Alright, alright, I may have jumped the gun when I thought Universal would only be releasing an R-rated Fifty Shades of Grey. Turns out, an extended, unseen, unrated version of the film (with an alternate ending!!!) is coming out May 8. Really though, there’s only one thing we want to know.
Internet fame does wonders for us normal people (except for maybe the three-boobed girl). One minute, you’re watching your team lose in the NCAA Tournament, and the next, you’re hanging with The Roots and Jimmy Fallon on The Tonight Show.
Roxanne Chalifoux, a piccolo player in Villanova’s band, was caught powering through a musical number while crying after the No. 1 seed was defeated by NC State on Saturday.
Leave it to Internet users to immediately create memes:
By now we’ve all seen Rob Kardashian‘s not-so-subtle Instagram photo comparing sister Kim to Amy Dunne (Rosamund Pike) from Gone Girl. (In case you missed it, it’s still up!) So what’s the deal? Is this a playful joke that was taken too far, or the sign of deep familial conflict? The Gossip Table reports that the Kardashian family is trying to downplay any drama by stressing Rob’s unique sense of humor, but any quick trip through the history books will remind you that Rob and Kim have a history of butting heads. (The Kimye wedding, anyone?) Kim’s been vocal about Rob’s need to shake off his struggles, while Khloe is more nurturing.
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Maybe Rob is fed up with Kim’s criticisms? Or maybe like Sharon Osbourne, he doesn’t agree with North wearing fur. Another theory: This is all a stunt stemming from Kris Jenner to stir the pot (and get paid) yet again.
Are you excited about gorgeous Sofia Vergara’s wedding to fellow hot person Joe Manganiello? Jesse Tyler Ferguson isn’t so sure. On Big Morning Buzz Live, Vergara’s Modern Family co-star told Nick Lachey it’s not too late to break up the upcoming nuptials. Of course that’s because in his mind, he and Sofia are already married. He’s got photographic proof!