find that paradise comes at a price when they must participate in therapy sessions with their friends at a tropical resort. (PG-13) (2:00) MAX: Tue. 10 P.M. (CC)

• The Covenant Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’06. Steven Strait. The death of a student at an elite Massachusetts academy threatens to shatter a pact that has protected four families with eldritch powers since the 17th century. (PG-13) (2:00) FX: Fri. 12:30 P.M.

• Cradle 2 the Grave Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’03. Jet Li. A Taiwanese intelligence agent and a thief try to recover stolen diamonds and the latter’s kidnapped daughter. (R) (2:00) TNT: Sun. 2 A.M. (CC)

• The Crazies Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’10. Timothy Olyphant. A lawman and his wife and two companions fight to make it out of town alive after an unknown toxin turns ordinary citizens into bloodthirsty lunatics. (R) (1:45) STZ: Thu. 2:50 P.M., 10:40 P.M., Fri. 9:15 A.M. (CC)

• Crocodile Dundee Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’86. Paul Hogan. A rich reporter tours outback Australia with a crocodile hunter, then brings him to Manhattan. (PG-13) (2:00) AMC: Thu. 3:30 P.M., 12:30 A.M. (CC)

• Crocodile Dundee II Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’88. Paul Hogan. Colombian drug dealers pursue the outback he-man and his Manhattan girlfriend in Australia. (PG) (2:30) AMC: Thu. 5:30 P.M., 2:30 A.M. (CC)

• Crossfire Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’47. Robert Young. A GI helps a pipe-smoking detective trap an anti-Semitic soldier for murder. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Mon. 7:45 A.M. (CC)

• Crossroads Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’02. Britney Spears. Three childhood friends rediscover their relationship as they take a cross-country trip with a musician. (PG-13) (1:35) SHO: Sun. 10:30 A.M., Wed. 12:15 P.M., Sat. 2:30 P.M.

• The Crucible Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’96. Daniel Day-Lewis. A 17th-century Salem woman accuses an ex-lover’s wife of witchery in an adaptation of the Arthur Miller play. (PG-13) (2:05) ENC: Mon. 6 A.M. (CC)

• Crush Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’09. Christopher Egan. A young seductress becomes dangerously obsessed with the college student she most recently bedded. (R) (1:30) TMC: Fri. 10 A.M., 6:30 P.M. (CC)

• Cujo Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’83. Dee Wallace. Bitten by a rabid bat, a huge dog traps a Maine woman and her young son in their Ford Pinto. (R) (2:00) AMC: Tue. 4 P.M., Wed. noon (CC)

• Cutthroat Island Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’95. Geena Davis. A map written in Latin leads a slain pirate’s daughter and her partner to gold and into battle with a murderous uncle. (PG-13) (2:05) SHO: Fri. 6:25 A.M.

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• The Da Vinci Code Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’06. Tom Hanks. A murder in the Louvre Museum and clues in paintings by Leonardo lead to the discovery of a religious mystery that could rock the foundations of Christianity. (PG-13) (3:00) FX: Sun. 7 A.M.

• Dances With Wolves Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’90. Kevin Costner. Costner’s epic vision of the American frontier as seen through the eyes of a 19th-century U.S. Cavalry officer. (PG-13) (4:00) CMT: Sun. 8 P.M., Mon. noon.

• Dante’s Peak Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’97. Pierce Brosnan. A volcanologist and his new love flee a deadly eruption in the Pacific Northwest. (PG-13) (1:50) MAX: Sat. 3:50 P.M. (CC)

• The Dark Knight Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’08. Christian Bale. Batman has to keep a balance between heroism and vigilantism to fight a vile criminal known as the Joker, who would plunge Gotham City into anarchy. (PG-13) (3:15) TNT: Sat. 8 P.M. (CC)

• Dark Waters ’04. Lorenzo Lamas. The creator of bioengineered sharks must destroy the escaped animals before they begin a feeding frenzy off the Florida coast. (R) (1:35) TMC: Sun. 4 A.M. (CC)

• Darling Lili Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’70. Julie Andrews. Blake Edwards’ World War I spy yarn finds a German agent falling for the Allied pilot she has been assigned to seduce. (G) (2:25) SHO: Wed. 3:50 A.M. (CC)

• Dawg Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’02. Denis Leary. In order to inherit $1 million, a heartless womanizer must seek forgiveness from his former conquests. (R) (1:25) MAX: Tue. 4:05 A.M. (CC)

• The Day the Earth Stood Still Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’08. Keanu Reeves. A woman and her stepson learn the chilling meaning behind the proclamation of an alien visitor that he is a “friend to the Earth.” (PG-13) (1:45) HBO: Sun. 8 A.M., 4:45 P.M., Thu. 1:15 P.M. (CC)

• Days of Thunder Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’90. Tom Cruise. An upstart stock-car driver goes to the edge for his manager, his brain-surgeon girlfriend and himself. (PG-13) (2:00) SPIKE: Sun. 9 A.M. (CC)

• Dazed and Confused Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’93. Jason London. Assorted teens waste another day of school before getting down to wasting summer in 1976 Austin, Texas. (R) (2:00) VH1: Sat. 10 P.M.

• D.C. Cab Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’83. Adam Baldwin. Motley Washington cabbies rally to thwart a kidnapping and save their shabby garage. (R) (1:40) MAX: Wed. 3:50 A.M. (CC)

• Dear John Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’10. Channing Tatum. Unexpected consequences await a soldier and his lover, who correspond through the mail over a period of seven tumultuous years. (PG-13) (1:50) STZ: Sun. 2:45 P.M., 10:45 P.M. (CC)

• Death at a Funeral Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’10. Keith David. Sibling rivalry, family secrets and a mysterious stranger threaten to blow the lid off the coffin when a man tries to give his late father a proper memorial. (R) (1:35) STZ: Thu. 11:15 A.M., 9 P.M., Fri. 7:40 A.M. (CC)

• Death by Engagement ’05. Sascha Knopf. Two detectives investigate the murders of women who wear the same engagement ring. (NR) (1:40) TMC: Tue. 1:05 A.M.

• Deeply Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’00. Lynn Redgrave. A teenager befriends an eccentric novelist writing a story about a woman’s escape from a remote island. (NR) (1:40) TMC: Thu. 6:35 A.M., 4:40 A.M. (CC)

• Defending Your Life Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’91. Albert Brooks. A heavenly panel must decide whether a deceased yuppie should be granted eternal happiness or be sent back to Earth. (PG) (1:55) ENC: Tue. 12:50 P.M. (CC)

• The Defiant Ones Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’58. Tony Curtis. Two men of different races, who hate each other, escape from a chain gang shackled together. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Mon. 1:15 P.M. (CC)

• Dekigokoro ’33. Takeshi Sakamoto. Silent. A brewery worker woos a beautiful young woman while antagonizing his disrespectful son. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Sun. midnight.

• Delirious Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’91. John Candy. The head writer of a soap opera dreams he’s a character in it, romancing two women in the plot. (PG) (1:40) ENC: Mon. 5:20 A.M. (CC)

• Deliverance Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’72. Jon Voight. Four Atlanta businessmen encounter unexpected terrors during a rafting trip down a raging backwoods river. (R) (2:45) CMT: Sun. 2 P.M., Tue. 4 P.M., 9 P.M., Sat. 11:45 P.M.

• Demolition Man Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’93. Sylvester Stallone. The police defrost an imprisoned ex-officer to catch an escaped convict in 2032 San Angeles. (R) (2:30) AMC: Sun. 3 P.M., Thu. 10 P.M., Fri. 5:30 P.M. (CC)

• The Devil’s Ground ’08. Daryl Hannah. Terror strikes a group of college students when they explore an American Indian burial ground. (R) (1:30) TMC: Mon. 1:50 P.M. (CC)

• Devour ’05. Jensen Ackles. Friends become increasingly addicted to a video game that has an evil agenda. (R) (2:00) FX: Tue. 8 A.M.

• Diagnosis: Death ’09. Jessica Grace Smith. Two cancer patients have supernatural encounters after taking an experimental drug. (R) (1:25) SHO: Sun. 4:20 A.M.

• Did You Hear About the Morgans? Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’09. Hugh Grant. A husband and wife get a chance to repair their crumbling marriage when, after they witness a murder, federal agents hide them in a tiny Wyoming town. (PG-13) (1:45) STZ: Mon. 5:40 A.M., Tue. 2:20 P.M., 9 P.M., Sat. 2:05 A.M. (CC)

• Dig That Uranium Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’56. Bowery Boys. The Boys buy a uranium mine and head West to claim their fortune. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Sat. 10:30 A.M.

• Disappearances Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’06. Kris Kristofferson. Desperate for money, a cattle farmer and his teenage son try to smuggle Canadian whiskey across the border. (PG-13) (1:50) SHO: Tue. 4 P.M. (CC)

• Dog Soldiers Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’02. Sean Pertwee. A pack of werewolves targets a squad of soldiers on a training exercise in the Scottish Highlands. (R) (2:00) SYFY: Sun. 9 A.M.

• Domino Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’05. Keira Knightley. Domino Harvey turns her back on wealth and privilege for the excitement of life as a bounty hunter. (R) (2:15) MAX: Sun. 6:15 P.M. (CC)

• Donnie Darko Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’01. Jake Gyllenhaal. An unusual teenager follows the instructions of the 6-foot-tall rabbit which saved his life. (R) (2:00) ENC: Mon. 12:10 P.M. (CC)

• Don’t Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’96. Shawn Wayans. A Los Angeles teen with an irresponsible father seeks guidance from a cousin whose weapons color-coordinate with his sneakers. (R) (1:35) ENC: Fri. 11:40 A.M., 9:35 P.M. (CC)

• Dracula 2000 Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’00. Christopher Plummer. A London antiques dealer travels to New Orleans to save his estranged daughter from his nemesis, Count Dracula. (R) (2:00) AMC: Tue. 2 P.M. (CC)

• Dragon Fighter ’02. Dean Cain. A genetically engineered dragon escapes from an underground laboratory and threatens to set the world ablaze. (R) (1:30) TMC: Fri. 1:30 P.M., 10 P.M. (CC)

• Dragonball: Evolution Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’09. Justin Chatwin. A young warrior must protect Earth from the vengeful Lord Piccolo by preventing seven mystical orbs from falling into Piccolo’s hands. (PG) (1:30) HBO: Mon. 11 A.M., Sat. 3 P.M. (CC)

• Drillbit Taylor Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’08. Owen Wilson. Three friends hire a homeless soldier-of-fortune to protect them from the school bully. (NR) (2:00) TBS: Sun. 10:15 A.M. (CC)

• Duck Soup Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’33. Groucho Marx. Spies intervene when Freedonia’s prime minister declares war on nearby Sylvania. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Wed. 12:30 A.M. (CC)

• The Duke Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’99. John Neville. A miserly Briton opposes his philanthropic uncle, an American cousin and the uncle’s loyal dog. (G) (1:30) STZ: Wed. 6 A.M. (CC)

• Duplicity Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’09. Julia Roberts. Spies for rival corporations carry on a clandestine love affair while trying to find the formula for a product that will earn a fortune for the company that patents it first. (PG-13) (2:15) MAX: Thu. 7:45 P.M. (CC)

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• Eddie’s Million Dollar Cook-Off Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’03. Taylor Ball. A 14-year-old baseball prodigy tries to juggle the playoffs and a cooking contest in the same day. (1:30) DIS: Fri. 2:30 A.M. (CC)

• Eden Lake ’08. Finn Atkins. A couple on a romantic weekend suffer brutal consequences after confronting a gang of youths. (R) (1:35) TMC: Sat. 9 P.M., 12:15 A.M.

• An Education Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’09. Peter Sarsgaard. In 1960s London a teenager may jeopardize her bright future when she falls under the spell of a charming, but much older, suitor. (PG-13) (1:45) STZ: Sun. 1 P.M., Tue. 10:45 A.M., 7:15 P.M. (CC)

• 8 Heads in a Duffel Bag Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’97. Joe Pesci. A mob messenger’s luggage containing grisly contents is mistakenly switched with a med student’s bag at an airport. (R) (1:40) MAX: Sun. 1:50 P.M. (CC)

• 8 Seconds Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’94. Luke Perry. An ex-bull rider trains his son, who becomes the world rodeo champion in 1987 Oklahoma. (PG-13) (1:45) HBO: Wed. 4 P.M. (CC)

• Employee of the Month Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’06. Dane Cook. The chance of a date with a beautiful new cashier sends two store clerks into fierce competition for a coveted award. (PG-13) (2:30) COMEDY: Tue. 3 P.M., Wed. 11 A.M. (CC)

• Enchanted Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’07. Amy Adams. Live action/animated. Banished by an evil queen, a princess from a fairy-tale world lands in modern Manhattan, where music, magic and “happily ever after” are sorely lacking. (PG) (2:30) ABCFAM: Sat. 10 P.M.

• Enter the Dragon Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’73. Bruce Lee. A secret agent comes to an opium lord’s island fortress with other fighters for a martial-arts tournament. (R) (2:30) AMC: Sun. 10 A.M. (CC)

• Envy Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’04. Ben Stiller. A man becomes jealous after his best friend’s invention, a spray that dissolves animal feces, brings him wealth. (PG-13) (2:00) TBS: Sun. 6:15 A.M.

• Envy Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’04. Ben Stiller. A man becomes jealous after his best friend’s invention, a spray that dissolves animal feces, brings him wealth. (PG-13) (2:00) TBS: Sun. 2 A.M. (CC)

• Erin Brockovich Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’00. Julia Roberts. A law clerk researching a client’s health case stumbles on a cover-up of a contaminated water supply in a desert town. (R) (3:00) LIFE: Sun. 11 A.M.

• The Escapist Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’08. Brian Cox. After learning that his daughter nearly died of a drug overdose, a longtime convict tries to break out of prison. (NR) (1:45) TMC: Wed. 3 P.M., Sat. 7:15 P.M.

• E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’82. Henry Thomas. A boy’s close encounter with an alien stranded on Earth leads to a unique friendship in Steven Spielberg’s Oscar-winning film. (PG) (2:00) MAX: Sun. 6 A.M. (CC)

• Everybody’s Fine Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’09. Robert De Niro. A widower sets out on a road trip to reconnect with each of his adult children, then he finds that their lives are far from perfect. (PG-13) (1:40) TMC: Tue. 7 A.M., 8 P.M. (CC)

• Executive Decision Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’96. Kurt Russell. A commando squad must conduct a midair assault upon a hijacked plane loaded with terrorists and a deadly nerve gas. (R) (3:00) AMC: Fri. 12:30 P.M. (CC)

• Exit Wounds Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’01. Steven Seagal. A tough Detroit policeman lands in a new precinct and discovers a rogue group of cops who run a drug ring. (R) (2:00) AMC: Sat. 8 P.M.

• Expired Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’07. Samantha Morton. In Los Angeles, a sensitive meter-maid and a bright-but-irritable fellow officer meet. (NR) (1:55) TMC: Mon. 3:20 A.M.

• Extraordinary Measures Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’10. Brendan Fraser. After his two youngest children contract a fatal disease, a man joins forces with an unconventional scientist in the hope of finding a cure. (PG) (1:55) SHO: Mon. 4:30 P.M., 4 A.M., Fri. 7 P.M. (CC)

• Extreme Movie ’08. Michael Cera. Stories about teens and sex involve a geek and the girl of his dreams, a chat room and a kinky relationship. (R) (1:25) SHO: Thu. 9:35 P.M.

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• Falling Down Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’93. Michael Douglas. An unemployed defense worker goes on an armed rampage on a Los Angeles police detective’s last day of work. (R) (1:55) ENC: Mon. 1:40 A.M. (CC)

• Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’07. Ioan Gruffudd. Reed, Susan, Johnny and Ben face an intergalactic messenger who has arrived to prepare Earth for destruction. (PG) (2:30) FX: Mon. 8 P.M., 10:30 P.M.

• Far and Away Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’92. Tom Cruise. An Irish farmer and his landlord’s daughter come to 1890s Boston, where he boxes and they join the Oklahoma land rush. (PG-13) (2:20) MAX: Sun. 5:20 A.M. (CC)

• The Fast and the Furious Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’01. Vin Diesel. An undercover police officer investigates a gang leader suspected of stealing electronic equipment. (PG-13) (1:50) STZ: Mon. 12:15 P.M., 9 P.M., Tue. 7:25 A.M. (CC)

• Fatal Secrets ’09. Dina Meyer. A woman seeks help from her friends after her lover becomes malicious. (R) (1:30) SHO: Thu. 2:30 P.M. (CC)

• Finding Bliss ’09. Leelee Sobieski. An unemployed filmmaker reluctantly takes a job as an editor of porno movies. (R) (1:45) SHO: Tue. 3:45 A.M. (CC)

• Firefox Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’82. Clint Eastwood. An American pilot sneaks into Russia to steal a superfast jet that runs by telepathy and is armed with nuclear weapons. (PG) (2:20) ENC: Mon. 9:50 A.M., Fri. 4 A.M. (CC)

• First Kid Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’96. Sinbad. A loud Secret Service agent understands the president’s teenage son, though most consider him difficult. (PG) (1:50) ENC: Sat. 6:20 A.M. (CC)

• The First Wives Club Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’96. Goldie Hawn. Three 50-ish college friends plot revenge after their husbands dump them for younger women. (PG) (2:00) WE: Fri. 8 P.M., 10 P.M. (CC)

• Firstborn Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’84. Teri Garr. A teen protects his divorced mother from her boyfriend, a drug dealer in a black four-wheeler. (PG-13) (1:45) SHO: Mon. 7:30 A.M. (CC)

• Five Minutes of Heaven Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’09. Liam Neeson. With peace declared in Northern Ireland, a man secretly plans to avenge his brother’s long-ago murder at the hands of a UVF gunman. (R) (1:30) SHO: Fri. 8:30 A.M. (CC)

• Flawless Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’07. Michael Caine. A janitor convinces a frustrated executive to help him steal gems from their employer, the London Diamond Corp. (PG-13) (2:00) TMC: Tue. 6 P.M., Fri. 8 A.M., 4:40 P.M. (CC)

• The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’00. Mark Addy. Young Fred Flintstone courts heiress Wilma Slaghoople, while Barney Rubble romances Betty O’Shale during a weekend in Rock Vegas. (PG) (2:00) SYFY: Thu. 3 A.M. (CC)

• Fool’s Gold Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’08. Matthew McConaughey. A treasure hunter drags his estranged wife and her boss on a quest to find 40 chests of lost Spanish gold. (PG-13) (2:00) TBS: Sat. 1:45 A.M. (CC)

• 48 HRS. Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’82. Nick Nolte. A rumpled detective gets a slick convict released into his custody for two days to help him find a murderer in San Francisco. (R) (2:00) AMC: Mon. 1:30 P.M. (CC)

• The Fountainhead Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’49. Gary Cooper. When a rogue architect learns his designs have been changed by the company that hired him, he goes to drastic measures to protect his ideals. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Thu. 7 A.M. (CC)

• Frailty Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’02. Bill Paxton. A boy tries to protect his brother after their seemingly normal father goes on a killing spree. (R) (1:40) MAX: Sun. 12:10 P.M. (CC)

• Frame of Mind ’09. Carl T. Evans. A New Jersey professor helps a detective who claims to have new evidence about the assassination of President John F. Kennedy. (NR) (1:30) TMC: Sun. 8:50 A.M., 4:50 P.M. (CC)

• Freaky Friday Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’03. Jamie Lee Curtis. Two fortune cookies cause an engaged psychotherapist and her teenage daughter to magically exchange bodies. (PG) (2:00) ABCFAM: Sat. 3 P.M.

• Freedomland Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’06. Samuel L. Jackson. A detective investigates a carjacking that resulted in the abduction of the young son of a troubled woman. (R) (2:30) FX: Fri. 10 A.M.

• Frequency Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’00. Dennis Quaid. A policeman tries to alter the past after making radio contact with his father, a firefighter who died 30 years earlier. (PG-13) (2:00) WGN-A: Sun. 1 P.M. (CC)

• The Frighteners Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’96. Michael J. Fox. Friendly ghosts help a psychic detective probe the hauntings that killed residents of a coastal California town. (R) (1:55) HBO: Thu. 3:45 A.M. (CC)

• From Hell Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’01. Johnny Depp. A Scotland Yard investigator tries to stop Jack the Ripper from butchering prostitutes in 19th-century London. (R) (2:05) MAX: Sat. 7:35 A.M. (CC)

• Frozen ’10. Emma Bell. As a winter storm approaches, three people become stranded on a chairlift high above the ground after a ski resort closes for the night. (R) (1:35) STZ: Mon. 2:05 P.M. (CC)

• Fun With Dick & Jane Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’05. Jim Carrey. After losing their jobs, an affluent couple turn to robbery to support their lifestyle. (PG-13) (2:00) TBS: Sun. 4 P.M., midnight (CC)

• Funny People Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’09. Adam Sandler. A gravely ill comic takes a struggling performer under his wing, then gets a chance to re-evaluate his life when his disease goes into remission. (R) (2:30) MAX: Thu. 5:15 P.M. (CC)

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• The Game Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’97. Michael Douglas. A control freak’s disreputable brother introduces him to a mysterious game that invades his ordered existence. (R) (2:15) SHO: Wed. midnight (CC)

• Gang Related Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’97. James Belushi. Corrupt homicide cops posing as drug dealers commit a murder and try to pin it on a local vagrant. (R) (2:00) BET: Sat. 7 P.M., 1 A.M. (CC)

• The Garden ’06. Lance Henriksen. Sinister events plague a recovering alcoholic and his troubled son at a remote ranch. (NR) (1:35) TMC: Sun. 3:15 P.M.

• Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’06. Voices of Bill Murray. Garfield follows Jon to England and gets the royal treatment after he is mistaken for the heir to a grand castle. But the feline will need all nine lives to foil the plans of evil Lord Dargis, who wants to turn the castle into a resort. (PG) (2:00) FX: Wed. 10 A.M.

• Garfield’s Fun Fest ’08. Voices of Frank Welker. Animated. The fat cat faces a serious threat at an annual competition for funniest comic strip. (NR) (2:00) TOON: Sat. 7 P.M.

• Genius Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’03. Kelly Walters. A teacher becomes increasingly involved in the life of a dyslexic student she is tutoring. (NR) (1:30) DIS: Sat. 2:30 A.M. (CC)

• Get Over It Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’01. Kirsten Dunst. After splitting up with his girlfriend, a teenager becomes interested in his best friend’s younger sister. (PG-13) (1:35) TMC: Sat. 10:40 A.M.

• Get Shorty Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’95. John Travolta. A film-loving loan shark teams with a B-movie producer to become a Hollywood mogul. (R) (1:50) ENC: Tue. 2:45 P.M., 10:20 P.M. (CC)

• Getting Even With Dad Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’94. Macaulay Culkin. An 11-year-old moves in with his ex-convict father in the confusion of a major heist. (PG) (1:55) ENC: Tue. 8:35 A.M. (CC)

• Ghost Ship Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’02. Julianna Margulies. Members of a salvage crew and a pilot board a haunted vessel found floating in the Bering Sea. (R) (2:00) SYFY: Mon. 10 P.M.

• Ghost Story Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’81. Fred Astaire. Elderly men telling ghost stories are haunted by a girl they accidentally drowned 50 years before. (R) (1:55) MAX: Thu. 4:45 A.M. (CC)

• Ghost World Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’01. Thora Birch. The lives of best friends diverge after high-school graduation and their encounter with a pathetic loner. (R) (2:00) WGN-A: Sun. 4 A.M. (CC)

• Ghosts of Mississippi Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’96. Alec Baldwin. A Mississippi prosecutor and the widow of Medgar Evers crusade to retry a white racist for the 1963 murder of the NAACP leader. (PG-13) (2:15) HBO: Wed. 5:45 P.M. (CC)

• Ghouls ’08. Kristen Renton. A college student learns about her family’s dark secret. (R) (2:00) SYFY: Sun. 3:30 A.M. (CC)

• Ginger Snaps Back: The Beginning Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’04. Katharine Isabelle. Sisters in 19th-century Canada take refuge at a remote outpost that is besieged by werewolves. (R) (2:00) SYFY: Sun. 1 P.M. (CC)

• Ginger Snaps: Unleashed ’04. Emily Perkins. A patient at a rehabilitation center tries to prevent a young woman from transforming into a werewolf. (R) (2:00) SYFY: Sun. 11 A.M.

• Glory Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’89. Matthew Broderick. Col. Robert Gould Shaw trains and leads an all-black regiment of the U.S. Civil War. (R) (2:15) TCM: Mon. 5 P.M. (CC)

• Godsend Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’04. Greg Kinnear. A scientist clones a couple’s dead son, but the boy behaves strangely after his eighth birthday. (PG-13) (2:00) WGN-A: Sun. 11 A.M. (CC)

• A Good Day to Be Black & Sexy ’08. Kathryn Taylor. A peek at black love and sexuality from between the sheets. (R) (1:35) SHO: Sun. 2:45 A.M. (CC)

• Good Dick Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’08. Marianna Palka. A creep vies for the attention of a woman who berates him. (R) (1:30) TMC: Sun. 1:45 P.M., Thu. 2:50 P.M. (CC)

• Good Hair Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’09. Comic Chris Rock explores how hairstyles affect the self-esteem, activities and relationships of African-Americans. (PG-13) (1:40) HBO: Tue. 1:30 A.M. (CC)

• GoodFellas Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’90. Robert De Niro. In the 1950s an Irish-Italian hoodlum joins the New York Mafia, but his mob career is not what he expected. (R) (3:00) SPIKE: Mon. midnight.

• The Goonies Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’85. Sean Astin. Coastal Oregon kids follow the treasure map of pirate One-Eyed Willie past his deadly traps to gold. (PG) (2:30) ABCFAM: Sun. 5:30 P.M.

• Gorillas in the Mist Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’88. Sigourney Weaver. Anthropologist Dian Fossey defends the mountain gorilla from poachers in Rwanda, Africa. (PG-13) (1:25) ENC: Fri. 6:20 A.M. (CC)

• Gran Torino Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’08. Clint Eastwood. An unlikely friendship forms between a bigoted war veteran and an Asian boy who tried to steal the man’s treasured automobile. (R) (2:00) MAX: Mon. 6 P.M., Sat. 2:10 A.M. (CC)

• Grand Theft Parsons Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’03. Johnny Knoxville. Roadie Phil Kaufman embarks on a quest to cremate the stolen remains of his longtime friend, musician Gram Parsons. (PG-13) (1:30) TMC: Tue. 11:35 P.M.

• The Great Debaters Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’07. Denzel Washington. In 1930s Texas, Mel Tolson inspires students at a predominately black college to form a debate team and strive for the national championship. (PG-13) (2:30) BET: Sun. 2 P.M., Mon. 11 A.M. (CC)

• The Greatest Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’09. Pierce Brosnan. Grief-stricken parents meet a young woman who is carrying the child of their late son. (R) (2:00) LIFE: Mon. 9 P.M. (CC)

• The Green Pastures Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’36. Rex Ingram. Old Testament stories are told from a black perspective, featuring an all-black cast. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Mon. 6 A.M. (CC)

• Green Zone Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’10. Matt Damon. An Army officer and his team of inspectors stumble upon an elaborate coverup as they hunt for weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. (R) (2:00) HBO: Sat. 8 P.M., 11:50 P.M. (CC)

• Greenberg Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’10. Ben Stiller. While taking care of his brother’s Los Angeles home, an unhappy carpenter builds a relationship with an equally lost soul. (R) (1:45) MAX: Tue. 4 P.M. (CC)

• Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’67. Spencer Tracy. Parents get to meet their daughter’s partner in biracial marriage. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Mon. 3 P.M. (CC)

• The Guilty Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’00. Bill Pullman. A rape victim and an illegitimate son threaten to destroy the career of a newly appointed judge with a shady past. (R) (1:55) MAX: Tue. 9:50 A.M. (CC)

• Gunga Din Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’39. Cary Grant. British soldiers and their water carrier face the Thugs at the Khyber Pass in 1890s India. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Tue. noon (CC)

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• Hair Show Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’04. Mo’Nique. Indebted to the Internal Revenue Service, a desperate woman must convince her estranged sister to help her win a hairstyling contest worth $50,000. (PG-13) (2:30) BET: Thu. 1 P.M. (CC)

• Half Past Dead Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’02. Steven Seagal. An undercover FBI agent battles a criminal mastermind and his team of mercenaries after they break into the new high-tech prison on Alcatraz. (PG-13) (1:45) MAX: Fri. 8:15 P.M. (CC)

• Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’88. Donald Pleasence. Dr. Loomis renews his hunt for killer Mike, who has escaped from the hospital once again. (R) (2:00) AMC: Wed. 2 P.M. (CC)

• Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’89. Donald Pleasence. Dr. Loomis meets Mike’s 9-year-old niece, who seems to know when he’s going to kill next. (R) (2:00) AMC: Wed. 4 P.M. (CC)

• Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’95. Donald Pleasence. An ancient Celtic ritual drives Dr. Loomis’ patient to sacrifice an entire family in Haddonfield, Ill. (R) (2:00) SYFY: Mon. 10:30 A.M. (CC)

• Hancock Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’08. Will Smith. A scruffy superhero protects the citizens of Los Angeles but leaves horrendous collateral damage in the wake of every well-intentioned feat. (PG-13) (2:00) FX: Tue. 8 P.M., Wed. 8 P.M.

• The Hand That Rocks the Cradle Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’92. Annabella Sciorra. To carry out her plan of revenge, an unhinged woman charms a Seattle couple into hiring her as a nanny. (R) (2:00) ENC: Mon. 8 P.M. (CC)

• Hang ‘Em High Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’68. Clint Eastwood. An innocent rancher is saved from the noose and deputized to hunt down the men who tried to hang him. (PG-13) (2:45) AMC: Sat. 12:45 P.M. (CC)

• Happy Gilmore Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’96. Adam Sandler. A powerful swing convinces a hockey player he can join the PGA tour and win back his grandmother’s repossessed house. (PG-13) (1:35) ENC: Fri. 8 P.M., 2:20 A.M., Sat. 4:05 P.M. (CC)

• Hardball Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’01. Keanu Reeves. A sports junkie agrees to coach Little League Baseball in Chicago in order to pay his gambling debts. (PG-13) (1:50) SHO: Wed. 10:25 A.M.

• Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’09. Daniel Radcliffe. Dumbledore tries to prepare Harry for the final battle with Voldemort, while Death Eaters wreak havoc in both Muggle and Wizard worlds, and tragedy looms on the horizon,. (PG) (2:35) MAX: Fri. 2:30 P.M. (CC)

• Hellboy Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’04. Ron Perlman. The son of the devil helps a top-secret organization investigate and destroy paranormal creatures. (PG-13) (2:30) FX: Sun. 3 P.M.

• Hellboy II: The Golden Army Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’08. Ron Perlman. Hellboy and his team face an underworld prince who plans to awaken a lethal army and use it to reclaim Earth for his magical kindred. (PG-13) (2:30) FX: Sun. 5:30 P.M., midnight.

• Hello, Dolly! Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’69. Barbra Streisand. A matchmaker nabs a rich Yonkers grain merchant for herself in circa-1900 New York. (G) (2:25) MAX: Mon. 5:20 A.M. (CC)

• Herbie Goes to Monte Carlo Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’77. Dean Jones. Volkswagen Herbie runs into jewel thieves and a hot little Lancia when he goes to France for a big race. (G) (2:00) TCM: Sat. noon (CC)

• Hey Hey It’s Esther Blueburger Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’08. Keisha Castle-Hughes. With help from a new friend, a misfit at a fancy private school secretly enrolls at a public school as a foreign exchange student. (PG-13) (1:45) STZ: Mon. 8:50 A.M. (CC)

• The Hills Have Thighs ’10. Sex-starved women hold a man captive in the mountains. (NR) (1:20) TMC: Sun. 1:15 A.M.

• The Hitcher Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’07. Sean Bean. Two traveling students pick up a hitchhiker, unaware that he is a serial killer who intends to pin his crimes on them. (R) (2:00) SYFY: Thu. 9 P.M., Fri. 6 P.M.

• The Hoax Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’06. Richard Gere. Clifford Irving nearly pulls off a huge media scam when he writes a fake biography of reclusive billionaire Howard Hughes and sells it to publishing giant McGraw-Hill. (R) (2:29) USA: Wed. 11:53 A.M. (CC)

• Holes Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’03. Sigourney Weaver. A boy and his friends question the motives of a woman who forces them to dig holes at a detention camp. (PG) (2:30) ABCFAM: Sun. 9:30 A.M.

• Holiday Heart Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’00. Ving Rhames. A drag queen mourning the loss of his lover takes in a drug addict and her daughter. (R) (2:00) BET: Mon. 4 P.M., 1 A.M.

• Hollywood Ending Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’02. Woody Allen. A neurotic director must work for his ex-wife in order to film his latest movie. (PG-13) (2:00) HBO: Fri. 10 A.M. (CC)

• Hollywood Sex Fantasy ’01. Robert Allen. A struggling actor gets a chance to live the life he’s always dreamed of when he takes a leading man’s place. (R) (1:30) TMC: Wed. 3 A.M. (CC)

• Home of the Giants ’07. Haley Joel Osment. A drug dealer asks a high-school basketball player to throw the big game. (PG-13) (1:45) SHO: Tue. 12:45 P.M. (CC)

• Honeydripper Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’07. Danny Glover. In an all-out effort to save his club, a man finds a drifter to play music in place of a famous guitar player. (PG-13) (2:15) SHO: Thu. 8 A.M.

• The Honeymooners Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’05. Cedric the Entertainer. New York bus driver Ralph Kramden and pal Ed Norton test their wives’ patience with moneymaking schemes that end in failure. (PG) (2:00) COMEDY: Sun. 1 P.M. (CC)

• The Hot Chick Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’02. Rob Schneider. An ancient curse causes a mean-spirited teenage girl and an incompetent male thief to switch bodies. (PG-13) (1:45) ENC: Mon. 6:15 P.M., 3:35 A.M. (CC)

• Hot Fuzz Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’07. Simon Pegg. A British constable feels certain foul play is afoot when a series of grisly accidents rocks his quiet village. (R) (2:00) COMEDY: Sat. 9:30 A.M. (CC)

• Hotel for Dogs Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’09. Emma Roberts. After moving into a foster home that forbids pets, siblings transform an abandoned hotel into a home for their pooch and a slew of stray dogs. (PG) (1:45) HBO: Tue. 3:15 P.M. (CC)

• House Party 3 Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’94. Kid ‘N Play. Kid deals with his fears of marriage, while Play feels threatened when his longtime hip-hop partner becomes engaged. (R) (2:00) COMEDY: Thu. 3:30 P.M., Fri. 11 A.M. (CC)

• Housewives From Another World ’10. Heather Vandeven. Extraterrestrials invade the bodies of three sexy tarts. (NR) (1:25) MAX: Mon. 12:05 A.M., Sat. 12:45 A.M.

• How High Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’01. Method Man. Two stoners get into Harvard University after magic marijuana enables them to ace their tests. (R) (1:35) STZ: Mon. 12:55 A.M., Tue. 5:40 P.M. (CC)

• How I Won the War Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’67. Michael Crawford. Flashbacks relate a somewhat-distorted vision of a World War II veteran’s illustrious career. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Sun. 4 A.M.

• How to Rob a Bank Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’07. Nick Stahl. Locked in a bank vault during a robbery, a thief and a customer try to figure a way to escape. (NR) (1:25) SHO: Sun. 12:05 P.M. (CC)

• Humoresque Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’46. Joan Crawford. A married socialite falls tragically in love with a classical violinist. (NR) (2:15) TCM: Fri. 10:30 A.M. (CC)

• Hurricane Season ’09. Forest Whitaker. One year after Hurricane Katrina, coach Al Collins gathers displaced students and turns them into a championship basketball team. (PG-13) (1:45) SHO: Wed. 2 P.M.

• The Hurt Locker Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’08. Jeremy Renner. Members of a bomb-disposal unit in Baghdad face increasingly perilous situations as their tour-of-duty winds down. (R) (2:15) SHO: Tue. 7:45 P.M., Fri. 9 P.M. (CC)

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• I Am Legend Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’07. Will Smith. After a man-made plague transforms Earth’s population into bloodthirsty vampires, a lone survivor desperately searches for a cure. (PG-13) (2:00) TNT: Sun. 4 P.M., midnight (CC)

• I Could Never Be Your Woman Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’07. Michelle Pfeiffer. A professional woman falls for a younger man, while her daughter falls in love for the first time. (PG-13) (1:45) HBO: Tue. 5 P.M., Sat. 1:15 P.M. (CC)

• I Do & I Don’t ’07. Jane Lynch. A young couple must endure premarital counseling with a horrible married couple. (R) (1:30) SHO: Sun. 1:30 P.M. (CC)

• I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’09. Matt Czuchry. A selfish cad jeopardizes his relationship with two close friends after throwing one of them a particularly decadent bachelor party. (R) (1:55) SHO: Sat. 2:30 A.M.

• I Spy Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’02. Eddie Murphy. A special agent and a boxing champion travel to Budapest, Hungary, to locate an arms dealer and a stealth bomber. (PG-13) (1:45) HBO: Fri. 6:15 A.M. (CC)

• I Want to Live! Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’58. Susan Hayward. Convicted of murder, drug-addicted shill and prostitute Barbara Graham lands on death row. (NR) (2:30) TCM: Sun. 8 A.M. (CC)

• Idlewild Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’06. Andr?? Benjamin. In a 1930s speakeasy, a piano player and his fellow performer try to keep their establishment out of hoodlums’ hands. (R) (2:30) BET: Tue. 1 P.M. (CC)

• I’m No Angel Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’33. Mae West. A sideshow performer in a one-ring circus sues her boyfriend for breach of promise. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Sun. 10:30 A.M.

• In the Army Now Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’94. Pauly Shore. Soon after joining the Reserves, two buddies are called to active duty in Africa. (PG) (2:15) CMT: Thu. 9 P.M., Fri. 4:30 P.M.

• In the Heat of the Night Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’67. Sidney Poitier. A black Philadelphia detective helps a white Mississippi sheriff solve a murder. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Sun. 8 P.M. (CC)

• In the Land of Women Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’07. Adam Brody. After a bad breakup leaves him heartbroken, a young man moves in with his ailing grandmother and gets involved with the family across the street. (PG-13) (2:00) LIFE: Sat. 5 P.M. (CC)

• Independence Day Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’96. Will Smith. A fighter pilot, a computer whiz and others fight back after 15-mile-wide alien ships zap Earth’s major cities. (PG-13) (2:30) MAX: Tue. 7:30 P.M., Sat. 9:40 A.M., 5:40 P.M. (CC)

• Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’08. Harrison Ford. Indy and a young adventurer must ferret out a powerful artifact and keep it out of the hands of a deadly Soviet agent. (PG-13) (2:38) USA: Tue. 7:22 P.M., Wed. 2:22 P.M. (CC)

• Inglourious Basterds Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’09. Brad Pitt. An Allied officer and his team of Jewish-American soldiers join forces with a German actress and undercover agent to take down the leaders of the Third Reich. (R) (2:35) SHO: Mon. 6:25 P.M.

• Inside Man Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’06. Denzel Washington. An enigmatic woman threatens to push past the breaking point a volatile game between a bank robber and a detective. (R) (2:30) USA: Wed. 11 P.M., 1:30 A.M. (CC)

• The Insider Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’99. Al Pacino. Former tobacco researcher Jeffrey Wigand blows the whistle about the industry to “60 Minutes” anchor Mike Wallace. (R) (2:40) STZ: Wed. 11:10 A.M., 10:50 P.M. (CC)

• The International Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’09. Clive Owen. An Interpol agent and a New York prosecutor join forces to shut down a powerful bank’s funding of terrorism. (R) (2:00) STZ: Thu. 12:25 A.M., Fri. 5:05 P.M. (CC)

• Iron Man Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’08. Robert Downey Jr. A wealthy industrialist builds an armored suit and uses it to defeat criminals and terrorists. (PG-13) (3:00) FX: Sun. 8 P.M., Wed. 10 P.M., Thu. 5 P.M.

• It Should Happen to You Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’54. Judy Holliday. An executive and a filmmaker woo a model famous for having her name on a billboard. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Sun. noon.

• It’s a Great Feeling Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’49. Dennis Morgan. A parody of the movie business, complete with star cameos. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Thu. 9 A.M.

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• The Jackal Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’97. Bruce Willis. A jailed IRA operative helps the FBI track a masterful assassin about to perform a political killing. (R) (2:10) MAX: Wed. 12:30 P.M. (CC)

• The Jacket Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’05. Adrien Brody. Cared for by a physician, an amnesiac Gulf War veteran has violent flashbacks and visions of the future. (R) (1:50) STZ: Wed. 3:45 P.M. (CC)

• Jackie Brown Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’97. Pam Grier. A bail bondsman helps a smuggler frame her boss, an arms dealer who plans to kill her. (R) (2:35) ENC: Thu. 1:15 A.M. (CC)

• The Janky Promoters Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’09. Ice Cube. Two shady concert promoters get in over their heads when they try to organize a concert headlined by rapper Young Jeezy. (R) (1:30) SHO: Fri. 2:30 P.M. (CC)

• Jason and the Argonauts Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’63. Todd Armstrong. The Greek hero sails through Harpies and clashing rocks to the Golden Fleece, guarded by the Hydra. (G) (2:00) TCM: Sat. 4 P.M. (CC)

• Jaws Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’75. Roy Scheider. A New England police chief, a shark hunter and a scientist have a showdown with a huge white shark. (PG) (2:10) ENC: Sun. 11:05 A.M. (CC)

• Jersey Girl Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’04. Ben Affleck. A young woman changes the life of a single father who used to be a successful New York music publicist. (PG-13) (2:00) TBS: Sat. 3:45 A.M. (CC)

• Jim Thorpe, All American Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’51. Burt Lancaster. Coach Pop Warner recalls the Oklahoma Indian forced to return his medals from the 1912 Olympics. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Mon. 9:15 A.M. (CC)

• The Jimmy Show Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’02. Frank Whaley. An aspiring comedian works in a grocery store and performs his stand-up routine at a New Jersey club. (R) (1:45) TMC: Sat. 3:45 P.M. (CC)

• Joan Rivers: A Piece of Work Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’10. Filmmakers Ricki Stern and Annie Sundberg document a year in the life of the comedy pioneer as she works tirelessly to keep her career thriving in a youth-driven culture. (R) (1:25) SHO: Mon. 3:05 P.M.

• John Loves Mary Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’49. Ronald Reagan. A GI’s fiancee resents his marriage of convenience to a buddy’s English girlfriend. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Thu. 10:30 A.M.

• Journey to the Center of the Earth Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’59. Pat Boone. Jules Verne’s professor Lindenbrook leads an expedition through monsters, mushrooms and a magnetic storm. (G) (3:00) AMC: Tue. 9 A.M. (CC)

• Joy Ride 2: Dead Ahead Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’08. Nicki Aycox. Young travelers become the target of a psycho after they unknowingly take his car. (NR) (2:00) SYFY: Thu. 7 P.M. (CC)

• Jurassic Park III Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’01. Sam Neill. A paleontologist and a couple outrun cloned dinosaurs after their plane crashes on an island. (PG-13) (2:02) USA: Sat. 4 P.M.

• Juwanna Mann Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’02. Miguel A. N????ez. Jr. Banned from the NBA, a basketball player dresses in drag in order to play in a woman’s league. (PG-13) (1:30) HBO: Wed. 2 P.M. (CC)

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• K-9 Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’89. James Belushi. A police detective with a girlfriend gets stuck with a new partner, a German shepherd dog. (PG-13) (1:45) ENC: Wed. 6:15 P.M. (CC)

• Kermit’s Swamp Years Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’02. Voices of Steve Whitmire. Young Kermit, Goggles and Croaker venture out into the world for the first time. (G) (1:25) ENC: Wed. 8:10 A.M. (CC)

• Kill Bill: Vol. 1 Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’03. Uma Thurman. Awaking from a coma, an assassin seeks vengeance against her former boss and his ruthless gang. (R) (2:15) TNT: Fri. 8 P.M., Sat. noon (CC)

• Kill Bill: Vol. 2 Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’04. Uma Thurman. Before confronting her former boss, an assassin goes after the man’s younger brother and her one-eyed counterpart. (R) (2:45) TNT: Fri. 10:15 P.M., Sat. 2:15 P.M. (CC)

• Killshot ’09. Diane Lane. A veteran assassin and his young partner pursue a couple who stumbled upon an extortion scheme and entered the Witness Protection Program. (R) (1:35) TMC: Sun. 12:10 P.M., 6:20 P.M., Wed. 6:15 P.M.

• King of Hearts Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’66. Alan Bates. Freed asylum inmates impede a World War I soldier trying to defuse a bomb in their French village. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Sun. 2 A.M.

• The Kissing Bandit Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’49. Frank Sinatra. A Boston milquetoast goes West and takes his father’s place as leader of an outlaw gang. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Fri. 12:45 P.M. (CC)

• Knights of the Round Table Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’53. Robert Taylor. Sir Gawain meets the Green Knight, Sir Percival seeks the Holy Grail, and King Arthur’s Guinevere loves Sir Lancelot. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Mon. 3 A.M. (CC)

• Knowing Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’09. Nicolas Cage. A professor and his son obtain an encoded time-capsule document that lists every major disaster over the past 50 years and predicts a future global calamity. (PG-13) (2:00) SHO: Wed. 6 P.M. (CC)

• Knute Rockne, All American Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’40. Pat O’Brien. Coach Rockne leads Notre Dame to gridiron greatness with star player George “The Gipper” Gipp. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Sat. 1:30 A.M. (CC)

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• The Last Challenge Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’67. Glenn Ford. A gunfighter-turned-marshal restores peace in a town upset by a trigger-happy youth. (NR) (2:15) AMC: Sat. 10:30 A.M. (CC)

• The Last House on the Left Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’09. Tony Goldwyn. After their daughter is assaulted and left for dead, a couple take revenge on the assailants, who have taken shelter at the couple’s house. (R) (1:55) HBO: Mon. 11:30 P.M., Sat. 3:45 A.M. (CC)

• Last of the Red Hot Lovers Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’72. Alan Arkin. The balding, middle-aged owner of a seafood restaurant makes three awkward attempts at extramarital romance. (PG) (1:40) TMC: Wed. 6 A.M. (CC)

• The Last Wagon Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’56. Richard Widmark. Six teens from a wagon train survive an Indian attack with a trapper wanted for murder. (NR) (1:40) MAX: Wed. 5:30 A.M. (CC)

• Law Abiding Citizen Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’09. Jamie Foxx. Ten years after his wife and child die in a home invasion, a man carries out an elaborate plot against the prosecutor who cut a deal with one of the killers. (R) (2:00) STZ: Tue. 4 A.M., Wed. 1:50 P.M., 9 P.M. (CC)

• Le Mans Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’71. Steve McQueen. A U.S. driver loves another driver’s widow and meets his European rival in the 24-hour Grand Prix race. (G) (2:00) TCM: Sat. 2 P.M.

• The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’03. Sean Connery. Allan Quatermain, Capt. Nemo, Dorian Gray, Dr. Jekyll, Tom Sawyer and others unite to stop a mad bomber. (PG-13) (2:30) AMC: Sun. 5:30 P.M. (CC)

• Legal Eagles Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’86. Robert Redford. An assistant New York district attorney works and flirts with his adversary and her kooky artist client. (PG) (2:00) ENC: Thu. 6:20 A.M. (CC)

• Legally Blondes ’09. Milly Rosso. British twin sisters experience culture shock when they attend school in California. (PG) (1:40) DIS: Tue. 8 P.M.

• Let’s Go to Prison Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’06. Dax Shepard. After learning that the son of the judge who put him away is in jail, an ex-con gets himself sent back to prison so he can make the man’s life miserable. (NR) (2:00) COMEDY: Fri. 3:30 P.M., Sat. 11:30 A.M. (CC)

• Liar Liar Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’97. Jim Carrey. A boy’s birthday wish comes true that his neglectful father, a fast-talking lawyer, will not be able to tell a lie for 24 hours. (PG-13) (2:00) ABCFAM: Thu. 8 P.M.

• The Liberation of L.B. Jones Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’70. Lee J. Cobb. A wealthy undertaker seeks to engage a respected lawyer to represent him in a divorce action against his young wife. (R) (2:00) TCM: Sun. 10 P.M.

• Life During Wartime Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’09. Shirley Henderson. Ten years after going through traumatic personal crises, three sisters still find it difficult to move on with their lives and find real happiness. (R) (1:45) TMC: Mon. 12:15 A.M., Fri. 1:05 A.M. (CC)

• Lightning ??? The White Stallion Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’86. Mickey Rooney. A gambler loses a racehorse only one girl can ride, and that girl is slowly going blind. (PG) (1:40) TMC: Sat. 9 A.M.

• Little Caesar Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’30. Edward G. Robinson. A small-time hoodlum shoots his way up the underworld ladder. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Fri. 11:15 P.M. (CC)

• Lonely Street ’09. Jay Mohr. A private investigator becomes the prime suspect in the murder of a snoopy reporter. (R) (1:35) TMC: Mon. 12:15 P.M.

• The Long Kiss Goodnight Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’96. Geena Davis. Former cohorts come after a small-town New England mom who gradually remembers her past as a government assassin. (R) (2:05) ENC: Thu. 12:15 P.M., 11:10 P.M. (CC)

• The Long Walk Home Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’90. Whoopi Goldberg. A black maid’s plan to walk 10 miles to work sparks changes in her relationship with her white employer. (PG) (2:00) BET: Sun. noon (CC)

• Looking for Eric Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’09. Steve Evets. With his life in chaos, a melancholy postal worker unexpectedly gets a helping hand from his idol, Manchester United player Eric Cantona. (NR) (2:00) TMC: Wed. 11 A.M. (CC)

• The Lookout Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’07. Joseph Gordon-Levitt. A brain-damaged former athlete finds himself pulled into a heist at the bank where he works as a janitor. (R) (2:00) USA: Tue. 2 A.M., Wed. 9:54 A.M. (CC)

• Lord of the G-Strings ’03. Misty Mundae. A wizard sends three sexy Throbbits on a mission to destroy an artifact that grants its bearers untold pleasures. (R) (1:30) TMC: Thu. 1:15 A.M. (CC)

• The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’01. Elijah Wood. A chosen hobbit and his loyal friends join a wizard, humans, a dwarf and an elf on a quest to destroy a powerful ring and defeat an evil lord. (PG-13) (3:05) ENC: Sun. 1:15 P.M., 9:40 P.M., Wed. 9:35 A.M., 8 P.M. (CC)

• Loser Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’00. Jason Biggs. A lonely college student falls for a classmate who has eyes for her much older English professor. (PG-13) (2:00) COMEDY: Sun. 9 A.M. (CC)

• Lost in Space Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’98. William Hurt. Villains complicate a family’s 2058 spaceship journey to a distant habitable planet. (PG-13) (3:00) FX: Tue. 12:30 P.M.

• Love & Basketball Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’00. Sanaa Lathan. From childhood to early adulthood, two friends fall in love while trying to establish basketball careers. (PG-13) (2:30) BET: Fri. 9:30 P.M., Sat. 4:30 P.M. (CC)

• Love for Sale ’08. Jackie Long. A deliveryman lands in hot water when a seductive woman pays for his companionship. (R) (2:30) BET: Tue. 1 A.M., Wed. 1 P.M. (CC)

• The Love Guru Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’08. Mike Myers. An American-born swami must get a hockey player’s marriage back on track so the man can help his team win the Stanley Cup. (PG-13) (1:45) TBS: Sun. 2:15 P.M. (CC)

• Love Potion No. 9 Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’92. Tate Donovan. A shy biochemist and a shy biologist become a couple with sex appeal thanks to a Gypsy’s potion. (PG-13) (1:40) MAX: Thu. 3:35 P.M. (CC)

• Lovely & Amazing Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’01. Catherine Keener. A woman and her two daughters deal with insecurities about their appearance, weight and careers. (R) (1:35) HBO: Wed. 4:40 A.M. (CC)

• Lower Learning ’08. Jason Biggs. The vice principal of an elementary school rallies the lazy teachers and tries to expose the principal’s corruption. (R) (1:50) TMC: Tue. 12:10 P.M. (CC)

• Lucky You Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’07. Eric Bana. A poker player tries balancing a love affair with his aim for a slot in the world championship game. (PG-13) (2:30) LIFE: Sat. noon (CC)

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• Mad Max Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’79. Mel Gibson. In an Australia of the not-too-distant future, a police officer strikes back against motorized menaces to what is left of society after a nuclear holocaust. (R) (1:35) ENC: Fri. 11:10 P.M. (CC)

• Made in Jamaica ’06. Filmmaker J??r??me Laperrousaz examines the influence of reggae on popular culture. (NR) (1:45) TMC: Mon. 4:55 P.M., 5:15 A.M., Thu. 8:15 A.M.

• Madeline Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’98. Frances McDormand. A fearless French orphan involves her schoolmates and headmistress in a series of misadventures. (PG) (1:30) STZ: Fri. 6:10 A.M. (CC)

• The Maiden Heist ’09. Morgan Freeman. When a new curator decides to replace the institution’s entire collection, museum guards plan to steal their favorite works of art. (PG-13) (1:35) STZ: Fri. 3:30 P.M. (CC)

• Mamma Mia! Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’08. Meryl Streep. Hoping to meet her real father and have him walk her down the aisle, a bride secretly invites three men from her mother’s past to come to the wedding. (PG-13) (2:15) TBS: Fri. 8 P.M., Sat. 8 P.M.

• Man of the House Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’05. Tommy Lee Jones. A taciturn Texas Ranger goes under cover as a coach to protect a group of college cheerleaders who witnessed a murder. (PG-13) (2:00) FX: Mon. 5 P.M.

• Marley & Me Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’08. Owen Wilson. Newlyweds John and Jenny Grogan adopt a playful puppy named Marley, who soon grows into an incorrigible handful. (PG) (2:00) MAX: Wed. 2:40 P.M. (CC)

• The Mask of Zorro Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’98. Antonio Banderas. The fabled avenger trains an uncouth protege to drive a Spanish tyrant out of California once and for all. (PG-13) (3:00) FX: Sat. 10 A.M.

• The Master of Disguise Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’02. Dana Carvey. A genial waiter tries to rescue his parents from a criminal mastermind by assuming various identities. (PG) (1:25) STZ: Sat. 12:10 P.M. (CC)

• Matilda Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’96. Mara Wilson. A little girl develops extraordinary mental abilities, despite neglectful parents and a brutal headmistress. (PG) (2:00) ABCFAM: Sun. 8 P.M.

• The Matrix Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’99. Keanu Reeves. A computer hacker joins forces with rebel warriors to battle a malevolent cyberintelligence. (R) (2:55) TNT: Sat. 11:15 P.M. (CC)

• The Matrix Reloaded Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’03. Keanu Reeves. Freedom fighters use extraordinary skills and weaponry to revolt against machines. (R) (2:50) TNT: Sat. 2:10 A.M. (CC)

• May Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’02. Angela Bettis. Unable to make friends, a young woman goes on a killing spree and assembles body parts to construct a companion. (R) (1:35) MAX: Tue. 2:30 A.M. (CC)

• The Mayor of Hell Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’33. James Cagney. A nurse inspires a gangster to clean up a reform school. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Fri. 12:45 A.M. (CC)

• Mean Girls Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’04. Lindsay Lohan. Attending high school for the first time, a teenager becomes friends with three popular but manipulative students. (PG-13) (2:00) ABCFAM: Sat. 8 P.M.

• Meet the Fockers Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’04. Robert De Niro. A man fears the worst when he accompanies his fiancee’s uptight father and mother to meet his free-spirited mom and dad. (PG-13) (2:00) TBS: Sun. 8 P.M., 10 P.M. (CC)

• Meet the Parents Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’00. Robert De Niro. When a woman brings her boyfriend home for her sister’s wedding, her father, a former CIA agent, takes an instant dislike to him. (PG-13) (2:00) TBS: Sun. 6 P.M. (CC)

• Megafault ’09. Brittany Murphy. A seismologist and a miner work together to stop a massive earthquake from destroying the world. (PG-13) (2:00) SYFY: Sat. 11 P.M. (CC)

• Men in Black II Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’02. Tommy Lee Jones. Two interstellar agents try to stop an alien disguised as a lingerie model from destroying the world. (PG-13) (1:30) HBO: Tue. 11:30 A.M., Sat. 6:30 P.M. (CC)

• Men of Honor Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’00. Robert De Niro. The U.S. Navy’s first black diver battles a salty chief, racial prejudice and a crippling setback. (R) (3:00) FX: Sun. 10 A.M.

• Menace II Society Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’93. Tyrin Turner. Crime, street sense and the status quo roil the mind of a teenager in the Watts section of Los Angeles. (R) (2:00) BET: Fri. 1 P.M., 1 A.M. (CC)

• The Messenger Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’09. Ben Foster. A soldier struggles with an ethical problem when he gets involved with a fallen comrade’s widow. (R) (2:00) TMC: Wed. 1 P.M., 11:05 P.M. (CC)

• Middle of Nowhere Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’08. Susan Sarandon. While staying with his uncle for the summer, a troubled teen partners with an aspiring doctor to sell marijuana. (R) (1:35) SHO: Thu. 8 P.M., 4:45 A.M. (CC)

• The Midnight Meat Train Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’08. Bradley Cooper. A photographer descends into the realm of pure evil when he becomes fascinated with a serial killer who preys on late-night subway commuters. (NR) (2:00) SYFY: Thu. 11 P.M. (CC)

• Midway Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’76. Charlton Heston. Cracking a Japanese code leads Adm. Nimitz and Navy officers to Yamamoto’s fleet in the Battle of Midway, June 1942. (PG) (2:15) TCM: Wed. 4:45 A.M.

• Miss Conception ’08. Heather Graham. Hearing her biological clock ticking away, a woman seeks the perfect man to father her child. (R) (1:45) TMC: Tue. 2:30 P.M.

• Miss Congeniality Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’00. Sandra Bullock. An image consultant transforms a tomboyish FBI agent into a beauty queen so she can work under cover. (PG-13) (2:30) WE: Tue. 8 P.M., 10:30 P.M. (CC)

• Mr. Blandings Builds His Dream House Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’48. Cary Grant. A New York adman and his calm wife buy a big old fixer-upper in rural Connecticut. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Sun. 4:15 P.M. (CC)

• The Mistress of Spices Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’05. Aishwarya Rai. A woman who harnesses magic powers from spices falls for a hunky architect. (PG-13) (1:45) HBO: Thu. 6:45 P.M. (CC)

• Monster’s Ball Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’01. Billy Bob Thornton. A racist prison-guard has an intense affair with a black woman after her husband dies on death row. (R) (1:55) HBO: Sun. 2:30 A.M. (CC)

• Monsters vs. Aliens Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’09. Voices of Reese Witherspoon. Animated. A giant woman, a bug-headed scientist and a gelatinous mass are among the ragtag monsters that must defend Earth from a rampaging alien robot. (PG) (1:45) HBO: Mon. 9:15 A.M., 6:15 P.M., Thu. 7:45 A.M., 5 P.M. (CC)

• Moon Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’09. Sam Rockwell. As his three-year shift draws to a close, the sole human at a lunar mining facility encounters a younger version of himself. (R) (1:45) ENC: Wed. 2:45 A.M. (CC)

• Moonlight Mile Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’02. Jake Gyllenhaal. After the murder of his fiancee, a young man bonds with her parents, then falls for another woman. (PG-13) (2:00) STZ: Thu. 12:50 P.M. (CC)

• Mother Ghost ’02. Mark Thompson. Mourning the death of his mother, a man finds a piece of her jewelry that changes his life. (NR) (1:30) SHO: Tue. 11:15 A.M.

• Mother’s Boys Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’94. Jamie Lee Curtis. A deserter returns to Los Angeles, determined to win back her husband and three sons. (R) (1:40) ENC: Fri. 10 A.M. (CC)

• Mouse Hunt Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’97. Nathan Lane. Brothers inherit a dilapidated mansion inhabited by a resourceful rodent that refuses to leave. (PG) (1:45) MAX: Thu. noon (CC)

• Murder by Death Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’76. Peter Falk. A bored millionaire invites a gumshoe, a Chinese detective and other famous literary sleuths to his mansion to solve the perfect crime. (PG) (1:45) TCM: Thu. midnight (CC)

• My Daughter’s Secret ’07. Jennifer Grant. After her jewelry store is robbed, a single mother notices her daughter’s strange behavior. (NR) (2:00) LIFE: Thu. 9 P.M. (CC)

• My First Mister Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’01. Albert Brooks. A teen with a penchant for morbid poetry forms a unique bond with her stuffy employer at an upscale clothing store. (R) (2:00) SHO: Mon. 11 A.M., Sat. 4:25 A.M.

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• Napoleon Dynamite Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’04. Jon Heder. A gawky teenager from an odd family helps his new friend run for class president against a popular student. (PG) (2:00) COMEDY: Sun. 5 P.M., Mon. 3:30 P.M. (CC)

• National Lampoon’s European Vacation Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’85. Chevy Chase. The Chicago Griswolds win a grand tour and head for the Old World to soak up culture. (PG-13) (1:40) MAX: Thu. 8:50 A.M. (CC)

• National Lampoon’s Van Wilder Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’02. Ryan Reynolds. An underachieving collegian needs money to stay in school after his father cuts off his funds. (R) (1:35) SHO: Fri. 2:35 A.M.

• National Security Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’03. Martin Lawrence. Two Los Angeles security guards try to stop a criminal mastermind and his gang of robbers. (PG-13) (1:30) MAX: Mon. 1:15 P.M. (CC)

• Never Cry Werewolf ’08. Kevin Sorbo. A hunter and a delivery boy help a 16-year-old investigate her mysterious new neighbor. (NR) (2:00) SYFY: Sun. 3 P.M. (CC)

• Next Day Air Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’09. Donald Faison. A courier lands in the middle of a drug deal gone awry when he accidentally delivers a box of cocaine to the wrong address. (R) (1:30) TMC: Sun. 11:45 P.M. (CC)

• Night and Day Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’46. Cary Grant. Ivy League songwriter Cole Porter joins World War I, marries a rich British nurse and returns to Broadway. (NR) (2:15) TCM: Tue. 4:15 P.M. (CC)

• Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’09. Ben Stiller. Larry Daley joins forces with Teddy Roosevelt, Amelia Earhart and others to prevent four of history’s worst villains from conquering the world. (PG) (1:45) HBO: Mon. 4:30 P.M., Sat. 11:30 A.M., 10 P.M. (CC)

• Night Falls on Manhattan Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’97. Andy Garcia. A fledgling district attorney’s probe of a New York Police Department scandal may implicate his father. (R) (2:00) HBO: Fri. 4:15 A.M. (CC)

• No Other Woman Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’33. Irene Dunne. After his wife engineers his rise to millionaire status, a steelworker finds it hard to cope with his newfound wealth. (NR) (1:15) TCM: Fri. 7:45 A.M. (CC)

• Nobel Son ’07. Alan Rickman. The son of an arrogant, prize-winning scientist is kidnapped by a young man who claims to be the scientist’s illegitimate offspring. (R) (2:00) SHO: Sun. 3 P.M., Fri. 4 P.M.

• NYC: Tornado Terror ’08. Nicole de Boer. A meteorologist and her husband must prevent devastating tornadoes from destroying New York. (NR) (2:00) SYFY: Sat. 1 P.M. (CC)

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• The Objective Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’08. Jonas Ball. Members of an elite military squad encounter an ancient evil during a mission in Afghanistan. (NR) (1:35) TMC: Sun. 5:35 A.M. (CC)

• Ocean’s Eleven Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’01. George Clooney. A parolee organizes a gang to steal $150 million from three Las Vegas casinos in a single heist. (PG-13) (2:00) MAX: Wed. 6:30 P.M. (CC)

• Old Dogs Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’09. John Travolta. While preparing for an important business deal, two clueless bachelors become the unexpected caretakers of twin children. (PG) (1:35) STZ: Sat. 8:35 A.M., 7:30 P.M., 3:50 A.M. (CC)

• Old School Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’03. Luke Wilson. Three friends try to recapture the fun of their college years by starting their own off-campus fraternity. (R) (1:30) MAX: Mon. 4:30 P.M. (CC)

• Once Upon a Time in Mexico Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’03. Antonio Banderas. A corrupt CIA agent recruits a tormented gunman to stop conspirators from assassinating the president of Mexico. (R) (2:00) AMC: Thu. 8 P.M., Fri. 3:30 P.M.

• The One That Got Away Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’58. Hardy Kruger. A captured German pilot aims to escape from the British; he gets his chance in Canada. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Sat. 8:30 A.M.

• Only Angels Have Wings Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’39. Cary Grant. A sassy chorus girl falls in love with a seat-of-the-pants pilot in South America. (NR) (2:15) TCM: Tue. 2 P.M. (CC)

• Open Graves ’09. Eliza Dushku. American students in Spain start to die when they play a board game. (R) (2:00) SYFY: Mon. 8:30 A.M. (CC)

• Orphan Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’09. Vera Farmiga. A series of alarming events leads a woman to believe that something evil lurks behind the angelic face of her recently adopted daughter. (R) (2:05) MAX: Mon. 3:15 A.M. (CC)

• The Other Man ’08. Liam Neeson. A man discovers his wife is having an affair. (R) (1:30) SHO: Tue. 2:30 P.M. (CC)

• The Other Side of the Tracks ’08. Brendan Fehr. A young man struggles with memories of his girlfriend’s death in a train accident. (PG-13) (1:35) TMC: Fri. 6:25 A.M., 11:30 P.M. (CC)

• Otis ’08. Daniel Stern. A man and his wife seek revenge after their daughter escapes from the clutches of a serial killer. (NR) (2:15) AMC: Fri. 2:15 A.M. (CC)

• Out of Time Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’03. Denzel Washington. Considered a suspect in a deadly arson, a police chief must cover his tracks while trying to prove his innocence. (PG-13) (2:00) TBS: Mon. 3 A.M. (CC)

• Outlander Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’08. James Caviezel. An alien soldier crashes on Earth during the time of the the Vikings and blends his technology with theirs to hunt his enemy. (R) (2:00) TMC: Fri. 11:30 A.M., 8 P.M. (CC)

• Outrageous! Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’77. Craig Russell. A gay Toronto hairdresser and his pregnant, eccentric roommate share trials and triumphs. (R) (1:40) SHO: Tue. 6 A.M. (CC)

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• Paid in Full Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’02. Wood Harris. A dry cleaner’s delivery boy becomes one of the most powerful drug dealers in 1980s Harlem. Based on a true story. (R) (2:00) BET: Wed. 8 P.M., 1 A.M. (CC)

• The Parent Trap Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’98. Lindsay Lohan. An 11-year-old meets her California twin, and they plot to reunite their divorced parents. (PG) (3:00) ABCFAM: Sat. 5 P.M.

• Passengers Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’08. Anne Hathaway. A therapist suspects that a plane-crash survivor knows more about the accident’s cause and the fates of his fellow survivors than he is admitting. (PG-13) (1:35) ENC: Wed. 12:35 P.M. (CC)

• The Peacemaker Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’97. George Clooney. A scientist and an Army Special Forces colonel travel the globe in pursuit of stolen nuclear weapons. (R) (2:05) MAX: Wed. 1:15 A.M. (CC)

• The Pelican Brief Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’93. Julia Roberts. A Washington reporter helps an on-the-run law student who knows too much about a government cover-up. (PG-13) (3:00) WE: Sat. 1 A.M. (CC)

• Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’10. Logan Lerman. After learning he is the son of Poseidon, a youth must prevent a war among the gods and rescue his mother from Hades, king of the underworld. (PG) (2:00) HBO: Mon. 9 P.M., Fri. 8 A.M., 4:30 P.M. (CC)

• A Perfect Getaway Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’09. Steve Zahn. Newlyweds find terror in paradise when they encounter other hikers who claim that some tourists were found brutally murdered. (R) (1:40) HBO: Fri. 1:30 A.M. (CC)

• A Perfect World Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’93. Kevin Costner. A Texas Ranger hunts an escaped convict who takes a 7-year-old boy hostage in 1963. (PG-13) (2:20) ENC: Sun. 6:30 A.M. (CC)

• Pilgrim Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’99. Ray Liotta. A beautiful artist helps an amnesiac piece together his identity and evade a gangster on his trail. (R) (1:45) TMC: Tue. 4:15 P.M.

• The Pink Panther Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’64. Peter Sellers. Clumsy Inspector Jacques Clouseau chases a jewel thief and his nephew. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Thu. 8 P.M. (CC)

• The Pink Panther Strikes Again Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’76. Peter Sellers. Inspector Clouseau’s on the trail of his ex-boss, out to destroy the world. (PG) (2:00) TCM: Thu. 4 A.M. (CC)

• Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’03. Johnny Depp. A swashbuckler must rescue a governor’s daughter from a pirate and his mates, who turn into skeletons by moonlight. (PG-13) (3:00) ABCFAM: Sun. noon.

• Pitch Black Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’00. Radha Mitchell. After crash landing on a distant planet, survivors must fight deadly creatures that come out only at night. (R) (2:30) AMC: Sun. 1 A.M., Mon. 5:30 P.M. (CC)

• The Poker House ’08. Selma Blair. Agnes and her two sisters struggle through a day in a home overrun by gamblers, thieves, and johns. (R) (1:35) SHO: Wed. 2:15 A.M.

• Police Academy Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’84. Steve Guttenberg. The new mayor’s policy puts badges on misfits: one has a police record; another does vocal sound effects. (R) (1:45) ENC: Thu. 8:20 A.M., 8 P.M. (CC)

• Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’85. Steve Guttenberg. The zany graduates attempt to stop rampant acts of vandalism when they take to the meanest beat on the streets. (PG-13) (1:30) ENC: Thu. 9:40 P.M. (CC)

• Poliwood Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’09. Filmmaker Barry Levinson follows celebrities to the 2008 Democratic and Republican National Conventions. (NR) (1:35) SHO: Tue. 7:40 A.M.

• Poltergeist II: The Other Side Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’86. JoBeth Williams. An American Indian helps a broke and homeless family, once again prey to a poltergeist. (PG-13) (1:30) MAX: Wed. 7 A.M. (CC)

• Poltergeist III Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’88. Tom Skerritt. Destructive demons follow a little girl sent to live with her aunt and uncle in a Chicago high-rise. (PG-13) (1:40) MAX: Wed. 8:30 A.M. (CC)

• Pontypool Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’08. Stephen McHattie. A disc jockey barricades himself in a basement radio station and tries to spread the word about a virus, spread through language, that turns people into zombies. (NR) (1:40) TMC: Sun. 7:10 A.M. (CC)

• Post Grad Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’09. Alexis Bledel. An optimistic graduate gets a rude awakening when she fails to find a job and must move back in with her eccentric family. (PG-13) (1:30) MAX: Sun. 4:45 P.M., Thu. 10:30 A.M. (CC)

• Predator Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’87. Arnold Schwarzenegger. A sneaky alien monster attacks commandos on a jungle mission in South America. (R) (2:30) AMC: Sun. 12:30 P.M. (CC)

• A President to Remember: In the Company of John F. Kennedy Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’08. Narrated by Alec Baldwin. Filmmaker Robert Drew captures intimate moments of President John F. Kennedy and his family. (NR) (1:30) HBO: Thu. 9:30 P.M. (CC)

• Pride and Glory Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’08. Edward Norton. Duty and family loyalties come into conflict when a detective and his brother-in-law probe a failed drug bust in which a fellow cop and family member lost four men. (R) (2:15) HBO: Thu. 12:30 A.M. (CC)

• The Prince & Me 2: The Royal Wedding ’06. Luke Mably. A handsome Danish prince learns he must abdicate his throne if he marries a commoner. (PG) (1:40) TMC: Thu. 4:20 P.M. (CC)

• Prince Valiant Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’54. James Mason. The comic-strip hero, an exiled Viking, joins King Arthur’s Camelot and unmasks the Black Knight. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Mon. 1:15 A.M.

• The Princess and the Frog Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’09. Voices of Anika Noni Rose. Animated. A fateful kiss leads a young woman and a royal amphibian on an adventure through the bayous of Louisiana. (G) (1:45) STZ: Sun. 11:15 A.M., 9 P.M. (CC)

• The Princess Bride Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’87. Cary Elwes. A storybook stableboy turns pirate and rescues his beloved, who is about to marry a dreadful prince. (PG) (2:00) AMC: Sat. 4 A.M. (CC)

• The Princess Diaries Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’01. Julie Andrews. A woman gives etiquette lessons to her reluctant granddaughter who is heir apparent to a throne. (G) (2:00) E!: Sun. noon.

• Project X Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’87. Matthew Broderick. While working on a program involving chimpanzees, a pilot questions the ethics of using animals for military purposes. (PG) (1:50) MAX: Mon. 7:40 A.M. (CC)

• Psyche ’59 Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’64. Curt Jurgens. An industrialist’s wife tries to remember the shocking sight that made her blind. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Thu. 1:45 P.M.

• The Punisher Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’04. Thomas Jane. An FBI agent becomes a gun-toting vigilante after a crooked businessman orders hit men to murder his family. (R) (3:00) FX: Sat. 6 P.M.

• Pure Country Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’92. George Strait. An amiable country singer struggles to free himself of the hollow trappings of commercial stardom. (PG) (2:30) CMT: Mon. 4 P.M., 9 P.M.

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• A Raisin in the Sun Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’08. Sean Combs. Members of a black family differ on how to spend insurance money. (3:00) BET: Sun. 4:30 P.M. (CC)

• Red: Werewolf Hunter ’10. Felicia Day. A descendant of Little Red Riding Hood hunts werewolves. (NR) (2:00) SYFY: Sun. 5 P.M. (CC)

• Remember the Daze Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’07. Amber Heard. In 1999 some teenagers find a variety of ways to stave off boredom on their last day of school. (R) (1:45) SHO: Sun. 1 A.M.

• RENO 911!: Miami Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’07. Thomas Lennon. Attending a police convention in Florida, bumbling Nevada officers must save the day when terrorists launch an attack. (NR) (1:45) COMEDY: Tue. 11:15 A.M. (CC)

• The Replacements Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’00. Keanu Reeves. A football coach and his team’s owner recruit a ragtag band of has-beens and wannabes after failed negotiations lead to a strike. (PG-13) (2:45) CMT: Sat. 8 P.M.

• Resident Evil Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’02. Milla Jovovich. Commandos infiltrate a research facility after a deadly virus turns the entire staff into ravenous zombies. (R) (1:45) MAX: Sun. 10 P.M. (CC)

• Resident Evil: Apocalypse Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’04. Milla Jovovich. Survivors of a deadly virus must fight their way through Raccoon City’s legion of undead inhabitants. (R) (2:00) TNT: Sun. noon (CC)

• Resident Evil: Extinction Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’07. Milla Jovovich. Genetically altered by Umbrella Corp., Alice and her cohorts try to eradicate an undead virus before it infects everyone on Earth. (R) (2:00) TNT: Sun. 2 P.M. (CC)

• Return to House on Haunted Hill ’07. Amanda Righetti. A treasure hunt leads a group of unsuspecting victims to a mansion inhabited by ghosts. (R) (1:45) AMC: Fri. 12:30 A.M. (CC)

• Reunion Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’09. Brett Cullen. Members of a Yale secret society reunite in New York 10 years after the death of a friend. (NR) (1:40) TMC: Tue. 10:30 A.M., Fri. 3 P.M., 5:35 A.M. (CC)

• Revenge of the Nerds Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’84. Robert Carradine. College freshmen Skolnick and Gilbert form their own fraternity for computer-whiz misfits. (R) (1:35) ENC: Wed. 1:10 A.M. (CC)

• Riddles of the Sphinx ’08. Dina Meyer. A man and his daughter must solve a series of riddles to defeat a deadly creature. (NR) (2:00) SYFY: Fri. 3 A.M. (CC)

• The Ring Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’02. Naomi Watts. A journalist investigates a bizarre videotape whose images hold deadly consequences for its viewers. (PG-13) (2:00) MAX: Tue. 2 P.M. (CC)

• The Road Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’09. Viggo Mortensen. A father and his son try to keep the dream of civilization alive as they wander through a post-apocalyptic landscape. (R) (2:00) SHO: Sun. 5 P.M. (CC)

• The Road Builder Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’71. Patricia Neal. A woman tries to protect a man from the law, even though she realizes he is responsible for a string of brutal murders. (R) (1:45) TCM: Thu. 5:30 P.M.

• Road to Perdition Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’02. Tom Hanks. During the Depression, a mobster takes his son along as he seeks to avenge the murders of his wife and younger child. (R) (2:00) MAX: Mon. 11:15 A.M. (CC)

• The Road Warrior Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’81. Mel Gibson. Loner lawman Mad Max fights barbarian bikers for gasoline in the wasteland of the future. (R) (1:40) ENC: Thu. 5:50 P.M. (CC)

• The Rock Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’96. Sean Connery. A one-time escaped convict leads Navy SEALs onto Alcatraz to thwart a renegade colonel’s rebels who threaten the area with warheads. (R) (2:20) ENC: Tue. 10:30 A.M., 8 P.M., 3:45 A.M., Sat. 11:40 A.M., 12:35 A.M. (CC)

• The Rock Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’96. Sean Connery. A one-time escaped convict leads Navy SEALs onto Alcatraz to thwart a renegade colonel’s rebels who threaten the area with warheads. (R) (2:20) SHO: Fri. 11:15 P.M.

• Rock Slyde ’09. Patrick Warburton. A private detective contends with the leader of a religious cult while on his latest assignment. (PG-13) (1:30) SHO: Sun. 9 A.M., Sat. 8:35 A.M. (CC)

• Rocky Balboa Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’06. Sylvester Stallone. Retired Rocky’s plan to re-enter the ring for a few small matches escalates into a full-fledged bout with the world’s reigning heavyweight. (PG) (2:00) FX: Thu. 3 P.M., Fri. 8 A.M.

• Romancing the Stone Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’84. Michael Douglas. A mousy novelist goes to Colombia for her sister and joins a mercenary on a treasure hunt. (PG) (2:30) AMC: Thu. 11 A.M. (CC)

• Romy and Michele’s High School Reunion Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’97. Mira Sorvino. Two dizzy underachievers pose as successful career gals. (R) (1:35) ENC: Fri. 3 P.M., Sat. 10 A.M. (CC)

• The Rookie Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’02. Dennis Quaid. A high-school baseball coach makes it to the Major Leagues as a middle-aged relief pitcher. (G) (2:15) STZ: Sun. 6:50 A.M., 6:45 P.M., 2:20 A.M. (CC)

• Runaway Jury Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’03. John Cusack. A juror, a lawyer and a mysterious woman stand in the way of a man trying to manipulate an explosive trial. (PG-13) (2:30) TBS: Tue. 3 A.M. (CC)

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• Savage Grace Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’07. Julianne Moore. Insecurity and conflict over their son’s sexuality eventually lead to tragedy in a portrait of Bakelite heirs Brooks and Barbara Daly Baekeland. (NR) (1:45) SHO: Tue. 2 A.M.

• Save the Last Dance Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’01. Julia Stiles. A white teenager moves to Chicago after her mother’s death and falls for a black student who shares her love of dance. (PG-13) (2:00) TBS: Thu. 8 P.M., 3 A.M. (CC)

• Saving Silverman Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’01. Jason Biggs. Two childish buddies join forces to prevent another friend from marrying a woman they think is all wrong for him. (R) (2:00) TBS: Sun. 8:15 A.M. (CC)

• Scaramouche Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’52. Stewart Granger. An 18th-century Frenchman poses as a clown and meets a master swordsman in a duel of revenge. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Sat. 6 P.M. (CC)

• Scarface Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’32. Paul Muni. A mobster shoots his way to the top of the Chicago underworld. (PG) (1:45) TCM: Fri. 9:30 P.M. (CC)

• Scary Movie Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’00. Shawn Wayans. Keenen Ivory Wayans directed this sendup of slasher films in which a vengeful killer stalks a group of nubile teens. (R) (1:30) SHO: Mon. 1 A.M. (CC)

• Scary Movie 2 Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’01. Shawn Wayans. Psychology students and their professor spend the weekend in a haunted house in this sendup of horror films. (R) (1:30) SHO: Mon. 2:30 A.M.

• Scary Movie 3 Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’03. Anna Faris. An anchorwoman investigates rumors about UFOs and a videotape that leads to deaths. (PG-13) (2:00) COMEDY: Mon. 1:30 P.M., 7 P.M. (CC)

• Scary Movie 4 Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’06. Anna Faris. Dim-witted Cindy Campbell and her sex-crazed friend, Brenda, team up with cute-but-clueless Tom Ryan to save the world from a hostile alien invasion. (PG-13) (2:00) COMEDY: Fri. 2:30 A.M., Sat. 5:30 P.M. (CC)

• Scooby-Doo Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’02. Freddie Prinze Jr. Fred, Daphne, Velma, Shaggy and Scooby investigate claims that a theme park is haunted. (PG) (1:30) HBO: Thu. 6:15 A.M. (CC)

• Scooby-Doo! Camp Scare ’10. Voices of Matthew Lillard. Animated. Scooby, Shaggy and the rest of the gang investigate mysterious occurrences at the Whirlen Merlin Magic Academy. (NR) (1:30) TOON: Sun. 6 P.M.

• Scooby-Doo! The Mystery Begins ’09. Robbie Amell. Young Shaggy and his newly adopted dog joins forces with Fred, Daphne and Velma to investigate a haunting at their school. (PG) (2:00) TOON: Tue. 7 P.M.

• Scooby-Doo and the Ghoul School ’88. Voices of Hamilton Camp. Animated. Scrappy, Shaggy and Scooby arrive at Miss Grimwood’s Finishing School, where a witch plans to put female ghouls under her spell. (2:00) TOON: Sat. 1 P.M.

• Scooby-Doo and the Witch’s Ghost ’99. Voices of Mary Kay Bergman. Animated. Scooby and friends investigate creepy goings-on and a mystery involving a famous horror writer in a small Massachusetts town. (NR) (1:30) TOON: Sun. 10 A.M.

• The Sea Hawk Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’40. Errol Flynn. A British privateer raids Spanish ships with his queen’s permission in 1585. (NR) (2:15) TCM: Sat. 8 P.M. (CC)

• Secretary Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’02. James Spader. After checking out of a mental institution, a woman works for an attorney who shares her enthusiasm for sadomasochism. (R) (1:50) MAX: Thu. 1:20 A.M. (CC)

• Seems Like Old Times Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’80. Chevy Chase. A writer mixed up in a bank robbery seeks help from his ex-wife, who’s now wed to the district attorney. (PG) (1:45) ENC: Fri. 1:15 P.M. (CC)

• Senseless Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’98. Marlon Wayans. An experimental drug wreaks havoc upon a hardworking college student by altering his senses. (R) (2:00) FX: Thu. 8 A.M.

• September Dawn Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’06. Jon Voight. A cloud of secrecy surrounds the savage massacre of more than 100 members of a wagon train traveling through 1857 Utah. (R) (2:00) TMC: Sat. 3:30 A.M.

• Serendipity Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’01. John Cusack. A man and a woman try to find each other after spending one night together 10 years earlier. (PG-13) (1:35) ENC: Tue. 7 A.M., 4:35 P.M. (CC)

• Serious Moonlight Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’09. Meg Ryan. A woman tries to teach her cheating husband a lesson by duct-taping him to a toilet, but she doesn’t anticipate that burglars will enter their home. (R) (2:00) LIFE: Wed. 9 P.M. (CC)

• Severance Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’06. Danny Dyer. A killer stalks members of a sales group from an international arms company, who have become lost in the woods during a team-building weekend. (R) (1:40) TMC: Sat. 10:35 P.M., 1:50 A.M. (CC)

• Sex and Breakfast ’07. Macaulay Culkin. Two young couples using anonymous sex as a catalyst to fix their troubled relationships must rethink what makes a connection work. (R) (1:30) SHO: Tue. 12:30 A.M. (CC)

• Shadrach Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’98. Harvey Keitel. A middle-class child observes a poor family’s life and a former slave’s request in 1935 Virginia. (PG-13) (1:30) HBO: Wed. 12:30 P.M. (CC)

• Shallow Hal Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’01. Gwyneth Paltrow. A self-help guru makes a superficial man see only the inner beauty of a very fat woman. (PG-13) (2:00) HBO: Sun. 2:30 P.M., Thu. 9:30 A.M. (CC)

• The Shawshank Redemption Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’94. Tim Robbins. Two life sentences for a 1947 double murder land an innocent man in a corrupt Maine penitentiary. (R) (2:30) ENC: Sat. 8 P.M. (CC)

• She-Devil Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’89. Meryl Streep. An accountant’s frumpy wife hexes him and his fancy mistress. (PG-13) (1:45) ENC: Fri. 6:15 P.M. (CC)

• She’s Out of My League Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’10. Jay Baruchel. An airport security agent must figure out how to make the relationship work when a beautiful, successful woman falls in love with him. (R) (1:45) MAX: Mon. 9:30 A.M., 1:30 A.M., Fri. 10:50 A.M., 10 P.M. (CC)

• The Shortcut ’09. Andrew Seeley. Terror strikes small-town residents who dare venture down a mysterious path. (PG-13) (1:35) TMC: Wed. 7:40 A.M., 4:45 P.M. (CC)

• A Shot in the Dark Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’64. Peter Sellers. Clumsy Inspector Clouseau visits a nudist camp to prove a French maid innocent of murder. (PG) (2:00) TCM: Thu. 10 P.M. (CC)

• Showgirls Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’95. Elizabeth Berkley. A dancer becomes understudy in a Las Vegas show, sleeps with the boss and pushes the star down a flight of stairs. (R) (2:12) STZ: Wed. 1:28 A.M. (CC)

• Shred ’08. Tom Green. Two washed-up snowboarders face opposition from an old enemy when they try to make a comeback. (R) (2:00) COMEDY: Mon. 9:15 A.M. (CC)

• Siege of the Saxons Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’63. Janette Scott. Upon the death of King Arthur, his daughter wins the right of selecting the knight she wants as a husband and heir. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Mon. 5 A.M.

• Signs Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’02. Mel Gibson. With the help of his brother, a Pennsylvanian investigates the appearance of 500-foot-diameter circles in his crop fields. (PG-13) (1:50) STZ: Tue. 12:30 P.M., 11 P.M., Wed. 7:30 A.M. (CC)

• Sin City Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’05. Jessica Alba. Lawmen, prostitutes, a hulking thug and other sordid characters run amok in a crime-ridden metropolis. (R) (2:00) WGN-A: Sat. 4 A.M. (CC)

• Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’93. Whoopi Goldberg. A Las Vegas singer teaches a mother superior’s flock how to rock and save the school from closure. (PG) (2:00) LIFE: Mon. 12:30 P.M. (CC)

• The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2 Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’08. Amber Tamblyn. Tibby, Lena, Carmen and Bridget find it increasingly difficult to stay in touch as their lives branch out in different directions. (PG-13) (2:30) LIFE: Sat. 2:30 P.M. (CC)

• Six Days, Seven Nights Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’98. Harrison Ford. An emergency landing strands a New York magazine editor and a South Pacific cargo pilot on an unknown Tahitian island. (PG-13) (2:00) FX: Sat. 1 P.M.

• 16 Blocks Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’06. Bruce Willis. A boozy, world-weary NYPD cop must outwit rogue officers planning to kill a witness who is set to testify against them. (PG-13) (1:55) USA: Mon. 2:05 A.M. (CC)

• Sixteen Candles Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’84. Molly Ringwald. A girl turning 16 likes another girl’s guy and feels nobody cares about her birthday. (PG) (2:00) ABCFAM: Sat. 10:30 A.M.

• The Sixth Sense Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’99. Bruce Willis. A child psychologist tries to help a boy traumatized by visitations from troubled spirits. (PG-13) (1:50) ENC: Mon. 10 P.M. (CC)

• Skeleton Crew ’09. Steve Porter. Members of a film crew face unspeakable horrors at an abandoned mental institution where snuff films were made. (R) (1:45) SHO: Thu. 3 A.M. (CC)

• Skinwalkers Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’07. Jason Behr. As a half-lycanthrope boy approaches his 13th birthday, two factions of werewolves prepare for battle; one group believes the boy will lead the race into the future, but the other wants to kill him. (PG-13) (2:00) SYFY: Sun. 11:30 P.M. (CC)

• The Skulls Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’00. Joshua Jackson. A freshman joins an elite society that will guarantee him success, but he questions his decision when his reporter roommate dies mysteriously. (PG-13) (1:50) MAX: Wed. 4:40 P.M. (CC)

• Snakes on a Plane Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’06. Samuel L. Jackson. An FBI agent must contend with a swarm of deadly serpents that have been released aboard an airliner to kill the witness he is escorting to trial. (R) (2:00) FX: Tue. 4 P.M.

• Sneakers Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’92. Robert Redford. An ex-’60s-radical computer hacker and his company are tapped for a shady black-box job. (PG-13) (2:15) HBO: Mon. 7 A.M. (CC)

• Solaris Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’02. George Clooney. A widowed psychologist arrives at a space station to investigate the unexplained behavior of a group of scientists. (PG-13) (1:45) HBO: Thu. 11:30 A.M. (CC)

• Solitary Man Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’09. Michael Douglas. Many years’ worth of bad choices and indiscretions come back to haunt a disgraced car dealer when he accompanies his girlfriend’s daughter on a trip to his alma mater. (R) (1:35) STZ: Tue. 4:05 P.M. (CC)

• Something of Value Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’57. Rock Hudson. A Kenyan native is torn between his tribe and his British friend during the Mau Mau crisis. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Mon. 11:15 A.M. (CC)

• Son-in-Law Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’93. Pauly Shore. A college freshman comes home to her family’s South Dakota farm, with her goofy California boyfriend. (PG-13) (2:15) CMT: Fri. 6:45 P.M., Sat. 3 P.M.

• Sorority Boys Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’02. Barry Watson. Accused of stealing by other fraternity members, three chauvinists pose as women while trying to find the real culprits. (R) (1:40) ENC: Fri. 4:35 P.M., 12:45 A.M. (CC)

• Sorority Row Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’09. Briana Evigan. The body count rises as a group of sorority sisters begin receiving messages from a friend whose death they covered up a year earlier. (R) (1:40) TMC: Thu. 10 P.M. (CC)

• Soul Food Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’97. Vanessa L. Williams. Domestic troubles and illness threaten a close-knit family. (R) (2:30) LIFE: Sun. 6:30 P.M., Mon. 4:30 P.M. (CC)

• South Pacific Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’58. Mitzi Gaynor. Navy nurse Nellie falls for plantation-owner Emile, who accepts a top-secret World War II mission. (NR) (2:45) TCM: Sun. 1:30 P.M. (CC)

• Space Chimps Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’08. Voices of Andy Samberg. Animated. A fun-loving chimpanzee has to get serious when he becomes an astronaut and he and his shipmates become stranded at the other side of a black hole. (G) (2:00) FX: Wed. 8 A.M.

• Spawn Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’97. John Leguizamo. A clown from hell allows a badly scarred man to return to Earth on a mission to conquer the world. (PG-13) (2:00) FX: Sun. 1 P.M., Mon. 10 A.M.

• The Specialist Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’94. Sylvester Stallone. Helping a woman avenge her parents’ death leaves an ex-CIA explosives ace open to an old foe in Miami. (R) (2:30) AMC: Fri. 10 P.M., Sat. 3:30 P.M. (CC)

• Speed Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’94. Keanu Reeves. A SWAT team ace must keep the speed of a Santa Monica bus above 50 mph, or a madman’s bomb will explode. (R) (2:00) ENC: Sun. 4:20 P.M., 2:20 A.M. (CC)

• Spencer’s Mountain Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’63. Henry Fonda. The Wyoming Spencers have nine children, too small a house and a son who wants to go to college. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Sat. 3:15 A.M.

• Spider-Man 2 Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’04. Tobey Maguire. Tormented Peter Parker battles a sinister scientist who uses mechanical tentacles for destructive purposes. (PG-13) (2:15) HBO: Mon. 12:30 P.M., Fri. 6:45 P.M. (CC)

• The Spiderwick Chronicles Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’08. Freddie Highmore. Siblings learn that magical creatures are behind the strange occurrences at their great-great-uncle’s rundown estate. (PG) (2:00) ABCFAM: Sun. 7:30 A.M.

• Spies Like Us Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’85. Chevy Chase. Two clumsy bureaucrats are trained as spies, then sent to Pakistan to create a diversion. (PG) (1:50) ENC: Wed. 4:30 A.M. (CC)

• Spinning Into Butter Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’07. Sarah Jessica Parker. A dean deals with a racial incident at a Vermont college. (R) (1:30) SHO: Wed. 7:30 A.M.

• The Spirit Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’08. Gabriel Macht. A ghostlike crime fighter faces a villain known as the Octopus, whose aim is to destroy Central City while searching for the secret to immortality. (PG-13) (1:45) TMC: Sun. 10 P.M.

• Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’02. Voices of Matt Damon. Animated. A mustang journeys through the American frontier, befriends a Lakota brave and finds love with a mare. (G) (1:25) HBO: Tue. 6:20 A.M. (CC)

• Spy Game Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’01. Robert Redford. A CIA agent tries to rescue his one-time protege who awaits execution in a Chinese prison. (R) (2:10) STZ: Thu. 9:05 A.M., 4:50 P.M. (CC)

• Standing Still Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’05. James Van Der Beek. A chain reaction of confrontations and romantic encounters occurs when college friends reunite for one’s wedding. (R) (1:30) HBO: Wed. 1:15 A.M. (CC)

• Starship Troopers Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’97. Casper Van Dien. Members of Earth’s space fleet battle a vicious army of gigantic insects bent on destroying humanity. (R) (2:10) ENC: Wed. 2:10 P.M., 11 P.M. (CC)

• Starsky & Hutch Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’04. Ben Stiller. Thrown together as partners, two detectives investigate a cocaine dealer suspected of murder. (PG-13) (1:45) MAX: Sat. 8:15 P.M. (CC)

• State of Play Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’09. Russell Crowe. An investigative journalist stumbles into a cover-up of gigantic proportions as he and his partner probe the murder of a beloved congressman’s mistress. (PG-13) (2:10) MAX: Wed. 10:10 A.M. (CC)

• Step Up Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’06. Channing Tatum. A troubled guy but a gifted dancer attracts the attention of a talented ballerina at a Maryland school. (PG-13) (2:00) TBS: Fri. 11:45 P.M. (CC)

• Step Up Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’06. Channing Tatum. A troubled guy but a gifted dancer attracts the attention of a talented ballerina at a Maryland school. (PG-13) (2:00) TBS: Sat. 11:30 A.M.

• Step Up 2 the Streets Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’08. Briana Evigan. A street dancer enrolls at Maryland School of the Arts and teams up with a talented classmate to take a team to an underground dance contest. (PG-13) (2:00) TBS: Fri. 1:45 A.M., Sat. 1:30 P.M. (CC)

• Stigmata Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’99. Patricia Arquette. An atheist’s visions and manifestations of wounds like those of the crucified Christ prompt the Vatican to send an investigator. (R) (2:00) WGN-A: Sun. 3 P.M., 2 A.M. (CC)

• Stomp the Yard Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’07. Columbus Short. A troubled street dancer enrolls in a Georgia college and finds himself in the middle of a tug-of-war between fraternities, who want to use his talents in a dance competition. (PG-13) (2:15) TBS: Sat. 9:15 A.M.

• Storm Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’99. Luke Perry. A general with a device that controls weather recruits a meteorologist to direct a hurricane toward Mexico. (PG-13) (2:00) SYFY: Sat. 9 A.M.

• Strange Wilderness Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’08. Steve Zahn. The hosts of a TV wildlife program hope to save their show from cancellation by finding the legendary Bigfoot. (R) (2:00) COMEDY: Sat. 3:30 P.M. (CC)

• The Subject Was Roses Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’68. Patricia Neal. Bickering parents welcome their son home from World War II. (G) (2:00) TCM: Thu. 3:30 P.M. (CC)

• Suicide Girls Must Die ’10. (R) (1:30) SHO: Thu. 1:30 A.M. (CC)

• Summer Rental Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’85. John Candy. A stressed air-traffic controller takes his family to Florida and makes a fool of himself. (PG) (1:56) AMC: Wed. 4:04 A.M., Thu. 1:30 P.M. (CC)

• Sunshine Cleaning Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’08. Amy Adams. Hoping to create a better life for herself and her son, a cleaning woman starts a crime-scene-cleanup business with her unreliable sister. (R) (1:40) ENC: Sun. 6:20 P.M. (CC)

• Super Troopers Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’01. Jay Chandrasekhar. Five state troopers try to stop a group of drug dealers in order to save their careers. (R) (1:40) MAX: Wed. 10 P.M. (CC)

• Supercop Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’92. Jackie Chan. A Hong Kong policeman and a mainland policewoman meet, team up and join a drug ring to destroy it. (R) (1:35) STZ: Wed. 5:30 A.M. (CC)

• Supernova ’05. Peter Fonda. Electromagnetic pulses wreak havoc on the Earth following a scientist’s secret discovery that the sun will soon explode. (2:00) SYFY: Sat. 11 A.M.

• Swordfish Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’01. John Travolta. A spy working for the CIA forces a computer hacker, who was recently released from prison, to help steal unused government funds. (R) (2:00) AMC: Fri. 8 P.M., Sat. 6 P.M.

• Sylvia Scarlett Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’35. Katharine Hepburn. Sylvia cuts her hair, dresses like a boy and flees French police with her father. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Tue. 6:30 A.M. (CC)

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• Take ’07. Minnie Driver. Several years after their lives met in tragedy, a single mother and a gambling addict must reconcile with the past. (R) (2:00) TMC: Sun. 8 P.M., Sat. 5:30 P.M.

• The Taking of Pelham 123 Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’09. Denzel Washington. A subway dispatcher calls on his extensive knowledge of the transit system to outwit hijackers who are threatening to kill passengers unless a ransom is paid. (R) (1:50) STZ: Wed. 9:20 A.M., 7:10 P.M., 3:40 A.M., Sat. 5:25 A.M. (CC)

• The Tale of Despereaux Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’08. Voices of Matthew Broderick. Animated. In the faraway kingdom of Dor, a misfit mouse must find his inner knight in order to rescue a kidnapped princess. (G) (1:45) HBO: Tue. 7:45 A.M. (CC)

• The Talented Mr. Ripley Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’99. Matt Damon. A young man travels to 1950s Italy and begins to assume the identity of a playboy he was hired to bring back to the United States. (R) (3:00) FX: Sat. 7 A.M.

• Tales From the Crypt Presents Bordello of Blood Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’96. Dennis Miller. A seedy private eye helps a televangelist’s employee, whose brother vanished at a brothel of female vampires. (R) (1:35) HBO: Sun. 4:25 A.M. (CC)

• Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’91. Paige Turco. The four superturtles and their newswoman friend meet Tokka and Rahzar, Shredder’s new mutant monsters. (PG) (1:30) HBO: Sat. 6:30 A.M. (CC)

• Tell Them Willie Boy Is Here Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’69. Robert Redford. A lawman is forced to come to terms with himself while pursuing an American Indian who killed a man in self-defense. (PG) (1:40) MAX: Thu. 7:10 A.M. (CC)

• Thelma & Louise Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’91. Susan Sarandon. An Arkansas waitress and a housewife shoot a rapist and take off in a ’66 Thunderbird. (R) (2:30) TBS: Wed. 3 A.M. (CC)

• There’s Something About Mary Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’98. Cameron Diaz. A geek hires a sleazy private eye to report on a woman he has adored since high school. (R) (2:30) FX: Thu. 10 P.M., Fri. 3:30 P.M.

• They Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’02. Laura Regan. A psychology student and her friends begin to have nightmares, resulting in strange marks appearing on their bodies. (PG-13) (2:00) AMC: Sun. 3:30 A.M.

• They Live Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’88. Roddy Piper. When two men put on special sunglasses they see aliens and subliminal messages. (R) (2:00) AMC: Mon. 3:30 P.M., Tue. noon (CC)

• This Sporting Life Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’63. Richard Harris. A Yorkshire coal miner lets rugby fame go to his head and realizes too late he has ruined his life. (NR) (2:30) TCM: Wed. 10 P.M. (CC)

• The Time Traveler’s Wife Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’09. Rachel McAdams. The unusual genetic makeup of a librarian causes him to travel back and forth through time, so that he and his beloved are always out of sync. (PG-13) (2:00) HBO: Fri. 2:30 P.M. (CC)

• Tin Men Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’87. Richard Dreyfuss. Rival aluminum-siding salesmen declare war in 1963 Baltimore. (R) (1:55) MAX: Fri. 12:35 P.M. (CC)

• To Sir, With Love Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’67. Sidney Poitier. Unable to find employment in his field, a black engineer accepts a teaching position in a tough East End London school. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Sun. 6 P.M. (CC)

• To Walk With Lions Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’99. Richard Harris. A young man comes to work at a rehabilitation compound for zoo lions in East Africa where he meets George Adamson. (PG-13) (2:00) SHO: Tue. 9:15 A.M.

• The Toast of New York Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’37. Edward Arnold. Based on the life of “Jubilee Jim” Fisk, a peddler who became one of the first financial giants of Wall Street. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Tue. 8:15 A.M. (CC)

• Tom and Jerry Meet Sherlock Holmes ’10. Voices of Malcolm McDowell. Animated. Tom and Jerry play cat-and-mouse games with Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson. (NR) (1:00) TOON: Sun. 5 P.M., Mon. 10 A.M.

• Tooth Fairy Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’10. Dwayne Johnson. As penance for dashing a child’s hopes, a rough-and-tumble hockey player must serve time as a genuine tooth fairy. (PG) (1:45) HBO: Sun. 9:45 A.M. (CC)

• Tornado: Nature Unleashed ’04. Daniel Bernhardt. A massive tornado threatens the lives of a journalist, a producer and a town of Gypsies. (PG-13) (2:00) SYFY: Sat. 1 A.M.

• Trail of the Pink Panther Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’82. Peter Sellers. A French TV newswoman interviews friends and foes of the missing Inspector Clouseau. (PG) (1:45) TCM: Fri. 6 A.M.

• Transformers Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’07. Shia LaBeouf. Humanity’s fate rests in the hands of a youth when two races of warring robots make Earth their final battleground. (PG-13) (3:00) TNT: Sun. 6 P.M., 9 P.M., Tue. 7 P.M., Sat. 5 P.M. (CC)

• Transsiberian Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’08. Woody Harrelson. A train trip from Beijing to Moscow takes a deadly turn when a couple encounter a pair of drug dealers and a Russian detective on a killer’s trail. (R) (2:00) TMC: Mon. 10:15 P.M., Thu. 6 P.M., 2:45 A.M.

• Tremors Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’90. Kevin Bacon. Four big worms with multiple tongues dig high-speed around people in the middle of nowhere. (PG-13) (2:00) AMC: Tue. 6 P.M., 3 A.M. (CC)

• The Trigger Effect Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’96. Kyle MacLachlan. Southern California yuppies cope with a sick infant, young toughs and a looter during a power failure. (R) (1:35) MAX: Thu. 3:10 A.M. (CC)

• Troll Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’86. Michael Moriarty. An evil troll transforms an apartment house and its residents into a kingdom of mystical creatures. (PG-13) (2:15) ENC: Fri. 7:45 A.M. (CC)

• Trucker Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’08. Michelle Monaghan. A long-distance hauler is forced to take care of her estranged son when her ex-husband becomes gravely ill. (R) (1:45) SHO: Sat. 4:05 P.M.

• True Lies Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’94. Arnold Schwarzenegger. A Washington wife discovers her computer-salesman husband is a spy out to stop nuclear terrorists. (R) (3:00) AMC: Sat. 10 P.M., 1 A.M. (CC)

• The Truth About Cats & Dogs Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’96. Uma Thurman. A radio adviser to pet owners sends a glamorous blond proxy on her blind date with an unsuspecting photographer. (PG-13) (2:00) LIFE: Sat. 9 P.M., 11 P.M. (CC)

• The Tuxedo Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’02. Jackie Chan. A chauffeur embarks on a covert mission after a tuxedo from a secret agent gives him extraordinary abilities. (PG-13) (1:45) MAX: Tue. 5:45 P.M. (CC)

• Twelve Monkeys Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’95. Bruce Willis. A psychiatrist finally believes a patient who claims to be a time-traveler sent to 1996 to prevent a virulent holocaust. (R) (2:15) HBO: Mon. 3 A.M. (CC)

• 21 Grams Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’03. Sean Penn. The lives of a terminally ill professor and an ex-convict intersect with a woman who lost her family in a car accident. (R) (2:05) MAX: Tue. 7:45 A.M. (CC)

• Twilight Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’08. Kristen Stewart. A high-school student is caught up in a romance with a vampire, whose family has renounced the drinking of blood. (PG-13) (2:05) SHO: Sat. 10 A.M., 9 P.M.

• The Twilight Saga: New Moon Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’09. Kristen Stewart. After the abrupt departure of Edward, Bella develops a deep friendship with Jacob and is drawn into the world of werewolves. (PG-13) (2:25) SHO: Sat. 12:05 P.M., 11 P.M. (CC)

• Two Family House Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’00. Michael Rispoli. An ambitious married dreamer secretly helps an abandoned single mother in 1950s Staten Island. (R) (1:50) TMC: Sat. 5:30 A.M. (CC)

• 2 Fast 2 Furious Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’03. Paul Walker. A former policeman and his friend work with a U.S. Customs agent to indict a launderer in Miami. (PG-13) (1:50) STZ: Mon. 7 A.M., 3:40 P.M., 11:05 P.M. (CC)

• Two Lovers Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’08. Joaquin Phoenix. A man juggles relationships with an honest, loving young woman and a manipulative neighbor who has a married boyfriend. (R) (1:55) SHO: Tue. 5:50 P.M., 5:30 A.M., Fri. 10 A.M. (CC)

• 2012 Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’09. John Cusack. A failed writer tries to lead his family to safety, as the world falls apart during a series of global cataclysms. (PG-13) (2:45) STZ: Fri. 11 A.M., 7:20 P.M., 5:50 A.M. (CC)

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• Unanswered Prayers ’10. Eric Close. A happily married father encounters the woman of his high-school fantasies. (2:00) LIFE: Sat. 7 P.M. (CC)

• Unbeatable Harold Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’06. Gordon Michaels. An Elvis-loving assistant manager at a Reno restaurant courts a new waitress who is on the run from her rotten boyfriend. (PG-13) (1:25) TMC: Mon. 8:40 A.M., 6:40 P.M., Thu. 11:45 A.M. (CC)

• Underworld Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’03. Kate Beckinsale. A female vampire tries to protect a medical student from werewolves intent on creating a hybrid species. (NR) (2:30) SYFY: Sun. 7 P.M. (CC)

• Underworld Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’03. Kate Beckinsale. A female vampire tries to protect a medical student from werewolves intent on creating a hybrid species. (NR) (2:30) SYFY: Mon. 4:30 P.M.

• Underworld: Evolution Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’06. Kate Beckinsale. Vampire warrior Selene and her werewolf lover trace the origins of the ancient feud between their races. (R) (2:00) SYFY: Sun. 9:30 P.M., Mon. 7 P.M.

• Unforgiven Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’92. Clint Eastwood. An old gunslinger, his ex-partner and a quick-draw kid go bounty hunting in a town called Big Whiskey. (R) (3:00) CMT: Sun. 5 P.M., Wed. 4 P.M., 9 P.M.

• The Uninvited Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’09. Elizabeth Banks. A ghost prompts a lethal battle of wills between a man’s new fiancee and his two daughters, one of whom has just returned from a mental ward. (PG-13) (1:30) HBO: Thu. 3:30 P.M. (CC)

• The Uninvited Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’44. Ray Milland. A British brother and sister move to a coastal mansion haunted by two ghosts. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Sat. 10:15 P.M. (CC)

• Untamed Heart Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’93. Christian Slater. A Minneapolis waitress falls for a shy busboy who thinks his heart came from a baboon king. (PG-13) (2:30) WE: Fri. 10 A.M. (CC)

• Unthinkable ’10. Samuel L. Jackson. An interrogator uses torture to force a terrorist to reveal the locations of three nuclear bombs. (R) (1:40) STZ: Tue. 2:20 A.M., Fri. 1:45 P.M. (CC)

• Up Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’09. Voices of Ed Asner. Animated. A 78-year-old balloon salesman ties thousands of balloons to his house and flies to South America, but discovers too late a young stowaway aboard. (PG) (1:40) ENC: Sun. 8:50 A.M., 8 P.M., 4:20 A.M. (CC)

• Up Close & Personal Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’96. Robert Redford. Romance and stardom result for a pretty young reporter when her boss takes her under his wing. (PG-13) (2:30) LIFE: Sun. 4 P.M. (CC)

• Uptown Girls Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’03. Brittany Murphy. Forced to get a job, a freewheeling woman becomes a nanny to the uptight daughter of a New York executive. (PG-13) (2:00) ABCFAM: Sat. 8:30 A.M.

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• Valentine’s Day Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’10. Jessica Alba. A diverse group of Los Angeles residents wends its way through love, romance and heartbreak over the course of a single day. (PG-13) (2:05) HBO: Sun. 6:45 P.M., Tue. 1 P.M., 8:30 P.M. (CC)

• Valentino: The Last Emperor Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’08. The life of a legendary fashion designer. (PG-13) (1:45) SHO: Sun. 5:45 A.M., Thu. 6:15 A.M. (CC)

• Valley of the Dolls Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’67. Barbara Parkins. Three young women turn to pills because of their lives in show business. (PG-13) (2:05) ENC: Wed. 6:05 A.M. (CC)

• Vanilla Sky Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’01. Tom Cruise. A wealthy womanizer has trouble distinguishing dreams from reality after a car accident leaves him disfigured. (R) (2:15) SHO: Wed. 3:45 P.M.

• The Velveteen Rabbit Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’07. Jane Seymour. Live action/animated. Longing to be real, a stuffed bunny gives comfort to a lonely boy. (G) (1:30) TMC: Mon. 7:10 A.M. (CC)

• Volcano: Nature Unleashed ’04. Chris William Martin. A volcanologist faces resistance when he tries to warn a town’s mayor of an impending eruption. (PG-13) (2:00) SYFY: Sat. 3 A.M.

• Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’61. Walter Pidgeon. The admiral of an atomic submarine tries to stop the Van Allen radiation belt from cooking Earth. (PG) (1:50) MAX: Fri. 6:40 A.M. (CC)

• Voyeur: The Motion Picture ’03. Jessica Drake. A young woman spies on unsuspecting lovers, including an ex-porn star, a collegian and a handyman. (NR) (1:15) TMC: Fri. 2:45 A.M. (CC)

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• W. Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’08. Josh Brolin. George W. Bush transforms himself from a ne’er-do-well son of privilege to president of the United States. (PG-13) (2:10) TMC: Mon. 10:05 A.M., 8:05 P.M. (CC)

• Wall Street Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’87. Michael Douglas. Oliver Stone’s tale of the career of an ambitious stockbroker and his involvement with a ruthless corporate raider. (R) (3:00) AMC: Fri. 9:30 A.M. (CC)

• War Games: The Dead Code ’08. Matt Lanter. Government officials track a computer whiz after the teen plays a terrorist-attack simulator game. (PG-13) (1:45) HBO: Mon. 2:45 P.M. (CC)

• Washington Story Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’52. Van Johnson. A newspaper reporter assigned to do a hatchet job on Washington legislators seeks the aid of a scandal columnist. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Thu. 12:15 P.M. (CC)

• Watchmen Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’09. Billy Crudup. After his former colleague is murdered, a masked vigilante uncovers a plot to discredit and destroy the world’s superheroes. (R) (3:10) MAX: Fri. 5:05 P.M. (CC)

• Welcome Home Roscoe Jenkins Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’08. Martin Lawrence. Determined to prove to his family how much he has changed, a talk-show star returns to his small Southern hometown for his parents’ anniversary. (PG-13) (2:00) USA: Sun. 11 P.M. (CC)

• What a Girl Wants Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’03. Amanda Bynes. A vivacious teenager leaves New York in order to meet her estranged father in London. (PG) (2:30) ABCFAM: Sat. 12:30 P.M.

• What Happens in Vegas Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’08. Cameron Diaz. Following a night of wild partying, two strangers awake and find that they have married each other and won a jackpot. (PG-13) (2:00) FX: Fri. 8 P.M., 10 P.M.

• While She Was Out ’08. Kim Basinger. A woman fights with a gang that is trying to kill her. (R) (1:30) STZ: Mon. 4:10 A.M. (CC)

• Whip It Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’09. Ellen Page. Stifled in her mother’s world of beauty pageants and conformity, a rebellious teen finds purpose and liberation in the ranks of a Texas roller-derby team. (PG-13) (1:50) MAX: Sat. 2 P.M. (CC)

• The White Ribbon Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’09. Christian Friedel. An undercurrent of malice runs through a German village, as a series of misfortunes plagues its citizens in the year before the outbreak of World War I. (R) (2:30) STZ: Sun. 4:30 A.M. (CC)

• Wildcats Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’86. Goldie Hawn. A famous coach’s daughter coaches boys football at a city high school patrolled by dogs. (R) (1:50) ENC: Tue. 6:10 P.M. (CC)

• The Wolfman Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’10. Benicio Del Toro. A nobleman contends with an ancient curse, scouring his childhood homeland for his missing brother, while a bloodthirsty beast prowls the moors. (R) (1:45) MAX: Mon. 2:45 P.M. (CC)

• The Wrestler Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’08. Mickey Rourke. An aging wrestler tries to reconnect with his estranged daughter and get his battered body in shape for a rematch of one of his most-lauded fights. (R) (1:55) HBO: Sat. 1:50 A.M. (CC)

• Wrong Turn Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’03. Desmond Harrington. Three inbred cannibals terrorize a medical student and five campers in a remote area of West Virginia. (R) (2:00) AMC: Wed. 6 P.M. (CC)

• Wrong Turn 2: Dead End ’07. Erica Leerhsen. Deranged cannibals terrorize a group of contestants competing on a reality TV show in the wilderness of West Virginia. (NR) (2:00) SYFY: Mon. 12:30 P.M.

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• X-Men: The Last Stand Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’06. Hugh Jackman. An all-out war looms when the discovery of a cure for mutations draws a line between the followers of Charles Xavier and those of Magneto. (PG-13) (3:00) FX: Sat. 3 P.M.

• XXX Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’02. Vin Diesel. A government agent recruits an athlete to stop an anarchist from using biological and chemical weapons. (PG-13) (2:05) ENC: Sat. 2 P.M., 10:30 P.M. (CC)

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• Year One Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’09. Jack Black. Two lazy primitives begin an epic journey through the ancient world after they are banished from their village. (PG-13) (1:40) STZ: Sun. 12:40 A.M., Mon. 7:20 P.M. (CC)

• You Kill Me Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’07. Ben Kingsley. An alcoholic assassin heads west to dry out and lands a job in a mortuary, where he meets a relative of one of his many victims. (R) (1:45) TMC: Wed. 9:15 A.M., 8 P.M. (CC)

• Youth in Revolt Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’09. Michael Cera. A pretentious teenager invents a French alter ego in the hope of finding his way into the heart, and bed, of a pretty neighbor. (R) (1:35) TMC: Thu. 11:40 P.M.

• You’ve Got Mail Television movies for the week of Jan. 16   Pittsburgh Post Gazette ’98. Tom Hanks. Professional rivalry threatens to thwart romance when anonymous e-mail pals meet each other. (PG) (2:30) TBS: Sat. 10:15 P.M. (CC)

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