By Alison Schwartz

05/13/2013 at 06:00 AM EDT

Prince Harry, Britney Spears and Kristen Wiig

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If you were too busy showering your mom with roses, chocolate, long-form poetry or however else you celebrated Mother’s Day, we’ll understand if you didn’t keep up with the Kardashians this weekend.

Not to worry. We did.

5. Honoring the Women Who Raised Us in Our Living Rooms

Generation after generation, we’ve come of age with guidance from plenty of strong, inspiring women. And this time we’re not talking about our moms (or our cats). We asked you to tell us about your favorite TV moms, and then we ranked your answers. From Modern Family‘s Gloria to the late, great Lucille Ball, see who made the cut – and who took home the top spot. (And the winner is …)

4. What Mother’s Day Is Actually All About

We know that if we looked through your family photo album right here, right now, we’d be ooh-ing and ahhh-ing over every single picture of you in some form of denim jumper with some form of food on your face. But we’re just not sure if there’s anything cuter than this mama orangutan snuggling her newborn at the ABQ BioPark Zoo in Albuquerque, N.M. And, yes, we are well aware just how adorable babies in overalls with pudding on their faces look. (The cutest thing you’ll see today)

3. We’ll Have Whatever Britney’s Having

If you’re seen Britney Spears‘s Shape magazine cover, you know: The singer looks better than ever, or, as the fitness glossy loudly proclaims, she’s “31, firm & fabulous.” Yeah, we’re going to take spin class more seriously now, too. Still, when Spears traded in her bikini for a considerably more modest LBD at Saturday’s 102.7 KIIS-FM’s Wango Tango music fest in Carson, Calif., she looked just as sexy. (See ya at the gym?)

2. Kristen Wiig, Will You Be Our Friend?

Hey, girl, we saw you on Saturday Night Live this weekend in your triumphant return to Studio 8H that was 11 months and 30 days overdue, to be precise. Just so you know, we’d be happy to bust some Dooneese dance moves with you at the club, or just kick back at Target until we find some customers stocking up on greeting cards to harass. Let us know what you think. (Thanks for your consideration)

1. It’s Actually Impossible for Prince Harry to Overstay His Welcome

After hitting Capitol Hill, Prince Harry continued his U.S. takeover with weekend stops in Colorado for the Warrior Games, a sporting event for wounded service members and veterans. Here’s our two cents. One: He’s got some major game (just watch him try his hand at sitting volleyball!). Two: Prince Harry, if you suddenly need somewhere to crash before you head home, we’re more than happy to provide a bed to sleep on. (All over the map with Harry!)